A man loses his private

Man Almost Loses Penis Humping Steel Bench
Last night in Hong Kong, the police received a disturbing call from a man in trouble.

Xing, a 41 year-old man, was calling from LanTian park in the middle of the night. The lonely and disturbed man had apparently thought it would be fun to have sex with one of the steel sit-up benches around the park.

The bench has numerous small holes in it, which Xing used to attempt to satisfy himself. However, once he became aroused he found that he was stuck and could not get his penis out of the small hole.

He panicked and called the police to help him.

4 painful hours later, Doctors finally separated Xian from his bench.

Doctors stated that if he had been stuck for even an hour longer, they would have had to remove his penis.

what an idiot :lol: :lol:

:lol:

What a noob!!

What an idiot indeed...Why not masturbate I assume it's more fun and less painful than using a bench... O_o Oh, where's the link, by the way?super_mario_128

What a dumbass.

Everyone knows you start with picnic tables, not benches.

...Couldn't he just wait for his boner to 'die down'?Scarface_tm431

If it got caught, then the blood would have stopped flowing, making it impossible for him to become flaccid again.

What a dumbass.

Everyone knows you start with picnic tables, not benches.

Theokhoth

just make sure they aint wooden. Splinters in that area can be very tricky to take out XD

First picnic tables, now benches, next, plane turbines...luisen123

You all laugh, but I don't blame him. Have you seen that bench? :oops:megagene

Please, that bench has been with everybody.

[QUOTE="megagene"]You all laugh, but I don't blame him. Have you seen that bench? :oops:Theokhoth

Please, that bench has been with everybody.

Yes, for good reason. :oops:

the link

http://www.weirdasianews.com/2008/08/07/man-almost-loses-penis-humping-steel-bench/

You all laugh, but I don't blame him. Have you seen that bench? :oops:megagene

But benches arent that attractive :o

Dude! What a party animal, I'd like to have a beer with this guy.qubert27

I can just imagine now freaky girls come up close to him and try rub his weiner

this time chicks would be like wth :lol:

[QUOTE="megagene"]You all laugh, but I don't blame him. Have you seen that bench? :oops:realistic44

But benches arent that attractive :o

Racist.

[QUOTE="megagene"]You all laugh, but I don't blame him. Have you seen that bench? :oops:realistic44

But benches arent that attractive :o

I've seen some damn fine benches in my short time...

[QUOTE="realistic44"][QUOTE="megagene"]You all laugh, but I don't blame him. Have you seen that bench? :oops:scorch-62

But benches arent that attractive :o

I've seen some damn fine benches in my short time...

ohhhh yeah 8)

[QUOTE="scorch-62"][QUOTE="realistic44"][QUOTE="megagene"]You all laugh, but I don't blame him. Have you seen that bench? :oops:legend26

But benches arent that attractive :o

I've seen some damn fine benches in my short time...

ohhhh yeah 8)

Reported for nudity.

[QUOTE="legend26"][QUOTE="scorch-62"][QUOTE="realistic44"][QUOTE="megagene"]You all laugh, but I don't blame him. Have you seen that bench? :oops:Scarface_tm431

But benches arent that attractive :o

I've seen some damn fine benches in my short time...

ohhhh yeah 8)

Reported for nudity.

[QUOTE="realistic44"]

[QUOTE="megagene"]You all laugh, but I don't blame him. Have you seen that bench? :oops:Theokhoth

But benches arent that attractive :o

Racist.

i hate racism :evil:

What happened to the garden chair that he was seeing, are they over?wizard90

A Shame Really I Thought They Were In Love, Thats Relationships Nowadays Eh?

"When doctors arrived on the scene they tried to release some of the pressure by removing some of his blood, but the penis was so swollen that they ended up having to cut the entire bench free and take it, with Xian attached, to the hospital." - Weird Asia news.

Now, this is what I call - *Sex in the Ambulance*:lol:

[QUOTE="wizard90"]What happened to the garden chair that he was seeing, are they over?Skeleton--Man

A Shame Really I Thought They Were In Love, Thats Relationships Nowadays Eh?

The garden chair was too good for him. I'm glad they broke up.

[QUOTE="Skeleton--Man"]

[QUOTE="wizard90"]What happened to the garden chair that he was seeing, are they over?Jakendo

A Shame Really I Thought They Were In Love, Thats Relationships Nowadays Eh?

The garden chair was too good for him. I'm glad they broke up.

Probably got tired of softcore wooden benches, and so moved on to the more hardcore steel benches. This guy loves a challenge.:lol: