I can't effing stand No More Heroes

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#1 TheBeast789
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I cant stand the game....its so boring....getting money is sooooooooo boring and killing people get repetitive...you have no freedom in free roam

so my question to you guys is if you like the game or not

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#2 deactivated-5967f36c08c33
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It's my favorite game on the Wii.
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#3 thriteenthmonke
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I loved the missions, and basically had to force myself to play through everything else.
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#4 TheBeast789
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yea...the missions would have been great if it wasn't so linear....and earning money to buy things is probably the most boring thing Ive done in a game
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#5 biffosos
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It's one of the best games for the Nintendo Wii IMO.
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#6 Mike5589
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I haven't even played it.
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#7 Quetzalcoatl_88
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sadly, it's one of those love it or hate it games, so there is no middle ground on this one.

As for me, I LOVED it.

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#8 Lunar52
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I cant stand the game....its so boring....getting money is sooooooooo boring and killing people get repetitive...you have no freedom in free roam

so my question to you guys is if you like the game or not

TheBeast789


No More Heroes is an awesome game, in my opinion. It may be a bit repetitive and linear but the combat is still awesome. If you don't like it, sell it instead of wasting space on a message board.
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#9 monty_4256
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I love stylised games... and films

this was that. Some people love it, some people hate it. Reminded me of cowboy bebop (which I love)

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#10 scar-hawk
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Well Lunar, he's just asking if you guys liked it the game.

As for me, I never played No More Heroes.

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#11 Lunar52
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Well Lunar, he's just asking if you guys liked it the game.

As for me, I never played No More Heroes.

scar-hawk


I said, "In my opinion".
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#12 Squire_Ramza
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I borrowed it from a friend, played it, beat it, and LOVED it. Money isn't that hard to get if you just do the killing mission that nets you around 100,000 per completion. I spent only about an hour just to get the infinite battery power part for one of the katanas.
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#13 Rocky32189
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It's probably the most overrated game I ever played. It has some good aspects but there just so much wrong with the game. How this ever scored higher than Metroid Prime 3 on Gamespot I'll never understand. It's pretty fun at times though.

It's almost as if people look past all the flaws just because it has blood and gore. It's sad really...

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#14 Jaysonguy
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It's probably the most overrated game I ever played. It has some good aspects but there just so much wrong with the game. How this ever scored higher than Metroid Prime 3 on Gamespot I'll never understand. It's pretty fun at times though.

It's almost as if people look past all the flaws just because it has blood and gore. It's sad really...

Rocky32189

I agree with all of this

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#15 pokemon_n52
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I have to honestly say I have never played the game I do not really want too though looks kinda boring, :?
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#16 teknic1200
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beat three bosses and put it away, at least it's only 30$

i will not finish it.

why oh why did it get a 9????

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#17 wassup432
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It's ok....but it's too repetive and the graphics suck imo.
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#18 Lyphe2k
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It's my favorite game on the Wii.VGobbsesser

Same. I absolutly adore this game. I found it to be unique and very interesting.

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#19 Lyphe2k
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It's probably the most overrated game I ever played. It has some good aspects but there just so much wrong with the game. How this ever scored higher than Metroid Prime 3 on Gamespot I'll never understand. It's pretty fun at times though.

It's almost as if people look past all the flaws just because it has blood and gore. It's sad really...

Rocky32189

No, they looks past the the flaws because under all of those flaws, there was a true gem. It was a witty game that was given to us, almost as a present for being a gamer. All of the boss fights were unique and each character was entertaining in their own way. The over the top blood and gore made sure that you were kept interested, despite how repetative it was. The odd jobs were dull, but all the clothes and character upgrades in strenght and hp gave enough incentive to have you go back for some quick cash. There was also loads of collectables throughout the game. From those lovikov balls, to the clothing, to the beam katanas. It was a fun game that didn't take itself seriously, and that's why it's easy to love.

But I could see why you wouldn't like it. I have to agree that the game lacked that final polish.

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#20 deactivated-5967f36c08c33
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As sad as it is to say,No More Heroes is one of those games that actually suffered gameplay-wise to portray its artistic vision.I look back at the experience it delivered,and I can't really be sure if some of the "flaws" in the game are actually "flaws," and not done deliberately.
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It's probably the most overrated game I ever played. It has some good aspects but there just so much wrong with the game. How this ever scored higher than Metroid Prime 3 on Gamespot I'll never understand. It's pretty fun at times though.

It's almost as if people look past all the flaws just because it has blood and gore. It's sad really...

Rocky32189

I agree it has many flaws, but its literally a pick up and play game and its just fun to play. It also doesn't feel repetative because the game itself is a good length (beat it in about 10 hours)

I can see why people would think its over rated. As you said, it has many flaws, but its still really fun to pick up and play imo. The controls don't suck either, uses waggle but nicely and limited.

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I can see why people would think its over rated. As you said, it has many flaws, but its still really fun to pick up and play imo. The controls don't suck either, uses waggle but nicely and limited. Haziqonfire

Actually, the motion controls are practically pointless. You can swing up when the arrow on the screen points down and still get the move. I find the action to be average at best, and unfortunately nothing else gameplay-wise makes up for it. To be frank, the gameplay just plain sucks.

The strongest aspect of the game is its presentation, which can make or break the game for anyone depending on if you like that kind of thing. I happen to be pretty disinterested in the whole thing, so that leaves the gameplay to make the game for me. Like I said, the gameplay is terrible; the city is pointless, the enemies are mostly the same, and the motion controls are pointless. The bosses seem to be the best aspect of the gameplay, but I haven't faced all of them yet. It's extremely difficult for me to pick the game up when I know I have to trudge through so much muck to get to the few fun parts.

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#23 Englando_IV
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I thought it was great.
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#24 nintendoman562
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I didn't like it much either.
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#25 nintendoman562
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[QUOTE="Haziqonfire"]I can see why people would think its over rated. As you said, it has many flaws, but its still really fun to pick up and play imo. The controls don't suck either, uses waggle but nicely and limited. JordanElek

Actually, the motion controls are practically pointless. You can swing up when the arrow on the screen points down and still get the move. I find the action to be average at best, and unfortunately nothing else gameplay-wise makes up for it. To be frank, the gameplay just plain sucks.

The strongest aspect of the game is its presentation, which can make or break the game for anyone depending on if you like that kind of thing. I happen to be pretty disinterested in the whole thing, so that leaves the gameplay to make the game for me. Like I said, the gameplay is terrible; the city is pointless, the enemies are mostly the same, and the motion controls are pointless. The bosses seem to be the best aspect of the gameplay, but I haven't faced all of them yet. It's extremely difficult for me to pick the game up when I know I have to trudge through so much muck to get to the few fun parts.

This summarizes it for me as well.
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#26 inflammable01
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It's my favorite game on the Wii.VGobbsesser
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#27 Hyrule-master
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its one of the better games this year on any system
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#28 BuryMe
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The fighting system was a lot of fun. They just needed to make it interesting between boss fights. THere should have been more than 2 different mission to get money
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#29 SpaceMountain86
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Are you guys that are dumping on NMH CRAZY?! It's awesome freakin' fun! I play it 3 times as much as I play Galaxy. I feel like I wasted money on Super Mario Galaxy, to be honest, and everyone seems to love that game. Pretty boring if you ask me. My point? Different strokes for different folks.
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#30 legend26
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i loved nmh, every second of it

the game play and controls were tight, the diolog and writing was pure gold

and it was just ozeing with style

the only negative was the city

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#31 Lonnie2Hottie
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I like the game. I got it for $20, I like the mood of it, and what tops it all off is that Travis' cat looks just like mine.:)
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#32 remmbermytitans
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i loved nmh, every second of it

the game play and controls were tight, the diolog and writing was pure gold

and it was just ozeing with style

the only negative was the city

legend26

I totally agree.
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#33 diamonddigger87
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I personally love No More Heroes.

I believe that No More Heroes appeals to certain people I give it an 8.5 even though my opinion doesn't mean much.

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#34 Rocky32189
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the only negative was the city

legend26

How about the bad framerate? The laughable collision detection? The repetitive gameplay? The short length? Pointless motion controls?

The game is good, but it is by no means great.

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#35 Fredrick2003x
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The only time my frame rate really dropped was when I would kill 7+ enemies in one swing, and it didn't really affect the game much because I wasn't moving.

The rest of that was put in deliberately.

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#36 bluntmastaslaya
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I cant stand the game....its so boring....getting money is sooooooooo boring and killing people get repetitive...you have no freedom in free roam

so my question to you guys is if you like the game or not

TheBeast789

I completely agree, i hated this game with a passion

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#37 Lord_Omikron666
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One of my favorite Wii games so far, I went back to beat the game 2 more times, once on Mild difficulty, and the other on Bitter difficulty.
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#38 Masterx1220
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It's probably the most overrated game I ever played. It has some good aspects but there just so much wrong with the game. How this ever scored higher than Metroid Prime 3 on Gamespot I'll never understand. It's pretty fun at times though.

It's almost as if people look past all the flaws just because it has blood and gore. It's sad really...

Rocky32189

NMH was fun but it shouldn't have scored higher then MP3. yet another reason you can't trust gamespot

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#39 Englando_IV
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[QUOTE="legend26"]

the only negative was the city

Rocky32189

How about the bad framerate?

It was pretty much only bad in the city

The laughable collision detection?

Where, besides in the city?

The repetitive gameplay?

It had a repetitive formula, as in the order you do things, but the gameplay was varied enough.

The short length?

On the short side, but not that bad compared to games today.

Pointless motion controls?

How were they pointless? Seemed like a good mix of button mashing with motion complementing it to me.

The game is good, but it is by no means great.

It's by plenty means great. Possibly not superb.

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#40 freek666
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[QUOTE="legend26"]

the only negative was the city

Rocky32189

How about the bad framerate? The laughable collision detection? The repetitive gameplay?

Those I can agree on. When I first "hit" a car I said "what the hell just happened?" And the framerate at times was pretty bad. The gameplay was repetitive, but thats a no brainer. The motion controls I thought was quite intuitive. Would you rather that or a wagglefest?

The main reason I love it (Not the blood and gore for my copy didnt even have it) is for the ending. Its just so wierd and ****** up.

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#42 Danjoz
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Suda is an ARTIST. You have to look at it as an artist to enjoy this game. And you got to have a sense of humor.

It's a PARODY of GTA (witch is a parody of NY). The difference is that GTA is trying to be all cool and realistic with realistic weapons, cars and all that stuff.
But since NMH is a parody of GTA (and others) it's not trying to be cool. Travis Touchdown is trying to be cool but he's a real otaku-looser and he's crazy roaming around killing people with a laser beam sword and has totaly lost it. And that's funny. Suda made this game almost perfect. He SHOULD have fixed some minor bugs, but overall it's a art-game, just like Cho aniki and Ai cho aniki. You CAN play it and you WILL like it. But only if you got some distance.

Downer EU and Japan lost the blood. I don't know why Suda decided to drop the violence. I mean, no kids who wants to be cool plays NMH anyway. It's to unrealistic with this beam sword, humor and retro stuff. It's an artsy game and "cool 13-yrs old kids" can't stand that. They want GTA4.

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#43 Englando_IV
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Suda is an ARTIST. You have to look at it as an artist to enjoy this game. And you got to have a sense of humor.

It's a PARODY of GTA (witch is a parody of NY). The difference is that GTA is trying to be all cool and realistic with realistic weapons, cars and all that stuff.
But since NMH is a parody of GTA (and others) it's not trying to be cool. Travis Touchdown is trying to be cool but he's a real otaku-looser and he's crazy roaming around killing people with a laser beam sword and has totaly lost it. And that's funny. Suda made this game almost perfect. He SHOULD have fixed some minor bugs, but overall it's a art-game, just like Cho aniki and Ai cho aniki. You CAN play it and you WILL like it. But only if you got some distance.

Downer EU and Japan lost the blood. Don't know why tho. No kids who wants to be cool plays NMH. It's to unrealistic and an artsy game.

Danjoz

It's a satire of gaming in general, not just GTA.

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#44 tarzanell
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So far, the presentation is extremely unique, which says a lot. But I agree, the gameplay is a drag waiting to get to the boss levels.

The best way you guys have summarized it (IMO) is asking how the hell it scored higher than Metroid Prime 3, which is clearly an undeniably slick AAA game by comparison.

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#45 gamefan67
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I have No More Heroes, but I haven't gotten the chance to really play it yet. It seems like it is going to be awesome to me though.
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Downer EU and Japan lost the blood. I don't know why Suda decided to drop the violence. .Danjoz

Actually,from what I've heard,the blood was added to the US version.

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#47 Smogtoe
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This game was an acquired taste game in my opinion.....I personally enjoyed the game, because of its outlandish style; other people that I've intro'ed it too ...unfortunately did not shared my enthusiasm. I can't really agree it's a love or hate, one way or the other. With that in mind, some aspects of the game bothered me, but then other areas totally made up for it. I did play the entire game, but I'm a bit put out that there wasn't more of a variety of weaponry, and the ability to change the effects of the kills, and/or more freely. And I have no problem with the fact that I paid full price for the game.
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#48 Rocky32189
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How about the bad framerate?

It was pretty much only bad in the city

The laughable collision detection?

Where, besides in the city?

The repetitive gameplay?

It had a repetitive formula, as in the order you do things, but the gameplay was varied enough.

The short length?

On the short side, but not that bad compared to games today.

Pointless motion controls?

How were they pointless? Seemed like a good mix of button mashing with motion complementing it to me.

The game is good, but it is by no means great.

It's by plenty means great. Possibly not superb.Englando_IV

The framerate dips considerably in many spots. It's bad in the city as you cited. But it's also drops a lot when many enemies are on screen. When you kill multiple enemies at the same time, it's just plain ridiculous.

The collision detection is terrible everywhere. When you hit another car, you just stop 10 feet in front of the car. I've never seen collision detection that bad in all my years gaming. If Travis runs into something, you get the exact same effect. When I played the GTA games, I felt like I was a part of the world. When I played NMH, I felt like everything around Travis was just setpieces.

Now was the gameplay varied? The only variation was when they forced you to do all the uninteresting minigames. All the combat is the exact same thing for the whole game. You mash the buttons, swing the Wii remote in the indicated direction, and then repeat. The wrestling moves aren't even worth the effot of doing.

The game is pretty short. I beat it in only 10 hours and there was no reason to go back.

The motion controls are definately pointless. They tell you to swing in a certain direction. But you can swing in the exact opposite direction and the motion will still register. I know this is a limitation of the Wii remote but the developer should have considered this and implemented a better system.

The game has its merits such as the characters, art style, story, etc. But there's just too many negatives to call it a great game.

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#49 Englando_IV
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[QUOTE="Danjoz"] Downer EU and Japan lost the blood. I don't know why Suda decided to drop the violence. .VGobbsesser

Actually,from what I've heard,the blood was added to the US version.

I don't think so, the game was designed with the U.S. in mind.

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#50 Tri-Enforcer
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The game is ok, but nothing spectacular. The art style, boss battles, and over-the-top story are the best aspects of the game. However the graphics are subpar, the game is glitchy, and it gets repetitive. Also the sandbox (GTA) style is empty and hardly offers anything as you travelled from one part of the map to the next.