Corrupt a wish

Granted, but it was going to be the best week of your life

I wish that gamespot had a cooler layout

Granted but GS crashes...forever:twisted:

I wish I could beat the part i'm stuck on in FFIX.

Granted but then you get stuck again.

I wish I could figure out how to beat the 4th Colossus.

Granted, but then you have to face the 5th Colossus. Which is even worse :lol:

I wish I never had to clean the women's bathroom :cry:

ummm granted?

I wish I knew why aidan would ever need to wish to not do that

Granted. Read all about it in the Ultimate Cookie Discussion thread!

I wish I had... a... zebra?

granted but an alien paints it white and pink and glues you to it so you have to ride to school with a my little pony

I wish the alien was outlawed and boba fett went out to bountey hunt him

Granted, but he mistakes you for the alien.

I wish I never had to clean the women's bathroom :cry:Aidan129

I wish wishing was easier.

Granted but it becomes so easy that it gets boring.

I wish FFXII didn't suck.

IT DOESN'T SUCK!

I wish Red would come to his senses already! :lol:

Granted. No one knows who he is so nothing happens.

I wish I could erase my enemies from time.

Granted, but you get erased too.

I wish I had a shorter shift of work tonight. -_-

Granted but it includes destroying copies of Zelda games that no one bought.

I wish I still had the $8 I sold FFXII for.

Granted, but it was only 8 cents. :o :P

I wish I could use my Light Arrows on people I hate.

granted, but then you get the death penalty

I wish this union was more morbid :P

Granted, but then you get banned from GS.

I wish Marrium could never go off-topic!

Granted, but then you're computer eats you alive

LOOK AT THAT BIRD!

Granted, but it makes no seance.

I wish Marruim was normal. -_-

Granted, but it's a lot less exciting around here!

I wish for a lot of ice cream.

Granted, but it's your least favorite flavor.

I wish I had Mint Chocolate Chip ice cream!

Granted, but it's glowing green because it's made from toxic waste!

I wish I could use the new Laser Arrows R&D made.

Granted, but they are plastic and do no damage.

I wish Zelda would send my Light Arrows from Hyrule.

Anything you wish , Red, will be corrupted for the rest of your life! Mwahahahahahaha! :evil:

I wish that I didn't just say that. :P

Granted, but you sya it about someone other then Red! :P

I wish I knew why I was doomed to be online last night. :lol:

Granted but the answer is to complex for your mind to understand.

I wish I remembered to make a wish in my last post.

Granted, but it got corrupted.

I wish I could be online while I skateboard home! (I'm typing from school and getting ready to leave.)

Granted buy you fall and smash your laptop.

I wish Circuit City didn't go out of business.

Granted, but it's renamed and you still wish it wasn't out of business because you don't know about the renaming!

I wish everyone could be online at once!

Granted but EVERYONE comes (including my Zone Troopers) and they run over everyone in their heavy steel shoes.

I wish we had a water noodle fight with a clown song in the background!

:lol: What kind of wish is that?? :lol:

Granted, but the clown music blows up because it got hit with a water noodle. :lol:

I wish Des didn't wish for strange wishes. :lol: That was fun corrupting btw.

Granted but everyone else makes strange wishes.

I wish I could get a job.

Granted, but it's ay an old people's store and you get fired for being too young! :lol:

I wish I wasn't online now.

Granted.

I wish for someone to tar and feather me, and then give me a swirly.

Oh, so granted! *Readies the tar*

I wish Aidan wasn't such an idiot.

Granted, now he's a moron!

I wish he was an imbecile instead!

Granted, but he already is.

I wish I had a shield to block out Aidan's annoying-ness!

Granted.

I wish I could get a shred of respect around here :(

Granted! I respect you for the beatings you willingly take :D

I wish that this wish wasn't corrupted

Granted, but you get banned.

I wish wishing was more fun then this.

Granted. But now the world gets 10 times more boring.

I wish the world wasn't boring in the first place!

Granted, but then time would be a paradox!

I wish one of you would visit me!

Granted, but your not at work when I visit.

I wish I wasn't tired.

Granted, but now you're super tired.

I wish I wasn't tired either.

Granted, but now you're super tired.

I wish I could think of a wish.

Granted but it's to get fired from your job.

I wish Led Zeppelin was still around.

Granted, but no one knows who that is. Or do they?

I wish my images uploaded better.

Granted but you have no images to upload anymore.

I wish Fur knew about Led Zeppelin.

Granted, but you don't know I know!

I wish someone would comment on my newly uploaded images.

Granted but it's Aidan:P

I wish I had a wish to wish. (Used word "wish" 3 times:P)