A velociraptor breaks into your room..

I'd invite him to share a glass of tea to discuss his problems. I'm sure there has been some event in his past that has caused him to turn to a life of breaking into innocent's rooms, perhaps I could turn his life around for the better. He might go on to found some major chairty project. Or he might just eat me. *shrugs*

Rip off my shirt and procede to have my way with it.:twisted:

In all seriousness probebly scream like a little girl.

I'd invite him to share a glass of tea to discuss his problems. I'm sure there has been some event in his past that has caused him to turn to a life of breaking into innocent's rooms, perhaps I could turn his life around for the better. He might go on to found some major chairty project. Or he might just eat me. *shrugs*

Grodus5

you're not funny :|

I have like three knives within arm's reach right now, so I'd probably use one of those. wizzardjeff

It never leaves the side of my bed

lightsabre. NO contest.

Why would I kill it? It's only there to share philosophical views....

Probably the SKS I have leaning on my nightstand at the moment...

Hockey stick.

That'd make for a pretty good pick up line too. "Yeah... I killed a dinosaur with a hockey stick one time. It was a velociraptor. No big deal."

I'd piss on him

[QUOTE="The-Tree"]

Take the claymore off my wall and have at it.

Major props for using an explosive on a dinosaur during close-range combat.

I'd grab my laptop and defend myself. That or run like crazy.

Wonder why it was interrupting my sleep.

It never leaves the side of my bed

Neo-ganon

A velociraptor breaks into your room and you have to grab one item in your room to defend yourself with.... What do you choose?

I'd beat his brains in with a dumbell.

TheHighWind

Well.... considering it is 2 feet tall, I don't think I'd have much trouble killing or incapacitating it with any number of items.

Now if it was like a Utahraptor then I'd be screwed. Over 20 feet long, 10 feet tall, and with a nearly 10 inch curved claw on each foot.

Well.... considering it is 2 feet tall, I don't think I'd have much trouble killing or incapacitating it with any number of items.

Now if it was like a Utahraptor then I'd be screwed. Over 20 feet long, 10 feet tall, and with a nearly 10 inch curved claw on each foot.

howlrunner13

My sister :P

Baseball bat to the dome. Better then nothing I guess.

[QUOTE="Baconbits2004"]

[QUOTE="The-Tree"]

Take the claymore off my wall and have at it.

danjammer69

Major props for using an explosive on a dinosaur during close-range combat.

:lol: Yes, I meant the sword. :P

A pocket knife. :D

Thankfully I keep this under my bed for such occassions....

Lint-roller.

My 8-inch hunting knife :twisted:

I'd be all "Oh! My egg finally hatched!" Then I would train my pretty pet.Sunsha

You stole that from the ending of Dr. Dolittle w/ Eddie Murphy. >.>

You stole that from the ending of Dr. Dolittle w/ Eddie Murphy. >.>Baconbits2004

o.O I did? I do not recall the ending....but I don't like the movie either.Sunsha

The... crocodile reminded me of the dinosuar. >.>

I'd just hit it with a lamp or something. It's 2 feet tall and 30lbs.

I'd have to take it out with my own hands.

I'd just hit it with a lamp or something. It's 2 feet tall and 30lbs.

Cheesehead9099

Unless someone else is thinking about these velociraptors instead :P

lol

[QUOTE="Cheesehead9099"]

I'd just hit it with a lamp or something. It's 2 feet tall and 30lbs.

therancors

This is a great letdown.

A velociraptor breaks into your room and you have to grab one item in your room to defend yourself with.... What do you choose?

I'd beat his brains in with a dumbell.

TheHighWind

[QUOTE="TheHighWind"]

A velociraptor breaks into your room and you have to grab one item in your room to defend yourself with.... What do you choose?

I'd beat his brains in with a dumbell.

mikolig

Its an eagle with a velcro patch on its back. You stick them to your ceiling to give the impression of space in a room.

Clever girl...

McainTehNub

well if it was a velociraptor then really i see nothing but a few bites and cuts stopping me from grabbing it and throwing it against my wall and pounding it with my fists and elbows,

Hell i even have a hunting knife under my desk i could grab if it was really tough,

there is actually nothing in my room wich could ward of a Velociraptor..

* oh yeah i forgot they are actually tiny haha. id use my boots then

[QUOTE="Cheesehead9099"]

I'd just hit it with a lamp or something. It's 2 feet tall and 30lbs.

therancors

Why is that less harmless?... if its fast and has teeth, your done! Most dogs are that height.