A velociraptor breaks into your room..

My door is locked so unless they are the masters of lock-picking now, im not worried.

I'd throw my kitten at it. The raptor will then be annoyed to death.

My keyboard? I have nothing dangerous in my room :(

A velociraptor breaks into your room and you have toTheHighWind

wait wait, the situation is already bad enough at this point, why add to it? seems excessive to limit our options given how much youve limited the situation already

stop suffocating me

condom, i need my protection for the skull penetration that is about to happen.

I got some CD's. It will bleed so much :p

Why do you all want to hurt it? V_V Maybe it just wants to be loved.Sunsha

what do you think i am trying to do?surrealnumber5

[QUOTE="surrealnumber5"]what do you think i am trying to do?Sunsha

Cut at its neck with my Machette thats beside my bed.

condom, i need my protection for the skull penetration that is about to happen.

surrealnumber5

I always keep a hammer handy just for such occasions.

Cut at its neck with my Machette thats beside my bed.

sailor232

I would cut the velociraptor with my siccors and wear it as a suit.

I would use a blanket to catch it. Then I would put it in a small cage until I finished the custom made cage I would build for it in the basement. It would be the coolest pet ever.

I would use a blanket to catch it. Then I would put it in a small cage until I finished the custom made cage I would build for it in the basement. It would be the coolest pet ever.

AmazonTreeBoa

A velociraptor breaks into your room and you have to grab one item in your room to defend yourself with.... What do you choose?

I'd beat his brains in with a dumbell.

TheHighWind

[QUOTE="AmazonTreeBoa"]

I would use a blanket to catch it. Then I would put it in a small cage until I finished the custom made cage I would build for it in the basement. It would be the coolest pet ever.

Overlord93

Prepare to be disappointed.

AmazonTreeBoa

I would be kicking myself for moving the hockey stick from behind my bed...

I would use the weapon I always resort to in times of strife.

Diplomacy.

I would arrange a series of meetings with the velociraptor, discover what it's key issues are with me and work together to create a compromise to resolve those issues.

By then my shotgun application should have been approved and I'd get conflict resolution on it's ass.

[QUOTE="Overlord93"][QUOTE="AmazonTreeBoa"]

I would use a blanket to catch it. Then I would put it in a small cage until I finished the custom made cage I would build for it in the basement. It would be the coolest pet ever.

AmazonTreeBoa

Prepare to be disappointed.

utahraptor is huge.

[QUOTE="turtlethetaffer"]

[QUOTE="TheHighWind"]

Wow, how cool is your wife? I wish I had a wife with swords.

nocoolnamejim

That is pretty cool. My dad owns a replica of a midevil sowrd. (pardon the misspelling the correct spelling escapes my mind at the moment.) And it's sharpened.

[QUOTE="mrmusicman247"][QUOTE="nocoolnamejim"]I guess one of my wife's katana swords.nocoolnamejim

[QUOTE="turtlethetaffer"]

[QUOTE="TheHighWind"]

Wow, how cool is your wife? I wish I had a wife with swords.

nocoolnamejim

That is pretty cool. My dad owns a replica of a midevil sowrd. (pardon the misspelling the correct spelling escapes my mind at the moment.) And it's sharpened.

I bet YOU never forget to take the trash out. Ammirite?