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#1 BananaNuts
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Sorry if old

http://i.gizmodo.com/5157354/boy-killed-anally-when-office-chair-explodes

Well, stories don't get much worse than this. A 14-year-old boy in China was killed when his chair exploded, sending chunks of metal into his rectum. The bleeding this caused killed him.

The alleged explosion came from the gas cylinder that was in the base of the chair, the part that allowed the user to adjust the seat up and down. The canister gets compressed when you sit on it, but can it actually create enough energy to make the seat cushion explode like that and kill a man? I doubt it, but this is what people are reporting.

In other news, I am working from a beanbag from now on. Sweet merciful crap.
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#2 DigitalExile
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I suddenly got very nervous. =/
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#3 AirGuitarist87
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Great. Like I didn't have enough worries at the moment, now I'm looking on eBay for a rocking chair.
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#4 AAllxxjjnn
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Ugh, i have class in 10 mins! Where am i going to sit?
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#5 Buck_Hotep
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I sure hope it wasn't a Herman-Miller Aeron chair since that's what I use at work and at home.
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#6 _LiquidFlame_
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*Looks down* *Slowly backs away from chair* *Locks door and puts hands over head* :x
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#7 Darth-Caedus
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*looks down at chair nervously* Er....thats distrubing >_>
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#8 Curlyfrii87
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*Gets up*

*Sits on floor*

great... now i have to get a laptop! :x

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#9 tsduv21
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And I was thinking of buying one.
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#10 vgm007
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C'mon, what are the chances of that happening, anyway?

*checks chair* *says "Made in China"*

Oh crap...

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#12 supa_badman
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ahh crap

no pun intended ;)

that...really...mustve been uncomfortable

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#13 SSBFan12
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*Backs away from office chair*

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#15 XH-Z22V3
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Poor Kid, he died with a terrible pain...there...
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#16 BumFluff122
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I've always said it;s safer to sit in a dinning room chair.
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#18 K-E316
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*burns office chair*
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#19 raven_squad
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Great... I live by an air port and have to worry about planes crashing into my house all day, now Ive got to worry my cheap crappy office chair is going to murder me.
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#20 CJL13
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I see a "The Office" spoof of this in the near future.
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#21 kitty  Moderator
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That's pretty crazy, never would have expected something like that to happen.
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#23 Treflis
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We should have the Mythbusters verify this!
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#24 Scott_Malkinson
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Sorry if old

http://i.gizmodo.com/5157354/boy-killed-anally-when-office-chair-explodes

Well, stories don't get much worse than this. A 14-year-old boy in China was killed when his chair exploded, sending chunks of metal into his rectum. The bleeding this caused killed him.

The alleged explosion came from the gas cylinder that was in the base of the chair, the part that allowed the user to adjust the seat up and down. The canister gets compressed when you sit on it, but can it actually create enough energy to make the seat cushion explode like that and kill a man? I doubt it, but this is what people are reporting.

In other news, I am working from a beanbag from now on. Sweet merciful crap.
BananaNuts

Okay, this is not cool at all. I am sitting in one of those types of chairs right now at my home computer. And I also sit on one all day at work. Not cool!

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#25 BumFluff122
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Okay, this is not cool at all. I am sitting in one of those types of chairs right now at my home computer. And I also sit on one all day at work. Not cool!

Scott_Malkinson
Quick, quick.... use the handle on the side to go up and down really fast!
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#27 Scott_Malkinson
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[QUOTE="oh_god_ya"]It's a good thing I have a laptop.[QUOTE="luccaface"]

Does anyone else see it?

luccaface

Oh god, if you're referring to goatse then we're both sick individuals. That's hilarious though. Hahahahaha.

Correct. It also kinda looks like the chair is mocking the kid.

XD

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#28 yellosnolvr
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great now my ass is going to explode
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#29 hokies1313
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Wow, thanks for that, as if I didn't have enough stress with school work, now I have to worry about my chair exploding.
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#30 oh_god_ya
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[QUOTE="oh_god_ya"]It's a good thing I have a laptop.[QUOTE="luccaface"]

Does anyone else see it?

luccaface
Oh god, if you're referring to goatse then we're both sick individuals. That's hilarious though. Hahahahaha.

Correct. It also kinda looks like the chair is mocking the kid.

I need to get off the internet.
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#31 Nifty_Shark
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well at least I'm not sitting on that type of chair. Not to be sick but that would have made for a great comic strip or short cartoon.
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#32 Mikey132
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[QUOTE="luccaface"][QUOTE="oh_god_ya"] Oh god, if you're referring to goatse then we're both sick individuals. That's hilarious though. Hahahahaha.Scott_Malkinson
Correct. It also kinda looks like the chair is mocking the kid.

XD

Are you referring to the fact that the chair kinda looks like it's holding it's butt? I don't know if I should laugh or be worried.

I am gonna go grab a woooden chair from the kitchen while I ponder this!

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#33 TheDawnofFlames
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I don't know what to say. Oh well?
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#34 BananaNuts
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scary
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#35 AlexSays
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You made me switch chairs :x
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#36 Bloodaxe726
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Fortunately I've always used a wooden kitchen chair because I'm too cheap to buy an office chair.
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#37 Gaming-Planet
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WTF man! :cry: now I don't feel like sitting.
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#38 Toriko42
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Made in China goods never cease to amaze me
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#39 SavageM2
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I would be nervous but seeing as I have never heard about this ever happening before. It really doesn't phase me.
....*throws chair out window*

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#40 thequietguy
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Ah carp, I'm sitting on that kind of chair right no-----
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#41 sun-son
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I thought the topic was going to be about N64 Goldeneye 007.
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#42 deactivated-5d25ae64ef918
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I thought the topic was going to be about N64 Goldeneye 007.sun-son
Me too ROFL.
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#43 Bloodbath_87
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Hey, if it does explode but doesn't kill me could I sue the company? Sweet. I'm going to try right now.
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#44 SavageM2
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Hey, if it does explode but doesn't kill me could I sue the company? Sweet. I'm going to try right now.Bloodbath_87
Maybe they will start putting a "Danger, may explode, use at own risk" sticker on chairs from now on...:P *quickly checks chair*
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#45 Nerd_Man
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So everyone with office chairs are basically sitting on land mines?
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#46 imthemostwanted
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killed by a bit of metal flying up your butt...best death ever
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#47 OfficialBed
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If he died from bleeding, why isn't there any blood on the chair?
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#48 trubluah
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Oh man, that's totally sad! If he died from excessive bleeding, he must've had a very slow and painful death :cry:
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#49 GwannaSauna
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How sad :cry:

Whenever someone dies like this, I think "they woke up not knowing what was going to happen that day..."

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#50 tony2077ca
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We should have the Mythbusters verify this!Treflis
i agree