this is funny because it was being said to a "big girl":
hey babe.are your legs made out of peanut butter,cuz they look chunky and easy to spread.
Pearl_of_Egypt
that's terrible...
That's awesome! :lol:
guys like you are the reason why so many girls out there have eating disorders. you should be ashamed of yourselves... :?
* proceeds to stick finger down throat * ohhh, nice. *dodges projectile vomit* Well, we have the vomitariums, now all we need are the orgies and we're the Roman empire? Who wants to start?
you know I'm always down for orgies. you bring the midgets and I'll bring the 70 year old clown.
Hold a second... I think I have seen that somewhere else...
You have a face like a bulldog chewing a wasp.bellsmye1
You make all the four year olds laugh don't you.. and you secretly wish you could be one again.. you miss the days where strange men in the city could kidnap you. Lol i'm jk.. but there's another one :)
[QUOTE="bellsmye1"]You have a face like a bulldog chewing a wasp.Meh___Guy
You make all the four year olds laugh don't you.. and you secretly wish you could be one again.. you miss the days where strange men in the city could kidnap you. Lol i'm jk.. but there's another one :) Awesome... I liked how that naturally flowed in.
[QUOTE="Meh___Guy"][QUOTE="bellsmye1"]You have a face like a bulldog chewing a wasp.bellsmye1
You make all the four year olds laugh don't you.. and you secretly wish you could be one again.. you miss the days where strange men in the city could kidnap you. Lol i'm jk.. but there's another one :) Awesome... I liked how that naturally flowed in. I could have gone deeper lol.
[QUOTE="bellsmye1"][QUOTE="Meh___Guy"][QUOTE="bellsmye1"]You have a face like a bulldog chewing a wasp.Meh___Guy
You make all the four year olds laugh don't you.. and you secretly wish you could be one again.. you miss the days where strange men in the city could kidnap you. Lol i'm jk.. but there's another one :) Awesome... I liked how that naturally flowed in. I could have gone deeper lol. But you cant because you looked out of a window and got arrested for mooning?
[QUOTE="Meh___Guy"][QUOTE="bellsmye1"][QUOTE="Meh___Guy"][QUOTE="bellsmye1"]You have a face like a bulldog chewing a wasp.bellsmye1
You make all the four year olds laugh don't you.. and you secretly wish you could be one again.. you miss the days where strange men in the city could kidnap you. Lol i'm jk.. but there's another one :) Awesome... I liked how that naturally flowed in. I could have gone deeper lol. But you cant because you looked out of a window and got arrested for mooning? Ha ha .. yeah heard that joke in Holland... during WW2.. Yeah ok this insult I made wasn't that great lol :D
Come on .... come on... i'm up for one more of your little cracker jacks insult jokes! *takes off boxing gloves* *long forgotten 80's pop star sings.. ding ding!*
Come on .... come on... i'm up for one more of your little cracker jacks insult jokes! *takes off boxing gloves* *long forgotten 80's pop star sings.. ding ding!* Meh___Guy
I liked the one I posted. Too bad I don't think there are many The Cure fans here.
[QUOTE="Blitz_Nemesis"]why is this thread still alive?Blitz_Nemesis
Why are you contribuiting to its aliveness?
because i created it. im wondering why everyone is still contributing to it.
You should want your own thread to thrive....
Anyways, I found the link to ultimate insultage. Check it out here. *Warning tons of foul language*
FYI its the beginning of basic training in Full Metal Jacket and it seriously has some of the best ownage thanks to the sarge, who happened to be a real life marine seargant before making the movie.
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