Disaster Movie.....0% at Rotten Tomatoes.

[QUOTE="air_wolf_cubed"][QUOTE="Anti-Venom"]The TC is wrong, its a great movie with lots of laughs. Give it a chance...JustPlainLucas

The trailer was all the chance I was ever gonna give it. Sorry, but no way in hell am I spending money on a movie that's already repulsed me simply from the trailer. Why bother trying salad dressing if it already smells rancid? :|

Eating rancid smelling salad dressing is a lot worse then watchin this movie...

[QUOTE="JustPlainLucas"]

[QUOTE="air_wolf_cubed"][QUOTE="Anti-Venom"]The TC is wrong, its a great movie with lots of laughs. Give it a chance...Anti-Venom

The trailer was all the chance I was ever gonna give it. Sorry, but no way in hell am I spending money on a movie that's already repulsed me simply from the trailer. Why bother trying salad dressing if it already smells rancid? :|

Eating rancid smelling salad dressing is a lot worse then watchin this movie...

Yet I will still feel sick to my stomach... Sorry, I'm not watching it. I'd rather eat rancid salad dressing. :|

[QUOTE="air_wolf_cubed"][QUOTE="Anti-Venom"]The TC is wrong, its a great movie with lots of laughs. Give it a chance...JustPlainLucas

The trailer was all the chance I was ever gonna give it. Sorry, but no way in hell am I spending money on a movie that's already repulsed me simply from the trailer. Why bother trying salad dressing if it already smells rancid? :|

[QUOTE="Anti-Venom"][QUOTE="JustPlainLucas"]

[QUOTE="air_wolf_cubed"][QUOTE="Anti-Venom"]The TC is wrong, its a great movie with lots of laughs. Give it a chance...JustPlainLucas

The trailer was all the chance I was ever gonna give it. Sorry, but no way in hell am I spending money on a movie that's already repulsed me simply from the trailer. Why bother trying salad dressing if it already smells rancid? :|

Eating rancid smelling salad dressing is a lot worse then watchin this movie...

Yet I will still feel sick to my stomach... Sorry, I'm not watching it. I'd rather eat rancid salad dressing. :|

I wouldnt...watching a movie seems better then having a sick stomach from rancid salad dressing...

[QUOTE="JustPlainLucas"]

[QUOTE="air_wolf_cubed"][QUOTE="Anti-Venom"]The TC is wrong, its a great movie with lots of laughs. Give it a chance...air_wolf_cubed

The trailer was all the chance I was ever gonna give it. Sorry, but no way in hell am I spending money on a movie that's already repulsed me simply from the trailer. Why bother trying salad dressing if it already smells rancid? :|

Hmm... no. See.. Tropic Thunder looked great, and was great. Disaster Movie looks like crap, and so far has been reviewed like crap. You're just a very peculiar person. :|

I wouldnt...watching a movie seems better then having a sick stomach from rancid salad dressing...Anti-Venom

No, see.. this is where you're wrong. If I ate rancid salad dressing, at least I could purge its contents from my body by vomiting and diarrhea. If I saw Disaster Movie, no way could I purge that from my mind... unless it involved jamming something sharp in my ear and wiggling it around in there pretty deep...

[QUOTE="Anti-Venom"]I wouldnt...watching a movie seems better then having a sick stomach from rancid salad dressing...JustPlainLucas

No, see.. this is where you're wrong. If I ate rancid salad dressing, at least I could purge its contents from my body by vomiting and diarrhea. If I saw Disaster Movie, no way could I purge that from my mind... unless it involved jamming something sharp in my ear and wiggling it around in there pretty deep...

We both know your exaggerating.....which proves im not wrong;)

We both know your exaggerating.....which proves im not wrong;)Anti-Venom

Am I? Hmm... watch a horribly bad movie that will scar me for life, or eat bad salad dressing that will give me at least a couple days off from work... I could use some time at home to catch up on my video games, so now I've actually thought of an advantage of making myself sick over seeing this movie. Thanks! :)

[QUOTE="Anti-Venom"]We both know your exaggerating.....which proves im not wrong;)JustPlainLucas

Am I? Hmm... watch a horribly bad movie that will scar me for life, or eat bad salad dressing that will give me at least a couple days off from work... I could use some time at home to catch up on my video games, so now I've actually thought of an advantage of making myself sick over seeing this movie. Thanks! :)

Still exaggerating eh? Well ok, funny thing is you havnt even seen the movie...yet you judge it....

[QUOTE="JustPlainLucas"]

[QUOTE="Anti-Venom"]We both know your exaggerating.....which proves im not wrong;)Anti-Venom

Am I? Hmm... watch a horribly bad movie that will scar me for life, or eat bad salad dressing that will give me at least a couple days off from work... I could use some time at home to catch up on my video games, so now I've actually thought of an advantage of making myself sick over seeing this movie. Thanks! :)

Still exaggerating eh? Well ok, funny thing is you havnt even seen the movie...yet you judge it....

I thought I went over this already... the trailer is crap. The reviews are crap. If I see a pile of crap that looks like crap and smells like crap, do I really have to pick it up off the street and put it in my mouth to see if it tastes like crap? Look, I know the history behind these guys who wrote these movies, and I've seen their previous works, sans Meet the Spartans (where I finally drew the line). And seeing how this movie can't even get one positive review yet, this is suggesting to me that this will be their worst piece of work yet. You're right, I haven't seen it, but if you really want me to judge it fairly, then you can buy me a ticket and mail it to me.

[QUOTE="Anti-Venom"][QUOTE="JustPlainLucas"]

[QUOTE="Anti-Venom"]We both know your exaggerating.....which proves im not wrong;)JustPlainLucas

Am I? Hmm... watch a horribly bad movie that will scar me for life, or eat bad salad dressing that will give me at least a couple days off from work... I could use some time at home to catch up on my video games, so now I've actually thought of an advantage of making myself sick over seeing this movie. Thanks! :)

Still exaggerating eh? Well ok, funny thing is you havnt even seen the movie...yet you judge it....

I thought I went over this already... the trailer is crap. The reviews are crap. If I see a pile of crap that looks like crap and smells like crap, do I really have to pick it up off the street and put it in my mouth to see if it tastes like crap? Look, I know the history behind these guys who wrote these movies, and I've seen their previous works, sans Meet the Spartans (where I finally drew the line). And seeing how this movie can't even get one positive review yet, this is suggesting to me that this will be their worst piece of work yet. You're right, I haven't seen it, but if you really want me to judge it fairly, then you can buy me a ticket and mail it to me.

Buy you a ticket and mail it to you? Are you serious? Or are you exaggeratting?

I'll assume you are, I dont let other peoples veiws cloud my own. Watch the movie first....then judge it and bash it all you want...untill then you cant...

[QUOTE="JustPlainLucas"][QUOTE="Anti-Venom"][QUOTE="JustPlainLucas"]

[QUOTE="Anti-Venom"]We both know your exaggerating.....which proves im not wrong;)Anti-Venom

Am I? Hmm... watch a horribly bad movie that will scar me for life, or eat bad salad dressing that will give me at least a couple days off from work... I could use some time at home to catch up on my video games, so now I've actually thought of an advantage of making myself sick over seeing this movie. Thanks! :)

Still exaggerating eh? Well ok, funny thing is you havnt even seen the movie...yet you judge it....

I thought I went over this already... the trailer is crap. The reviews are crap. If I see a pile of crap that looks like crap and smells like crap, do I really have to pick it up off the street and put it in my mouth to see if it tastes like crap? Look, I know the history behind these guys who wrote these movies, and I've seen their previous works, sans Meet the Spartans (where I finally drew the line). And seeing how this movie can't even get one positive review yet, this is suggesting to me that this will be their worst piece of work yet. You're right, I haven't seen it, but if you really want me to judge it fairly, then you can buy me a ticket and mail it to me.

Buy you a ticket and mail it to you? Are you serious? Or are you exaggeratting?

I'll assume you are, I dont let other peoples veiws cloud my own. Watch the movie first....then judge it and bash it all you want...untill then you cant...

Buy you a ticket and mail it to you? Are you serious? Or are you exaggeratting?

I'll assume you are, I dont let other peoples veiws cloud my own. Watch the movie first....then judge it and bash it all you want...untill then you cant...

Anti-Venom

No, I'm serious. I've already established my perfectly sound reasoning as to why I'm entitled the right to bash this movie without previously viewing it I am well aware of the writers' inability to make a humourous movie that caters to my tastes based on actually seeing some of their earlier movies, and am informed with documented evidence in the form of a collection cosisting entirely of negative reviews, and a trailer that showcases a complete lack of ability to even so much as make me chuckle.

Is me seeing this movie to actually have a right to judge it fairly really that important to you? If it is, buy me a ticket then. If not, then accept the fact that I know god damned well I know what I'm talking about without having to subject myself to something I don't need to subject myself to.

He's pretty much basing it off of the previous films that the directors have done and its critical feedback... I don't see the harm in that. >_>zakkro

THANK YOU! Someone who sees my point!

[QUOTE="zakkro"]He's pretty much basing it off of the previous films that the directors have done and its critical feedback... I don't see the harm in that. >_>JustPlainLucas

THANK YOU! Someone who sees my point!

Yeah, I agree with you on this one too.

[QUOTE="MarcusAntonius"]

[QUOTE="Bauers-Twin"][QUOTE="legend26"]...WOW...i wonder how those guys feel having the worst reviewed movie ever....AutoTaco

We certainly don't need to constantly remind the world that satire is dead in America.

What about Tropic Thunder?

Who thinks that Ben Stiller and Jack Black are funny? Sure, if I were in my early teens they might appear funny, then I went and got an education and an appreciation for comedy with some semblance of intellect.

Tropic Thunder looks like a barely more sophisticated version of the "genre" spoofs that we've been assaulted with. I support a Constitutional amendment limiting Ben Stiller to two movies per year.

What sort of chimp thinks that Ben Stiller and Jack Black are funny? Sure, if I were in my early teens they might appear funny, then I went and got an education and an appreciation for comedy with some semblance of intellect.

Tropic Thunder looks like a barely more sophisticated version of the "genre" spoofs that we've been assaulted with. I support a Constitutional amendment limiting Ben Stiller to two movies per year.

MarcusAntonius

You've just called me and my good friend I saw the movie with chimps, good sir. There is a way to argue a person's opinion without generally insulting everyone who shares said opinion. :|

[QUOTE="MarcusAntonius"]What sort of chimp thinks that Ben Stiller and Jack Black are funny? Sure, if I were in my early teens they might appear funny, then I went and got an education and an appreciation for comedy with some semblance of intellect.

Tropic Thunder looks like a barely more sophisticated version of the "genre" spoofs that we've been assaulted with. I support a Constitutional amendment limiting Ben Stiller to two movies per year.

JustPlainLucas

You've just called me and my good friend I saw the movie with chimps, good sir. There is a way to argue a person's opinion without generally insulting everyone who shares said opinion. :|

I'm just poking some fun, relax. It's a term of endearment that I use. We've traded posts enough times over the years for you to be aware my quirks.:P

JustPlainLucas

Anyways... anything new or is it still the 0% POS it was yesterday?

I'm just poking some fun, relax. It's a term of endearment that I use. We've traded posts enough times over the years for you to be aware my quirks.:PMarcusAntonius

Well, in that case, my apologies for taking more offense than need be. I made that post at like 3 or 3:30 in the AM when I should have been to bed hours before, so...

Anyways... anything new or is it still the 0% POS it was yesterday?

scorch-62

Nope, still at 0% and doesn't seem to be drawing any new reviews. Editors probably don't want to send their reviewers out there because they probalby don't want them to feel mistreated. :lol:

Epic Fail? Everyone knew the movie was going to suck...BAD. Why go and see it? To reveiw it that bad.:roll:MorganFreeBear

I agree...

We knew it would be bad... x_X

0%!

To quote MAILER_DAEMON, "It's the Gigli of this year, except no one thought it would be interesting." :lol:

JustPlainLucas

Ha ha ha ha ha ha, i saw the TV spot for it today while waiting to watch plyer on Bravo in the UK and it looks horrorable, the only problem is that stupid people will go and see it and give it a bit of a chance. However the main thing is the next "Movie" film should be called spoof movie where they take clips from all of the movie films combined the best bits in for a 2 hour movie and have no real plot to the film.

Also i would love to see the final part of the blood and icecream series. We need more funny spoof films like a new version of Blazing Saddles or Spaceballs.

[QUOTE="DeathHeart95"][QUOTE="leafdj"]

Well, now I need to go see it, I mean, if it's THAT bad...

AutoTaco

NO!!! For the good of yourself, your family, Africa, Polar Bears, and Oprah, do NOT see Disaster Movie!

Why Oprah?

Isn't Oprah pretty much God to some people? :|

Anyway, can we dub this the worst weekend in cinema history? We have...

Disaster Movie-0%

Babylon A.D.-5% (or something like that)

College- Around 17%

...And those were the three most advertised movies. :|

[QUOTE="AutoTaco"][QUOTE="DeathHeart95"][QUOTE="leafdj"]

Well, now I need to go see it, I mean, if it's THAT bad...

DeathHeart95

NO!!! For the good of yourself, your family, Africa, Polar Bears, and Oprah, do NOT see Disaster Movie!

Why Oprah?

Isn't Oprah pretty much God to some people? :|

Some but not all. :x

[QUOTE="DeathHeart95"][QUOTE="AutoTaco"][QUOTE="DeathHeart95"][QUOTE="leafdj"]

Well, now I need to go see it, I mean, if it's THAT bad...

AutoTaco

NO!!! For the good of yourself, your family, Africa, Polar Bears, and Allah, do NOT see Disaster Movie!

Why Oprah?

Isn't Oprah pretty much God to some people? :|

Some but not all. :x

Fine...

fixed. :D

[QUOTE="AutoTaco"][QUOTE="DeathHeart95"][QUOTE="leafdj"]

Well, now I need to go see it, I mean, if it's THAT bad...

DeathHeart95

NO!!! For the good of yourself, your family, Africa, Polar Bears, and Oprah, do NOT see Disaster Movie!

Why Oprah?

Isn't Oprah pretty much God to some people? :|

Anyway, can we dub this the worst weekend in cinema history? We have...

Disaster Movie-0%

Babylon A.D.-5% (or something like that)

College- Around 17%

...And those were the three most advertised movies. :|

Yeah, it has been pretty abysmal.

[QUOTE="Anti-Venom"]Buy you a ticket and mail it to you? Are you serious? Or are you exaggeratting?

I'll assume you are, I dont let other peoples veiws cloud my own. Watch the movie first....then judge it and bash it all you want...untill then you cant...

JustPlainLucas

No, I'm serious. I've already established my perfectly sound reasoning as to why I'm entitled the right to bash this movie without previously viewing it I am well aware of the writers' inability to make a humourous movie that caters to my tastes based on actually seeing some of their earlier movies, and am informed with documented evidence in the form of a collection cosisting entirely of negative reviews, and a trailer that showcases a complete lack of ability to even so much as make me chuckle.

Is me seeing this movie to actually have a right to judge it fairly really that important to you? If it is, buy me a ticket then. If not, then accept the fact that I know god damned well I know what I'm talking about without having to subject myself to something I don't need to subject myself to.

I cant accept the fact that your bashing a movie you havnt even WATCHED. :lol:

Thats why I can't trust your opinion on it or take it seriously.

[QUOTE="JustPlainLucas"][QUOTE="Anti-Venom"]Buy you a ticket and mail it to you? Are you serious? Or are you exaggeratting?

I'll assume you are, I dont let other peoples veiws cloud my own. Watch the movie first....then judge it and bash it all you want...untill then you cant...

Anti-Venom

No, I'm serious. I've already established my perfectly sound reasoning as to why I'm entitled the right to bash this movie without previously viewing it I am well aware of the writers' inability to make a humourous movie that caters to my tastes based on actually seeing some of their earlier movies, and am informed with documented evidence in the form of a collection cosisting entirely of negative reviews, and a trailer that showcases a complete lack of ability to even so much as make me chuckle.

Is me seeing this movie to actually have a right to judge it fairly really that important to you? If it is, buy me a ticket then. If not, then accept the fact that I know god damned well I know what I'm talking about without having to subject myself to something I don't need to subject myself to.

I cant accept the fact that your bashing a movie you havnt even WATCHED. :lol:

Thats why I can't trust your opinion on it or take it seriously.

We can understand that, but it is also more than logical to think that it will suck.

That's like saying if you've seen every Uwe Boll movie, and you see a trailer for another one that looks just as ****ty, you have to go sit through it to say you think it's going to suck, even though it is painfully obvious already.

I cant accept the fact that your bashing a movie you havnt even WATCHED. :lol:

Thats why I can't trust your opinion on it or take it seriously.

Anti-Venom

how about read the plot synopsis? is that good enough?

Tropic Thunder was a MUCH better spoof. I thought it was genuinely clever. >_>

I'm hoping a comedic genius one days makes a spoof of spoof film as a personal "screw you unfunny guys". Like the story is about a group of friends going to Hollywood to stop a spoof film being released and comedy must be original. Wait..................I'm a genius :oProobie44

And they shoot Seltzer and Friedberg.

I would pay $10 for a ticket to see that alone.

[QUOTE="Proobie44"]I'm hoping a comedic genius one days makes a spoof of spoof film as a personal "screw you unfunny guys". Like the story is about a group of friends going to Hollywood to stop a spoof film being released and comedy must be original. Wait..................I'm a genius :oDeathHeart95

And they shoot Seltzer and Friedberg.

I would pay $10 for a ticket to see that alone.

[QUOTE="Anti-Venom"]

I cant accept the fact that your bashing a movie you havnt even WATCHED. :lol:

Thats why I can't trust your opinion on it or take it seriously.

Hewkii

how about read the plot synopsis? is that good enough?

Or how about just watch the commercial? Then again, even that is supporting the movie. BOYCOTT CHANNELS THAT ADVERTISE THIS MOVIE!!!

...why are people defending this poor excuse of a movie?sparkypants

[QUOTE="Hewkii"][QUOTE="Anti-Venom"]

I cant accept the fact that your bashing a movie you havnt even WATCHED. :lol:

Thats why I can't trust your opinion on it or take it seriously.

Video_Game_King

how about read the plot synopsis? is that good enough?

Or how about just watch the commercial? Then again, even that is supporting the movie. BOYCOTT CHANNELS THAT ADVERTISE THIS MOVIE!!!

[QUOTE="DeathHeart95"]

[QUOTE="Proobie44"]I'm hoping a comedic genius one days makes a spoof of spoof film as a personal "screw you unfunny guys". Like the story is about a group of friends going to Hollywood to stop a spoof film being released and comedy must be original. Wait..................I'm a genius :oProobie44

And they shoot Seltzer and Friedberg.

I would pay $10 for a ticket to see that alone.

Not just anyone.

Seltzer and Friedberg.

Besides, they aren't human. They're diabolical robots that want to end humanity by making movies that aren't worth even making it onto Lifetime, never mind theatres.

[QUOTE="Anti-Venom"]

I cant accept the fact that your bashing a movie you havnt even WATCHED. :lol:

Thats why I can't trust your opinion on it or take it seriously.

Hewkii

how about read the plot synopsis? is that good enough?

Oh . . . my . . . god.

I read through all of that, and I'm literally speechless as to how horrible that was.

[QUOTE="Proobie44"][QUOTE="DeathHeart95"]

[QUOTE="Proobie44"]I'm hoping a comedic genius one days makes a spoof of spoof film as a personal "screw you unfunny guys". Like the story is about a group of friends going to Hollywood to stop a spoof film being released and comedy must be original. Wait..................I'm a genius :oDeathHeart95

And they shoot Seltzer and Friedberg.

I would pay $10 for a ticket to see that alone.

Not just anyone.

Seltzer and Friedberg.

Besides, they aren't human. They're diabolical robots that want to end humanity by making movies that aren't worth even making it onto Lifetime, never mind theatres.

[QUOTE="Hewkii"][QUOTE="Anti-Venom"]

I cant accept the fact that your bashing a movie you havnt even WATCHED. :lol:

Thats why I can't trust your opinion on it or take it seriously.

Jaks_Secret

how about read the plot synopsis? is that good enough?

Oh . . . my . . . god.

I read through all of that, and I'm literally speechless as to how horrible that was.