Dad thinks I have a girlfriend but I don't how can I make it look like I do?

Before you guys start making fun of me just hear me out lol, to start my dad doesn't live with me he lives in another state. Anyways he's the type to act like he's ashamed of me if I'm not dating someone. I've had girlfriends but i don't at the moment. Anyways to make him proud I casually mentioned this girl I was seeing the other day and he sounded so proud "That's my son!" told all his friends, ya know that kind of stuff. Anyways problem is is he mentioned he'd like to say hello to her on the telephone next time. That's where stuff started to get complicated... good news is he lives a solid distance away so I just need him to hear a females voice thats beliavable as my girlfriend. I was thinking of asking a female friend but they might get offended or something. What should I do OT? is there like an E-Voice simulator that doesn't sound too robotic? or what?

Tighten your throat, punch your crotch and say hello next time.

No offense, but your dad has issues...

Would your father be proud to have a son who is always with a girl, or would he be proud to have an honest son? The first is either insecure or homophobic... the latter is something I'd say any father would want. Do the math.

Simple solution. "We broke up"Mafiree

Beat me to it, but yeh use this tc.

Pay me and I'll talk to your dad. ExoticAnimal

your dad is crazy and invasive...you need to tell him to respect your privacy and to keep his distance from your social life.

How bout you lie some more... "Shes not here right now?".... or get into more detail so he believes you.DJ-PRIME90

You know, cuz as they say, once the ball is rolling you better keep 'er in motion

why is he ashamed of you if you don't have a gf ? dkdk999

Get some random girl off the street to do it and pay her. It'll up your pimp status too.

Get some random girl off the street to do it and pay her. It'll up your pimp status too.

soulless4now

Why not pay a lil extra so you can tell daddy about you first blow job? Imagine how proud he would be.

It's usually better to be honest with your parents

Since she's make believe, you can always say she is deaf. I'm sure adding details this late won't be suspicious at all.

Seriously though, just tell him the truth or end it now and tell him you two broke up. I don't think you will be able to keep the charade up for very long, and if he finds out you have been lying all this time he probably won't be telling all his friends and saying "That's my son!"

Also, if she was real, isn't asking your girlfriend to say hi to your dad (whom she's never met) on the phone a little weird?

You've got to be kidding. thegerg

Sounds like your dad needs a girlfriend, not you.

Tell him she dumped you because she caught you in bed with three other girls. That'll impress him.PernicioEnigma

A sex change will solve everything TC. Therefore...you can be your own girlfriend.

Before you guys start making fun of me just hear me out lol, to start my dad doesn't live with me he lives in another state. Anyways he's the type to act like he's ashamed of me if I'm not dating someone. I've had girlfriends but i don't at the moment. Anyways to make him proud I casually mentioned this girl I was seeing the other day and he sounded so proud "That's my son!" told all his friends, ya know that kind of stuff. Anyways problem is is he mentioned he'd like to say hello to her on the telephone next time. That's where stuff started to get complicated... good news is he lives a solid distance away so I just need him to hear a females voice thats beliavable as my girlfriend. I was thinking of asking a female friend but they might get offended or something. What should I do OT? is there like an E-Voice simulator that doesn't sound too robotic? or what?

FrenchDynasty

What a dad, what a dad.

Pay a prostitute to talk to your dad ?

It's usually better to be honest with your parents

Joshywaa

However for parents sometimes ignorance is bliss

Tell him she dumped you because she caught you in bed with three other girls. That'll impress him.PernicioEnigma

[QUOTE="Joshywaa"]

It's usually better to be honest with your parents

However for parents sometimes ignorance is bliss

You've got to be kidding. thegerg

He is kidding, have a look at his posting history you will see a pattern lol.

you could... get a gilfriend... not hardsurrealnumber5

Well if he got a girlfriend had he would have bigger things to worry about.

[QUOTE="surrealnumber5"]you could... get a gilfriend... not hardtenaka2

Well if he got a girlfriend had he would have bigger things to worry about.

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[QUOTE="surrealnumber5"]you could... get a gilfriend... not hardsurrealnumber5

Well if he got a girlfriend had he would have bigger things to worry about.

no I mispelt hard as had

Man, I would hate to have a dad like that. No offense.

Simple

you go get a girlfriend

Just kidnap someone.

Men are empty creatures really.

get a new dad... he's using your solcial life to feel better about himself?