Crazy Experiences IN PUBLIC Bathrooms

I was taking a leak and the dude next to me ripped a huge fart and I laughed my ass off. He didn't take kindly to it. :lol:

Im from San Fransisco and weird things happen in public bathrooms all the time :?

Im from San Fransisco and weird things happen in public bathrooms all the time :?

mexicangordo

Im from San Fransisco and weird things happen in public bathrooms all the time :?

mexicangordo

[QUOTE="mexicangordo"]

Im from San Fransisco and weird things happen in public bathrooms all the time :?

clembo1990

It's SF. Take a wild guess.

I was in the bathroom the other day at a store, and this random lady barged out of the bathroom and pushed me down to the floor while i was peeing. freham2001

[QUOTE="clembo1990"][QUOTE="mexicangordo"]

Im from San Fransisco and weird things happen in public bathrooms all the time :?

Pirate700

It's SF. Take a wild guess.

[QUOTE="Pirate700"]

[QUOTE="clembo1990"] Like what?clembo1990

It's SF. Take a wild guess.

You might have to afterwards.

Well my brother had to take an explosive crap at wal-mart. He was in there for awhile so I walked in to remind him that we have to leave soon.

There was a person that worked there in the bathroom and my brother didnt know. So hes telling me all about how he totally blew the bathroom up.

I was laughing so hard and this guys just looking around like.... damnit

I have a bad habbit of either not locking the door or encountering public restrooms with unfunctioning locks only to have some woman who's never heard of knocking barge in on me moments later. Also, one time at a movie theater I entered a stall only to find a bloody tampon on the floor.

Suffice to say, I loath public restrooms.

[QUOTE="clembo1990"][QUOTE="Pirate700"]

It's SF. Take a wild guess.

Pirate700

You might have to afterwards.

I went to Wales one summer and saw graffiti on the stall that said something about... ugh, 14 year old boys invited to have sex somewhere. That freaked me out a bit.CRS98

Did you attend? :P

[QUOTE="mexicangordo"]

Im from San Fransisco and weird things happen in public bathrooms all the time :?

clembo1990

[QUOTE="clembo1990"][QUOTE="mexicangordo"]

Im from San Fransisco and weird things happen in public bathrooms all the time :?

mexicangordo

[QUOTE="CRS98"]I went to Wales one summer and saw graffiti on the stall that said something about... ugh, 14 year old boys invited to have sex somewhere. That freaked me out a bit.Pirate700

Did you attend? :P

Speaking of... I was in a public bathroom in Beijing. Wee wee was flowing from under the door. There were two guy's next door in the same cubical :| :| :| :| I wanted to get out quick because that could only mean one thing ...clembo1990

When I was in the military and at the Junior Ranks bar one night I entered the bathroom and saw a fully fledged, 3 on 3 pissfight. 'Nuff said.D3nnyCrane

:lol: This thread is killing me.

[QUOTE="D3nnyCrane"]When I was in the military and at the Junior Ranks bar one night I entered the bathroom and saw a fully fledged, 3 on 3 pissfight. 'Nuff said.Pirate700

:lol: This thread is killing me.

When I was in the military and at the Junior Ranks bar one night I entered the bathroom and saw a fully fledged, 3 on 3 pissfight. 'Nuff said.D3nnyCrane

:lol: This thread is killing me.

I once overheard to humans "mating" ... Very disturbing at some points.. And it was at a swimmers with unisex changing :o

When I was in the military and at the Junior Ranks bar one night I entered the bathroom and saw a fully fledged, 3 on 3 pissfight. 'Nuff said.D3nnyCrane

[QUOTE="D3nnyCrane"]When I was in the military and at the Junior Ranks bar one night I entered the bathroom and saw a fully fledged, 3 on 3 pissfight. 'Nuff said.gamegadge

When I was in the military and at the Junior Ranks bar one night I entered the bathroom and saw a fully fledged, 3 on 3 pissfight. 'Nuff said.D3nnyCrane

[QUOTE="gamegadge"]

[QUOTE="D3nnyCrane"]When I was in the military and at the Junior Ranks bar one night I entered the bathroom and saw a fully fledged, 3 on 3 pissfight. 'Nuff said.D3nnyCrane

[QUOTE="D3nnyCrane"][QUOTE="gamegadge"] Pissfight, you say? Sounds **** hilarious.

gamegadge

I don't understand how guys can pee around other men :? Lads say "Well it's not like we look or anything" but still... Erm I have an embarrassing story which is making me go red just typing about it :? I guess that's my craziest experience. On a school trip in year 6 (so I was 10 at the time) I really needed a pee and there was an unmarked toilet block so I assumed they just had one unisex bathroom so I went in, and as I came out I saw my male teacher washing his hands and he was like "Emma?". I SHOULD have laughed it off with my mates but instead I handled it perfectly by bursting into tears :| Ohh other crazy stuff - I was in the loos at college and they have these round loo roll dispensers with a hole on the front where the loo roll is fed through. When it starts to run out the roll tends to get trapped in the dispenser, and with no key it's stuck. It's so frustrating knowing there's loo roll in there but you can't get to it :x One day I worked out the key hole could fit a locker key and might open it. It worked so from then on I was sorted. One day I went into the loos in E Block that have really small cubicles. I noticed the roll had got stuck so I popped it open using my locker key, turned round to sit on the loo and went about my business. Looked up to grab some tissue and the roll had gone o_O I was really confused...when I turned round to flush the ENTIRE roll was there in the loo. I panicked as there were people WAITING for the cubicles :? After 5 mins deciding what to do, I just closed the lid and walked casually out. And then died of embarrassment :| ...this seems to be a lot of embarrassing stories about me :x Oh I went into the loos at college the other day and there was a couple of Chinese lasses in there (I knew cause they talk to each other one the loo). Suddenly one of them let rip a mahussive fart, giggled then carried on talking. I was like wtfbbq :?tofu-lion91

[QUOTE="tofu-lion91"]I don't understand how guys can pee around other men :? Lads say "Well it's not like we look or anything" but still... Erm I have an embarrassing story which is making me go red just typing about it :? I guess that's my craziest experience. On a school trip in year 6 (so I was 10 at the time) I really needed a pee and there was an unmarked toilet block so I assumed they just had one unisex bathroom so I went in, and as I came out I saw my male teacher washing his hands and he was like "Emma?". I SHOULD have laughed it off with my mates but instead I handled it perfectly by bursting into tears :| Ohh other crazy stuff - I was in the loos at college and they have these round loo roll dispensers with a hole on the front where the loo roll is fed through. When it starts to run out the roll tends to get trapped in the dispenser, and with no key it's stuck. It's so frustrating knowing there's loo roll in there but you can't get to it :x One day I worked out the key hole could fit a locker key and might open it. It worked so from then on I was sorted. One day I went into the loos in E Block that have really small cubicles. I noticed the roll had got stuck so I popped it open using my locker key, turned round to sit on the loo and went about my business. Looked up to grab some tissue and the roll had gone o_O I was really confused...when I turned round to flush the ENTIRE roll was there in the loo. I panicked as there were people WAITING for the cubicles :? After 5 mins deciding what to do, I just closed the lid and walked casually out. And then died of embarrassment :| ...this seems to be a lot of embarrassing stories about me :x Oh I went into the loos at college the other day and there was a couple of Chinese lasses in there (I knew cause they talk to each other one the loo). Suddenly one of them let rip a mahussive fart, giggled then carried on talking. I was like wtfbbq :?cpo335

[QUOTE="cpo335"][QUOTE="tofu-lion91"]I don't understand how guys can pee around other men :? Lads say "Well it's not like we look or anything" but still... Erm I have an embarrassing story which is making me go red just typing about it :? I guess that's my craziest experience. On a school trip in year 6 (so I was 10 at the time) I really needed a pee and there was an unmarked toilet block so I assumed they just had one unisex bathroom so I went in, and as I came out I saw my male teacher washing his hands and he was like "Emma?". I SHOULD have laughed it off with my mates but instead I handled it perfectly by bursting into tears :| Ohh other crazy stuff - I was in the loos at college and they have these round loo roll dispensers with a hole on the front where the loo roll is fed through. When it starts to run out the roll tends to get trapped in the dispenser, and with no key it's stuck. It's so frustrating knowing there's loo roll in there but you can't get to it :x One day I worked out the key hole could fit a locker key and might open it. It worked so from then on I was sorted. One day I went into the loos in E Block that have really small cubicles. I noticed the roll had got stuck so I popped it open using my locker key, turned round to sit on the loo and went about my business. Looked up to grab some tissue and the roll had gone o_O I was really confused...when I turned round to flush the ENTIRE roll was there in the loo. I panicked as there were people WAITING for the cubicles :? After 5 mins deciding what to do, I just closed the lid and walked casually out. And then died of embarrassment :| ...this seems to be a lot of embarrassing stories about me :x Oh I went into the loos at college the other day and there was a couple of Chinese lasses in there (I knew cause they talk to each other one the loo). Suddenly one of them let rip a mahussive fart, giggled then carried on talking. I was like wtfbbq :?kjata123

It's a man law that there always has to be at least one urinal separating each man during the process of urinating. If there is only one urinal open and it happens to be in between two men, you may use it but you must keep your eyes directly forward or looking directly down. Failure to adhere to these criteria results in the revokation of your masculinity (I think I just made up 2-3 words in that sentence).cpo335

I was going to the bathroom in one of those public cubicles one time, and conveniently forgot to lock the door on the way in.I was taking a dump, and the town eccentric (They call him the Gun Slinger) opened the door and started singing Heartbreak Hotel at me while I was on the can.Weirdest thing ever.

[QUOTE="clembo1990"][QUOTE="Pirate700"]

It's SF. Take a wild guess.

You might have to afterwards.

A Mentally Challenged kid tried to attack me in the school bathroom. I ran for my life.C-Lee