Best insult you ever heard

What the funniest and most insulting thing you have ever heard?
This one isnt that great but since this is GS, "The only play you get is from playstation."(play being action from the ladies)

"die"

[This message was removed by myself after rethinking of the language and disgusting nature used in this particular post would get me banned]

Sorry guys, it was a damn good insult too....

Some dude said "I was just wondering......If a human and monkey ever bred, what would their baby look like?"

and some other guy said "you"

My friend was asking why no one would sit by him on the couch when we were playing mario party 8 and my friend said:

"Because your farts smell like blueberries and hell."

It was funny because it rhymed.

I'm an idiot. :(

Ive heard several,

"say what you like about size, when its like throwing a redwood in the grand canyon nobodys gonna notice" was one of my personal favourites though, just because of how harsh but justified it was

I'm probably not allowed to say it due to the langauge that was involved.HillyBilly

My one british friend has a nice insult.

Willy Face.

"You were an accident"

thats the best (in terms of cruelty) I think any family member could say to another.

So what are you up to?

"Yo Momma"

Some dude said "I was just wondering......If a human and monkey ever bred, what would their baby look like?"

and some other guy said "you"

martialbullet

I've seen the offspring of such a union...we call him monkey boy (clever name right? ;))

So what are you up to?

"Yo Momma"

Uxal

We have a friend from Manitoba, and we always make hick jokes to him, and this one time i had one of them nutrigrain bars and someone was smooshing it up and was gonna throw it away but i said

"Oh common [Friend]'s family spent a long time growing the grain to make that and you go and waste it"

The best insult I've ever heard was actually from my parents. They'd just caught me smoking and I thought they were going to scream at me; instead my mom looked me in the eyes and asked "Aren't you a little too nerdy to be smoking?". She was completely serious but I almost lol'd anyway.

" Emo. " I hate it when people call me that, just because i wear black.WSGRandomPerson

O.M.G. Greatest Story Ever.

I was in the Breakroom at work, and there was another guy and two other girls who were on lunch. The guy was eating so weird looking stuff. And one girl says, "What the heck are you eating?" He says, "I dont know," then she says, "You don't know what it is and your eating it?" He replies, "It's like when you're a baby and your mom give you food, you don't know what it is."

Then I say, "So you are calling yourself a baby?" And everyone was like lol. THen he says, "Yeah so what if I am?" And I reply, "You're the damn ugliest baby I've ever seen!" Classic.

The best thing I can ever remember be saying to a girl when she was being a douche to everybody was "I think you might have put the tampon up the wrong hole".Zaeryn

:lol: got a new insult now.

"Oh yeah? Well if you look up the word stupid in the dictionary, there's a picture of you!"

"You're 19 years old and you have to look up the word stupid in a picture-dictionary?"

Kelly Ripa!

[QUOTE="Zaeryn"]The best thing I can ever remember be saying to a girl when she was being a douche to everybody was "I think you might have put the tampon up the wrong hole".-KinGz-

:lol: got a new insult now.

"You're a butt"

Someone here posted about their little brother calling them a butt. Cracked me up.

this is the most insulting thing I've heard but it wasn't funny to me.

I was out clubbing with some friends and went to get a drink at the bar. these Italian guys start talking to me and one of them asks me what my ethnicity is. I said I was Egyptian and he said "What?! But you're so beautiful! It's like a flower growing out of a pot of dirt!"

I couldn't believe he thought that was a compliment, I felt like throwing my drink in his face :|

"Oh yeah? Well if you look up the word stupid in the dictionary, there's a picture of you!"

"You're 19 years old and you have to look up the word stupid in a picture-dictionary?"

Kelly Ripa!

Ninja-Vox

... not quite a great insult (referring to the first one)

This may not be funny and will be totally innaproporiate but when I read this I was cracking up like hell.

So, I was screwing your sister, and she stuck her finger in my arse. I was like what the EFF? And she goes, what?"person you're insulting" likes it.

this is funny because it was being said to a "big girl":

hey babe.are your legs made out of peanut butter,cuz they look chunky and easy to spread.

Here's some contenders for the crown.

• "buttwort"
• "scrotum sandwich"
• "grandma screwer"

this is funny because it was being said to a "big girl":

hey babe.are your legs made out of peanut butter,cuz they look chunky and easy to spread.

lazzordude

that's terrible...

[QUOTE="lazzordude"]

this is funny because it was being said to a "big girl":

hey babe.are your legs made out of peanut butter,cuz they look chunky and easy to spread.

Pearl_of_Egypt

that's terrible...

That's awesome! :lol:

[QUOTE="Pearl_of_Egypt"][QUOTE="lazzordude"]

this is funny because it was being said to a "big girl":

hey babe.are your legs made out of peanut butter,cuz they look chunky and easy to spread.

Quadrifoglio

that's terrible...

That's awesome! :lol:

guys like you are the reason why so many girls out there have eating disorders. you should be ashamed of yourselves... :?

[QUOTE="Quadrifoglio"][QUOTE="Pearl_of_Egypt"][QUOTE="lazzordude"]

this is funny because it was being said to a "big girl":

hey babe.are your legs made out of peanut butter,cuz they look chunky and easy to spread.

Pearl_of_Egypt

that's terrible...

That's awesome! :lol:

guys like you are the reason why so many girls out there have eating disorders. you should be ashamed of yourselves... :?

Right and the media,fashion and popularity has no part in it, it's just us men, its all so clear now.

[QUOTE="Quadrifoglio"][QUOTE="Pearl_of_Egypt"][QUOTE="lazzordude"]

this is funny because it was being said to a "big girl":

hey babe.are your legs made out of peanut butter,cuz they look chunky and easy to spread.

Pearl_of_Egypt

that's terrible...

That's awesome! :lol:

guys like you are the reason why so many girls out there have eating disorders. you should be ashamed of yourselves... :?

[QUOTE="Pearl_of_Egypt"][QUOTE="Quadrifoglio"][QUOTE="Pearl_of_Egypt"][QUOTE="lazzordude"]

this is funny because it was being said to a "big girl":

hey babe.are your legs made out of peanut butter,cuz they look chunky and easy to spread.

wemhim

that's terrible...

That's awesome! :lol:

guys like you are the reason why so many girls out there have eating disorders. you should be ashamed of yourselves... :?

I just don't like people who make fun of others like that, whether they be directed at males or females. people like that just come off as insecure children to me.

I have a few from a kid on my bus that are just long, gross insults usually refering to your private parts being from the opposite sex.

I definitely can't say them but they're pretty good.