Corrupt a wish

Yeah. It'll be up by tomorrow night.

Granted, but then you starve.

[QUOTE="Aidan129"]Granted, but I object to the presence of a Hurt and Heal thread and storm out of the Union in a fit of rage, never to returnSlyfur

I wish that really happened.

Not granted.

I wish Fur and Aidan could get along.

Not granted. I could never see that happening.

I wish this union was Level 100

Granted. :P

I wish people couldn't be racist. >_>

Granted.

I wish I had Call of Duty 4

Granted but it breaks when you try to play it.

I wish I had a Wii, PSP, and a DSi.

Granted, but they all get melted together in a bizarre fire and you can't play them.

I wish this union had more members that didn't get banned. :P

Granted, but they all die.

I wish it wouldn't be so boring.

Granted, but no one knows what you mean by it, so nothing happens. :P

I wish from Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen to be awesome.

Granted, but it has many large plot holes. But is still awesome.

I wish for Taco Bell.

Granted but you get food poisoning from it.

I wish Slyfur would post the hurt and heal.

granted, but then your post count resets to 0

I wish to have 100k posts

Granted, but it's closed.

I wish Aidan didn't wish for Taco Bell.

Granted but he wishes for McDonald's.

I wish I could go swimming.

Granted, but the pool is filled with toxic sludge!

I wish that *THEY* would stop watching me :shock:

Granted but you start to miss them looking at you.

I wish it was Friday

Granted, but for me to grant that would cause a ripe in the space time continuum.

I wish I could watch Transformers again.

Granted but it's not as exciting because you've seen it before.

I wish I could see the new Transformers movie.

Granted but it turns out that you're in the wrong theater and it's a showing for He's Just Not That Into You.

I wish for a Gouda cheese.

Granted, but it's stale.

I wish for... a... um... pony. :lol:

Granted but it's a super huge pony.

I wish I could beat Grand Theft Auto 4

Granted, but then you can't beat GTA 5.

I wish Aidan wasn't so gay

Granted, but it has a strange habit of hunting down kittens and eating them :P

I wish for Charlie the Unicorn 4!

Granted but it's just another music video to Scatman.

I wish I wasn't getting 2 teeth extracted tomorrow:(

Granted but it's 3 instead of 2.

I wish my stomach didn't hurt.

Granted, but you're throwing up like crazy! :x

I wish that Red didn't have to get dentures.

Granted but now his brain needs cybernetic enhancements.

I wish Transformers 2's final battle was better.

Granted! It was 30 seconds long :P

I wish Desulated would get over the movie's ending! :lol:

Granted, but anyone can jump over the end to a movie if it's on a small tv :P

I wish that I had a Cow!

Granted but it dies 5 mins after you get it.

I wish I had more chocolate.

Granted but I steal it. :D

I wish that I didn't have to go and see the doctor today. :cry:

Granted, but you break all your teeth eating it due to it being fake.

I wish for the Transformers to be real.

Granted. Now, the Nintendo Universe, Transformers, and the Human world all merge into one giant battlefield.

I wish that really happened :lol:

Granted, but the humans all die when then Nintendos and Transformers go to war.

I wish I knew why they went to war. :P

granted, but then your not smart

I wish to be a kitten

Granted, but a dog eats you.

I wish more people liked the name Squirrelheart. >_>

Granted but then a massive solar flare comes and kills us all.

I wish that didn't happen:lol:

Granted, but then the color red is erased off the face of the Earth.

I wish Dr. Pepper had it's own video game. :lol:

Granted but it sucks even more than Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing

I wish I could play my 360. (my brother is hogging it.)

Granted, but it gets th RROD.

I wish I had $100 to buy that Dr. Pepper video game:P

Granted, but I rob you and buy the game myself. :lol:

I wish for a waffle!

Granted but it's stale.

I wish I could get Gears of War 2.

Granted, but it's an empty box.

I wish I had two of myself so I could do two things at once. :lol:

Granted but everyone that is annoying has a clone so they're twice as annoying.

I wish I had a PSP

Granted but it is going to self-destruct in 5....4.....3......2......

I wish I had $40.

Granted, but I rob you yet again and use the money for myself. :lol:

I wish Red had $40 so I could rob him.

Granted, but it's monopoly money

I wish this wish was granted.

Granted but I corrupt it.

I wish that this wish won't get corrupted.

Gr... Grraaa... *Spontaniously Combusts*

*REBOOT*

I wish that Dragon66116 never wished that!

Granted but instead he wishes that Navi comes into this union and annoys the hell out of everyone. :P

I wish that wouldn't happen.