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[QUOTE="Quadrifoglio"][QUOTE="Pearl_of_Egypt"][QUOTE="lazzordude"]this is funny because it was being said to a "big girl":
hey babe.are your legs made out of peanut butter,cuz they look chunky and easy to spread.
Pearl_of_Egypt
that's terrible...
That's awesome! :lol:
guys like you are the reason why so many girls out there have eating disorders. you should be ashamed of yourselves... :?
* proceeds to stick finger down throat *[QUOTE="Pearl_of_Egypt"][QUOTE="Quadrifoglio"][QUOTE="Pearl_of_Egypt"][QUOTE="lazzordude"]this is funny because it was being said to a "big girl":
hey babe.are your legs made out of peanut butter,cuz they look chunky and easy to spread.
MissRiotmaker
that's terrible...
That's awesome! :lol:
guys like you are the reason why so many girls out there have eating disorders. you should be ashamed of yourselves... :?
* proceeds to stick finger down throat * ohhh, nice. *dodges projectile vomit*[QUOTE="Pearl_of_Egypt"][QUOTE="Quadrifoglio"][QUOTE="Pearl_of_Egypt"][QUOTE="lazzordude"]this is funny because it was being said to a "big girl":
hey babe.are your legs made out of peanut butter,cuz they look chunky and easy to spread.
MissRiotmaker
that's terrible...
That's awesome! :lol:
guys like you are the reason why so many girls out there have eating disorders. you should be ashamed of yourselves... :?
* proceeds to stick finger down throat *do you not see what you guys have done now?! silly boys! :shock:
[QUOTE="MissRiotmaker"][QUOTE="Pearl_of_Egypt"][QUOTE="Quadrifoglio"][QUOTE="Pearl_of_Egypt"][QUOTE="lazzordude"]this is funny because it was being said to a "big girl":
hey babe.are your legs made out of peanut butter,cuz they look chunky and easy to spread.
Pearl_of_Egypt
that's terrible...
That's awesome! :lol:
guys like you are the reason why so many girls out there have eating disorders. you should be ashamed of yourselves... :?
* proceeds to stick finger down throat *do you not see what you guys have done now?! silly boys! :shock:
I blame all of you for making me realize how fat I am and that I must be skinny toothpick thin in order to be accepted into the unbalanced society such is life as we know it today! :cry:[QUOTE="MissRiotmaker"][QUOTE="Pearl_of_Egypt"][QUOTE="Quadrifoglio"][QUOTE="Pearl_of_Egypt"][QUOTE="lazzordude"]this is funny because it was being said to a "big girl":
hey babe.are your legs made out of peanut butter,cuz they look chunky and easy to spread.
blackngold29
that's terrible...
That's awesome! :lol:
guys like you are the reason why so many girls out there have eating disorders. you should be ashamed of yourselves... :?
* proceeds to stick finger down throat * ohhh, nice. *dodges projectile vomit* Well, we have the vomitariums, now all we need are the orgies and we're the Roman empire? Who wants to start?[QUOTE="blackngold29"][QUOTE="MissRiotmaker"][QUOTE="Pearl_of_Egypt"][QUOTE="Quadrifoglio"][QUOTE="Pearl_of_Egypt"][QUOTE="lazzordude"]this is funny because it was being said to a "big girl":
hey babe.are your legs made out of peanut butter,cuz they look chunky and easy to spread.
FlaminDeath
that's terrible...
That's awesome! :lol:
guys like you are the reason why so many girls out there have eating disorders. you should be ashamed of yourselves... :?
* proceeds to stick finger down throat * ohhh, nice. *dodges projectile vomit* Well, we have the vomitariums, now all we need are the orgies and we're the Roman empire? Who wants to start?you know I'm always down for orgies. you bring the midgets and I'll bring the 70 year old clown.
[QUOTE="FlaminDeath"][QUOTE="blackngold29"][QUOTE="MissRiotmaker"][QUOTE="Pearl_of_Egypt"][QUOTE="Quadrifoglio"][QUOTE="Pearl_of_Egypt"][QUOTE="lazzordude"]this is funny because it was being said to a "big girl":
hey babe.are your legs made out of peanut butter,cuz they look chunky and easy to spread.
Pearl_of_Egypt
that's terrible...
That's awesome! :lol:
guys like you are the reason why so many girls out there have eating disorders. you should be ashamed of yourselves... :?
* proceeds to stick finger down throat * ohhh, nice. *dodges projectile vomit* Well, we have the vomitariums, now all we need are the orgies and we're the Roman empire? Who wants to start?you know I'm always down for orgies. you bring the midgets and I'll bring the 70 year old clown.
[QUOTE="FlaminDeath"][QUOTE="blackngold29"][QUOTE="MissRiotmaker"][QUOTE="Pearl_of_Egypt"][QUOTE="Quadrifoglio"][QUOTE="Pearl_of_Egypt"][QUOTE="lazzordude"]this is funny because it was being said to a "big girl":
hey babe.are your legs made out of peanut butter,cuz they look chunky and easy to spread.
Pearl_of_Egypt
that's terrible...
That's awesome! :lol:
guys like you are the reason why so many girls out there have eating disorders. you should be ashamed of yourselves... :?
* proceeds to stick finger down throat * ohhh, nice. *dodges projectile vomit* Well, we have the vomitariums, now all we need are the orgies and we're the Roman empire? Who wants to start?you know I'm always down for orgies. you bring the midgets and I'll bring the 70 year old clown.
All right, I'll bring the thousand island dressing, assless chaps, and the wiffleball bats.[QUOTE="FlaminDeath"][QUOTE="blackngold29"][QUOTE="MissRiotmaker"][QUOTE="Pearl_of_Egypt"][QUOTE="Quadrifoglio"][QUOTE="Pearl_of_Egypt"][QUOTE="lazzordude"]this is funny because it was being said to a "big girl":
hey babe.are your legs made out of peanut butter,cuz they look chunky and easy to spread.
Pearl_of_Egypt
that's terrible...
That's awesome! :lol:
guys like you are the reason why so many girls out there have eating disorders. you should be ashamed of yourselves... :?
* proceeds to stick finger down throat * ohhh, nice. *dodges projectile vomit* Well, we have the vomitariums, now all we need are the orgies and we're the Roman empire? Who wants to start?you know I'm always down for orgies. you bring the midgets and I'll bring the 70 year old clown.
You are now leaving the NC-17 Zone[QUOTE="Pearl_of_Egypt"][QUOTE="FlaminDeath"][QUOTE="blackngold29"][QUOTE="MissRiotmaker"][QUOTE="Pearl_of_Egypt"][QUOTE="Quadrifoglio"][QUOTE="Pearl_of_Egypt"][QUOTE="lazzordude"]this is funny because it was being said to a "big girl":
hey babe.are your legs made out of peanut butter,cuz they look chunky and easy to spread.
FlaminDeath
that's terrible...
That's awesome! :lol:
guys like you are the reason why so many girls out there have eating disorders. you should be ashamed of yourselves... :?
* proceeds to stick finger down throat * ohhh, nice. *dodges projectile vomit* Well, we have the vomitariums, now all we need are the orgies and we're the Roman empire? Who wants to start?you know I'm always down for orgies. you bring the midgets and I'll bring the 70 year old clown.
All right, I'll bring the thousand island dressing, assless chaps, and the wiffleball bats.you always know just what I like :oops:
[QUOTE="FlaminDeath"][QUOTE="Pearl_of_Egypt"][QUOTE="FlaminDeath"][QUOTE="blackngold29"][QUOTE="MissRiotmaker"][QUOTE="Pearl_of_Egypt"][QUOTE="Quadrifoglio"][QUOTE="Pearl_of_Egypt"][QUOTE="lazzordude"]this is funny because it was being said to a "big girl":
hey babe.are your legs made out of peanut butter,cuz they look chunky and easy to spread.
Pearl_of_Egypt
that's terrible...
That's awesome! :lol:
guys like you are the reason why so many girls out there have eating disorders. you should be ashamed of yourselves... :?
* proceeds to stick finger down throat * ohhh, nice. *dodges projectile vomit* Well, we have the vomitariums, now all we need are the orgies and we're the Roman empire? Who wants to start?you know I'm always down for orgies. you bring the midgets and I'll bring the 70 year old clown.
All right, I'll bring the thousand island dressing, assless chaps, and the wiffleball bats.you always know just what I like :oops:
I'm bringing the fire, and the dresser drawers[QUOTE="Pearl_of_Egypt"][QUOTE="FlaminDeath"][QUOTE="Pearl_of_Egypt"][QUOTE="FlaminDeath"][QUOTE="blackngold29"][QUOTE="MissRiotmaker"][QUOTE="Pearl_of_Egypt"][QUOTE="Quadrifoglio"][QUOTE="Pearl_of_Egypt"][QUOTE="lazzordude"]this is funny because it was being said to a "big girl":
hey babe.are your legs made out of peanut butter,cuz they look chunky and easy to spread.
blackngold29
that's terrible...
That's awesome! :lol:
guys like you are the reason why so many girls out there have eating disorders. you should be ashamed of yourselves... :?
* proceeds to stick finger down throat * ohhh, nice. *dodges projectile vomit* Well, we have the vomitariums, now all we need are the orgies and we're the Roman empire? Who wants to start?you know I'm always down for orgies. you bring the midgets and I'll bring the 70 year old clown.
All right, I'll bring the thousand island dressing, assless chaps, and the wiffleball bats.you always know just what I like :oops:
I'm bringing the fire, and the dresser drawers Only if you bring the molasses and turkey feathers.My friend, who is a little chubby and we joke about it but not in a bad way, was talking about something to do with child birth, then I tuned out. It went on and he said something about 10 months. By then he changed the subject to his relationship with some girl, so I said "It took ten months for you to be born? Did you get stuck like halfway out? What did they have to grease you up or something to get you out? That wouldn't have worked, you wouldve eaten it all." One of the best things I ever came up with.
[QUOTE="blackngold29"][QUOTE="Pearl_of_Egypt"][QUOTE="FlaminDeath"][QUOTE="Pearl_of_Egypt"][QUOTE="FlaminDeath"][QUOTE="blackngold29"][QUOTE="MissRiotmaker"][QUOTE="Pearl_of_Egypt"][QUOTE="Quadrifoglio"][QUOTE="Pearl_of_Egypt"][QUOTE="lazzordude"]this is funny because it was being said to a "big girl":
hey babe.are your legs made out of peanut butter,cuz they look chunky and easy to spread.
FlaminDeath
that's terrible...
That's awesome! :lol:
guys like you are the reason why so many girls out there have eating disorders. you should be ashamed of yourselves... :?
* proceeds to stick finger down throat * ohhh, nice. *dodges projectile vomit* Well, we have the vomitariums, now all we need are the orgies and we're the Roman empire? Who wants to start?you know I'm always down for orgies. you bring the midgets and I'll bring the 70 year old clown.
All right, I'll bring the thousand island dressing, assless chaps, and the wiffleball bats.you always know just what I like :oops:
I'm bringing the fire, and the dresser drawers Only if you bring the molasses and turkey feathers. I'll bring the Dingo feathers and the John Stamos too[QUOTE="Quadrifoglio"][QUOTE="Pearl_of_Egypt"][QUOTE="lazzordude"]this is funny because it was being said to a "big girl":
hey babe.are your legs made out of peanut butter,cuz they look chunky and easy to spread.
Pearl_of_Egypt
that's terrible...
That's awesome! :lol:
guys like you are the reason why so many girls out there have eating disorders. you should be ashamed of yourselves... :?
Yes, it can all be conveniently blamed on men. Eating disorders are caused by misrepresentation in the media, and last time I checked the media is fueled by money, not sexism :|
I'll bring the Dingo feathers and the John Stamos tooblackngold29Damn, how could I forget John Stamos.
[QUOTE="blackngold29"] I'll bring the Dingo feathers and the John Stamos tooFlaminDeathDamn, how could I forget John Stamos. No, no, NO. THE John Stamos.
[QUOTE="Pearl_of_Egypt"][QUOTE="Quadrifoglio"][QUOTE="Pearl_of_Egypt"][QUOTE="lazzordude"]this is funny because it was being said to a "big girl":
hey babe.are your legs made out of peanut butter,cuz they look chunky and easy to spread.
Kritical_Strike
that's terrible...
That's awesome! :lol:
guys like you are the reason why so many girls out there have eating disorders. you should be ashamed of yourselves... :?
Yes, it can all be conveniently blamed on men. Eating disorders are caused by misrepresentation in the media, and last time I checked the media is fueled by money, not sexism :|
I worded it wrong, I meant that they contribute to it.
[QUOTE="Kritical_Strike"][QUOTE="Pearl_of_Egypt"][QUOTE="Quadrifoglio"][QUOTE="Pearl_of_Egypt"][QUOTE="lazzordude"]this is funny because it was being said to a "big girl":
hey babe.are your legs made out of peanut butter,cuz they look chunky and easy to spread.
Pearl_of_Egypt
that's terrible...
That's awesome! :lol:
guys like you are the reason why so many girls out there have eating disorders. you should be ashamed of yourselves... :?
Yes, it can all be conveniently blamed on men. Eating disorders are caused by misrepresentation in the media, and last time I checked the media is fueled by money, not sexism :|
I worded it wrong, I meant that they contribute to it.
Sure ya did, we have you on quotes you know. And those can't be changed.[QUOTE="FlaminDeath"][QUOTE="blackngold29"] I'll bring the Dingo feathers and the John Stamos tooblackngold29Damn, how could I forget John Stamos. No, no, NO. THE John Stamos. All right, but we need to bring in Corey Feldman or else all bets are off.
[QUOTE="Kritical_Strike"][QUOTE="Pearl_of_Egypt"][QUOTE="Quadrifoglio"][QUOTE="Pearl_of_Egypt"][QUOTE="lazzordude"]this is funny because it was being said to a "big girl":
hey babe.are your legs made out of peanut butter,cuz they look chunky and easy to spread.
Pearl_of_Egypt
that's terrible...
That's awesome! :lol:
guys like you are the reason why so many girls out there have eating disorders. you should be ashamed of yourselves... :?
Yes, it can all be conveniently blamed on men. Eating disorders are caused by misrepresentation in the media, and last time I checked the media is fueled by money, not sexism :|
I worded it wrong, I meant that they contribute to it.
'Tis a shame.
On the other side, women should be ashamed because they are the reason so many men have a penis size-related inferiority complex.
[QUOTE="Pearl_of_Egypt"][QUOTE="Kritical_Strike"][QUOTE="Pearl_of_Egypt"][QUOTE="Quadrifoglio"][QUOTE="Pearl_of_Egypt"][QUOTE="lazzordude"]this is funny because it was being said to a "big girl":
hey babe.are your legs made out of peanut butter,cuz they look chunky and easy to spread.
blackngold29
that's terrible...
That's awesome! :lol:
guys like you are the reason why so many girls out there have eating disorders. you should be ashamed of yourselves... :?
Yes, it can all be conveniently blamed on men. Eating disorders are caused by misrepresentation in the media, and last time I checked the media is fueled by money, not sexism :|
I worded it wrong, I meant that they contribute to it.
Sure ya did, we have you on quotes you know. And those can't be changed.shhh, say more and I won't bring the chocolate dipped chimp to the bedroom tonight!
M'kay...:|this is funny because it was being said to a "big girl":
hey babe.are your legs made out of peanut butter,cuz they look chunky and easy to spread.
lazzordude
May be funny if you're a complete ass...
I dunno if it was somewhere on OT I heard it or somewhere else , but this guy was once arguing with his little brother , and the little brother stood up and shouted :
"Well your a butt !"
And then stormed out of the room :lol:
[QUOTE="blackngold29"][QUOTE="Pearl_of_Egypt"][QUOTE="Kritical_Strike"][QUOTE="Pearl_of_Egypt"][QUOTE="Quadrifoglio"][QUOTE="Pearl_of_Egypt"][QUOTE="lazzordude"]this is funny because it was being said to a "big girl":
hey babe.are your legs made out of peanut butter,cuz they look chunky and easy to spread.
Pearl_of_Egypt
that's terrible...
That's awesome! :lol:
guys like you are the reason why so many girls out there have eating disorders. you should be ashamed of yourselves... :?
Yes, it can all be conveniently blamed on men. Eating disorders are caused by misrepresentation in the media, and last time I checked the media is fueled by money, not sexism :|
I worded it wrong, I meant that they contribute to it.
Sure ya did, we have you on quotes you know. And those can't be changed.shhh, say more and I won't bring the chocolate dipped chimp to the bedroom tonight!
I thought you liked the chimp?....What topic are we in anyway?FYI to those arguing about eating disorders. THEY ARE MORE OFTEN THEN NOT CAUSED BY CONTROL ISSUES!!!
Very few woman even CARE if people think they look good when they are annorexic. They feel as if they have no control and that their eating habits are the only thing that they can control.
When it comes down to it they usually end up tuning out people saying that they are too skinny and need help. The disorder is mainly rampant in models and dancers because the insanely unrealistic weight is encouraged in those proffesions. A woman can be on the verge of death because of annorexia and the dance instructors will actually COMPLIMENT them because they will be more nimble, albeit I saw an interview where a girl who had had it bad actually hated it everytime she got complimented while annorexic. Really, they don't care what other people think of their body when it comes down to it.
Anyways. with that out of the way, here are some good insults:
Seargent: "how tall are you?"
Soldier: "6 foot 9 sir"
Seargent: "I didn't know they stacked **** that high"
-Thats from Full metal jacket
"If your gayness was turned into dust, it could cover the moon 2 times over."
-A friend of mine
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
Can't believe no one has said it yet.
[QUOTE="blackngold29"][QUOTE="FlaminDeath"][QUOTE="blackngold29"] I'll bring the Dingo feathers and the John Stamos tooFlaminDeathDamn, how could I forget John Stamos. No, no, NO. THE John Stamos. All right, but we need to bring in Corey Feldman or else all bets are off.
il bring your mum shes still in my bed :P
[QUOTE="Ninja-Vox"]"Oh yeah? Well if you look up the word stupid in the dictionary, there's a picture of you!"
"You're 19 years old and you have to look up the word stupid in a picture-dictionary?"
Kelly Ripa!
fmacraze
... not quite a great insult (referring to the first one)
*facepalm*
[QUOTE="Pearl_of_Egypt"][QUOTE="FlaminDeath"][QUOTE="blackngold29"][QUOTE="MissRiotmaker"][QUOTE="Pearl_of_Egypt"][QUOTE="Quadrifoglio"][QUOTE="Pearl_of_Egypt"][QUOTE="lazzordude"]this is funny because it was being said to a "big girl":
hey babe.are your legs made out of peanut butter,cuz they look chunky and easy to spread.
FlaminDeath
that's terrible...
That's awesome! :lol:
guys like you are the reason why so many girls out there have eating disorders. you should be ashamed of yourselves... :?
* proceeds to stick finger down throat * ohhh, nice. *dodges projectile vomit* Well, we have the vomitariums, now all we need are the orgies and we're the Roman empire? Who wants to start?you know I'm always down for orgies. you bring the midgets and I'll bring the 70 year old clown.
All right, I'll bring the thousand island dressing, assless chaps, and the wiffleball bats.Sounds like a party I'd like to be apart of.
[QUOTE="The_One_White"]ThisFlaminDeathLol I listened to that for about 3 minutes cause that song is awesome! Trans-Siberian Orchestra, correct?
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