Corrupt a wish

Granted, but I steal it cause I want money to buy games. And Twix and Kit Kats. :lol:

I wish I had a bowl of Mint Chocolate Chip ice cream.

Granted but it gets stolen by an army of flying pigs.

I wish that I had more Tabasco sauce.

Granted, but I steal that $500

I wish that really happened.

Granted, but you go to jail! Directly to jail! No passing Go or getting $200!

I wish I had someone to play Monopoly with...

Granted but they win.

I wish more people would join my union.

Granted but they are spammers

I wish I had a pack of crayola crayons.

Granted but the sun melts them.

I wish I had an icon and a banner for my union.

Granted, but they're awful.

I wish Aidan would go out of town so I can visit Courtney and Lexie. :lol:

Granted, but you can't get to Michigan.

I wish that I had a pony

Granted but it eats you.

I wish I could go to Cedar Point again.

Granted, but Marrium's pony comes and eats you before you get there.

I wish that pony would eat Aidan.

Granted, but it craps me back out in one piece.

I wish summer vacation lasted for another 2 months.

Granted but you can't leave your house

I wish I had some candy. :D

Granted but small children eat it all up.

I wish that I had...a pack of...India Ink pens!

Granted, but they're actually pencils.

I wish I... had an awesome wish to wish for that has something to do with Aidan leaving.

Granted but it gets corrupted.

I wish I could post in the Officer's Lounge. ;)

Granted, but the topic dies.

I wish I could post in the Officer's Lounge. Oh, wait...

Granted but Aidan becomes the leader. (?)

I wish that school didn't start...tomorrow! :cry:

Granted

I wish I could get Professor Layton and the Diabolical Box today.

Granted, but it's in Japanese.

I wish I knew more about the morning thing Twilight told us all about.

Granted. They ground you for 5 years.

I wish I could kick my teacher from gr 7 and her moronic backup teacher.

Granted, but then they are your professors at University :P

I wish for a piece of cheese.

Granted, but I poisoned it. :twisted:

I wish I wished for something related to Aidan leaving. Again, and never coming back.

Not granted :P

I wish that school would start sooner :P

Also not granted. :P

I wish school would go away and not wake me up.

Granted

I wish I could get a new 360 game.

Granted, but you hate the game.

I wish for another wish that had something to do with Aidan leaving a not coming back. Ever.

granted, but adain is allowed one wish and he wishes to stay

i wish i had millions of dollars, and no one would steal it, and its not counterfit or forigen.

Granted but you waste it on gumballs.

I wish I had Scribblenauts.

Granted, but Marrium steals it and breaks it. :lol:

I wish I knew how to play drums better. It seems so easy...

Granted, but whenever you step 20 feet within a drum, it brakes

i wish for more pets

Granted, but they all attack you.

I wish... for... lots of stuff. :lol:

Granted, buts its signed pictures of Adain

i wish for scribblenauts that cant brack, is not conterfiet, and will always work!

Granted, but then your cat eats it :P

I wish for a BIG DINOSAUR!!!! RAWR!!!! 

Granted, but it swallows the world whole. No chewing needed.

I wish for a new PS2 Memory Card.

granted, but Then you put it into your PS2 and it blows up the whole system.

I wish for Super Saiyan Powers! KAMEHAMEHA!!!!!!!!! 

Granted, but it's Not-So-Super Powers.

I wish my PS2 didn't explode! :cry:

Granted, but it doesn't play Kingdom Hearts games!:shock:

I wish for a Batman Action Figure! 8) 

Granted, but it comes to life and keeps hitting you with the batarang

i wish for a giant stuffed animal snake that wraps around you!

Granted but it comes to life and kills you.

I wish Spirit Tracks was out.

granted, but it's one of the worst games you've ever played! :shock:

I wish for a Big Fat COW! 

Granted, but your DS doesn't work with it.

Granted, but it doesn't play Kingdom Hearts games!:shock:Nintenkid49

I wish... for an awesome wish to wish for.

Granted, but that wish is really another wish that you wish was a wish and so on and on :P

I wish for 5 Packs of DR. PEPPER! 

Granted, but I steal them!

I wish for... some corn.

Granted, but its poison and when you eat it, you die

i wish for................. ummmm.................. something

Granted but whatever it is, it kills you.

I wish Zelda: Spirit Tracks was out.

Granted, but when you try to play it, your DS explodes.

I wish... for... a potato cannon!

Granted, but you accidentally shoot yourself and die :P

I wish for a one-legged Donkey! :lol: 

Granted, but with its one leg it hits you untill you die

i wish for scribblenauts