Bored? Then come in and lets play a game.

Lets play a game.
Right now a child is born (female).
The person below talks about the child when she is one year old.
Then the person after that talks about the child when she is 2 years old and so on.
Each person talks about the important things that happened in the child's life during

his/her corresponding year.
For example, 1 year old:
The child learns how to walk and she goes on a journey to search for "T-Bag" Bagwell.

Unfortunately she is hit by a bike and suffers from severe injury.
Then the next person talks about her when she is 2 years old.
You can make the story as interesting as possible but keep it appropriate.
Hopefully the child can live on to 100000000 years old.
Now the game begins.

1 year old:
When the child is born, she neither cries nor laughs. Suddenly out of nowhere she

shouts: "I am the hottest girl in the world!"

This phenomenon caused a few baby boys in the same hospital to be born prematurely...

2 years old:
At two years old the child learns how to walk, she can also speak a few different

languages but for some unknown reasons she just isn't able to speak English.

i refuse to participate,pygmahia5

3 years old. Hits puberty early as a result of rapid aging disease. Will be dead by age 4.

age 4, dies. r.i.p

Age 7: Gets first job at the farm; loves it.

Age 6: Still rotting. jaydough

A rotting re-incarnated stud bull? I guess it's not easy growing up anywhere...

Age 9: learns how to tap dance.

Age 11: Rotting in both stories now. jaydough

I like where this went.AAllxxjjnn

Age 12: falls in love with a guy named Alberto

Age 34: Is thawed out and eaten in a Florida McDonald's.

Age 12: falls in love with a guy named Alberto

DJ-Lafleur

Age 12 The child's altered dimensions fuse together resulting in a super corpse.Sajo7

Wait, so is she in love with "Alberto", Rotting, A zombie, or in the future? Head_of_games

[QUOTE="Sajo7"]The Year 20XX His DNA learn to rearrange itself and is born through himself.AAllxxjjnn

The year 20XX marries Chill Penguin A.K.A Alberto

Age 3: gets reborn as a homosexual robot.

Age 21: Makes an account on GameSpot with the name "Theokhoth."

Age 22: conquers gamespot.

Age 22: pr0n suicideSajo7

Age 22: pr0n suicideSajo7

Age 24: warp-o-palooza gets too out of hand and eventually a huge warp hole emerges that sucks in everything in the universe and everybody dies!

We've got two timelines going on now :o Age 11: Packaged and distributed to fast food restaurants across the country.AAllxxjjnn

Age 12: Pieces of body are used as Monopoly pieces at McDonalds.

Age 24: warp-o-palooza gets too out of hand and eventually a huge warp hole emerges that sucks in everything in the universe and everybody dies!

DJ-Lafleur

Age 24: warp-o-palooza gets too out of hand and eventually a huge warp hole emerges that sucks in everything in the universe and everybody dies!

DJ-Lafleur

Age 90: dies.