Corrupt a wish

Granted, so Navi only annoys you.

I wish I had Halo 3.

Granted!

I wish Aidan never came back to this union.

Granted, but then we have ot watch a movie about it and we all get nightmares

I wish I had a taco

Granted but you get sick from it.

I wish I had my own computer.

Granted, but it has no internet connection.

I wish for a waffle for hit Aidan with.

Granted but it looks so good that you eat it.

I wish I could fly.

Granted, but you only have flying powers for a few minutes and you fly off a cliff.

I wish to wish for something super awesome.

Granted, but I never show up.

I wish that the Bevelle Cloister in FF10 wasn't so horrible.

Granted, but then... I break it so it's back to normal.

I wish Aidan got lost in those woods forever.

Granted. He becomes the Mothman and is the next antagonist for the next Legend of Zelda game.

I wish that was actually real :lol:

Granted, but then the Legend of Zelda series starts to suck.

I wish that NEVER happened.

Granted but every other game you like sucks.

I wish Pokemon were real.

Granted, but a wild Tentacoil makes you faint!!!

I wish I had more energy... :|

Granted but it's concentrated energy in a bottle, so you have no use for it.

I wish for more wishes.

Not granted. You DO have infinite wishes here.

I wish life would seriously stop being a ***** to me.

Granted.

I wish that my PS3 would get corrupt data so I would have an excuse to sell it.

Granted, but no one buys it. btw why do you want to sell it anyways?

I wish summer wouldn't go by so fast.

Granted but it goes by super slow and you get bored.

I wish my MP3 player had more battery.

granted, but then it explodes

I wish to have a bunny

Granted but it bites your head off.

I wish I didn't have allergies. :(

Granted, but then you get the flu.

I wish I had more ideas for my Fanfic. Chapter 11 is going to be HUGE!

Granted but you turn into a vegetable.

I wish my 360 headset hadn't broke earlier.

Granted, but you have gas instead :lol:

I wish I had... uh... a toothpick?

Granted but it's an enchanted toothpick that pokes out eyes.

I wish that I could have more time in a day.

Granted, but that time machine I built in the Forum Games Union didn't work!! :cry:

I wish my time machine worked.

Granted but it can only send you into the future.

I wish I had more Mountain Dew. :(

Granted, but it's that strange World of Warcraft Mountain Dew.

I wish for a jar of that freaking SWEEEET Pace Four Cheese Blend salsa.

Granted but you can't get the lid off.

I wish I had a better sig.

Granted but it's so awesome that everyone starts using it.

I wish my Spyro sig didn't die. :(

Granted, but you do.

I wish I was less miserable.

Granted but it means having less hours in a day. (?)

I wish that I hadn't seen that Lymle picture the other night.

Granted, but you see it tonight and it's worse!!!:twisted:

I wish I had some money.

Granted but I steal it. :P

I wish it's not gonna rain today. :(

Granted, but it snows :cry:

I wish it wasn't so humid! (BAD HAIR DAY :x)

Granted, but it's freezing cold and you have an even worse hair day. (?)

I wish people wouldn't be so obsessed over their hair half the time.

Granted but now they're obsessed with their armpits.

I wish life wasn't so boring.

Granted but it only lasts for a day.

I wish I had $60.

Granted, but I steal it.

I wish that happened and I didn't get caught by the cops.

Granted but I steal it back.

I wish I wasn't sick. :(

Granted, but you're thrown out of the hospital and forced to live in a cardboard box.

I wish dinner would be out already.

Granted but you don't get anything.

I wish I had a futon.

Granted, but you misread your shopping list and get a crouton instead.... :?

I wish I had a muffin!

Granted but it's infested with centipedes.

I wish for cyborgs to dance.

Granted but they only know how to dance "I'm a Little Teapot"

I wish that I didn't have "Crazy Dance" stuck in my head.

Granted, go listen to popcorn-by crazy frog on youtube :lol:

I wish that this computer would never break ever.

Granted but it grows wings and flies away.

I wish my girlfriend was home.

Granted, but she is at her umm...summer home in...Bermuda that she just bought!

I wish I had something to do today.

Granted but it's jumping off cliffs with sharp and pointy rocks at the bottom.

I wish I didn't have to get braces tomorrow.

Granted, but it's because you died.

I wish I had a wish.

Granted but you forget it soon after.

I wish this wish won't get granted