Our own little neighborhood!

That's it!!

*goes to hole dug with trowel and cuts water line, then sprays plant killer all over Jessie's corn*

*sticks out tongue*

Jessie's part: My corn is mutant! And therfore cannot be killed with plant killer! MUAHAHAHA!!! *Continues throwing corn at Horace*

Mickie's part: *Throws bombs at Horace* REVENGE!!!

*puts up shield*

what kind of neighborhood is this? lol

Ummm the kind that Danney might go out of town? Oh yeah Jessiey your arrow head's are Done they are at your back door.

It's like the neighborhood of the future!

Ripple comes out from hiding and begins to weed her garden.

I can't believe gasoline is such a ripoff here!!! :evil: Now how am I going to get to Los Angeles?! :cry:

Ooh, I like boys with lots of money :D

And that house is rather dumpy, sir! If I'm going to be stranded here, I will have to live someplace a little bit nicer!!

*watches the events unfold from her hiding place behind the fence*

I thought that hotel was haunted...

Greetings fair citizens! My name is Bob: The Stationary Merchant!

Stationary, you might ask? Indeed. Though I once aspired to become the Traveling Merchent of Lore, I soon discovered that, in my travels... well, it's dangerous out there! Just last week I was twice mugged by a rather lethal band of hooligans that claimed they were most certainly not crooks! But you, fair citizens, are adventurers! I can see it in your eyes! Could it be that you, the fine citzens of this town, once took pitchforks in hand to drive out a gaggle of unruly geese? Indeed you are! Bob the Stationary Merchant grovels at your feet! Oh, dear citizens! You simply MUST make a purchase from my humble shop! Though I don't have much to offer, the excellent craftsmanship certainly makes up for the lack of stock!

Perhaps you would be interested in this here box? You can put all sorts of wondrous things inside of it, and as an added bonus, it has a lockable compartment! So when those nasty, smelly, putrid Not Crooks ransack your home and see this box, they will steal the entire thing instead of snooping around and taking what they want.

Additionally, dear citizens, this box should be of interest to you because you, as adventurers, cannot make one. No, dear citizens! You learned the ways of science, accounting, and swordplay instead of any sort of trade! Try as you might, you will never duplicate this fine box! So I beg of you dear citizens of this fair town, purchase this fine box for the low, low price of fifty dollars.

...

What? Is that hesitation I see chiseled into your myriad faces? Please, for Din's sake! Buy the damn box! In eight hours of adventuring, you will make more money that I will make in an entire month! I thought that being a merchant would be fun, but business here is horrid! I'm poorer than most African nations and if I set foot outside the walls of this fine city, I am mugged by feral Not Crooks! For Din's sake! BUY THE FREAKING BOX!!! Buy it out of pity! Or just give me something instead!? A dead deer carcass, perhaps? ANYTHING!!! I have no skills!!!

...Well... I could bake a cake...

But I don't have money to purchase flour from your local Kroger store and I'm beaten down should I try to mug an old granny for her purse! :cry:

JUST BUY SOME CRAP FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY! I WOULD TAKE MY OWN LIFE, BUT MY SWORD SKILL IS NOT HIGH ENOUGH, AND I'M TOO FATIGUED TO MOVE!

*Ripple's eyes widen*

A magical box? And what's a "kroger" store? Does it sell "krows"? And don't you know it's rude to mug old grannies?

*hits merchant with a trowel*

*builds Bob a house and gives him $5000*

....freak. :P

*gets hit by corn*

Hey! That hurt! :cry: :cry: :cry: And Horace, can you return my gardening tool?

*notices Bob standing behind her*

YOU! Now I know where I remember you from! You're the one who goes around looking to "permanently borrow" copies of FF7. Get back!

*bangs Bob on the head with a shovel*

And your stupid boxes are used to steal stuff from people! GET OUT OF HERE!

Okay! Here *hands ripple trowel*

I'll get you later...oh yes I will!

The wild Bob fainted!

Ripple earns 460 gold for winning the battle!
Jessie earns 460 gold for winning the battle!

And for the record, Ripple, those are Wild Aidans that go around "permanently borrowing" copies of FF7.

lol back on topic please...

Horace throws a hatred glance in the direction of....PSP's character :P

*yells at Jessie*

We didn't do a good enough job! The "Wild Bob" only fainted.

*senses an evil presence in the air*

Something's not right with this neighborhood...

*the sun goes down*

IT'S PAST THE NEIGHBORHOOD CURFEW EVERYONE GO TO BED!!!

*goes to bed*

Hey! Ditch-sleeping lady! You can sleep on my lawn if you want, it's more comfortable.HylianCat6

Why thank you for your "hospitality," Miss. You don't have any fire ants, do you? :P

I refuse to go to sleep! This neighborhood is NOT safe at all. :xtwilightlullaby

Haha! I got a state-of-the-art security system on my giant house! :P So Bob here cant steal anything, and Mr. Nazi-killer over there can't blow it up.

Haha! I got a state-of-the-art security system on my giant house! :P So Bob here cant steal anything, and Mr. Nazi-killer over there can't blow it up.

koopa_shell

I'm jealous. :cry: Can I stay at your house...? Please? *sparkle*

*still sleeping in the ditch*

Oh no!! It's raining!!!!! :cry:

[QUOTE="koopa_shell"]

Haha! I got a state-of-the-art security system on my giant house! :P So Bob here cant steal anything, and Mr. Nazi-killer over there can't blow it up.

twilightlullaby

I'm jealous. :cry: Can I stay at your house...? Please? *sparkle*

You can stay in my basketball gym if you want. :P

*picks up Courtney's characters* (seriously some 3rd person every now and again would be nice

QUITE YOUR WHININ'!

*throws her into...koopa shell's character's gym :P*

NOW HORACE CAN GO TO SLEEP! *goes to sleep*