Disaster Movie.....0% at Rotten Tomatoes.

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#352 yabbicoke
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how about read the plot synopsis? is that good enough?

Anti-Venom

Unlike the actual movie, that made me laugh.


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#353 Strider_91
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haha sounds about right

i hate films like that.. never are they funny in the slightest, with exception to the first 2 scary movie films.

I think thats because they stuck too almost one film for the storyline and for that reason jokes were better formed.

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#354 II_Seraphim_II
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[QUOTE="Anti-Venom"]

how about read the plot synopsis? is that good enough?

yabbicoke

Unlike the actual movie, that made me laugh.


Wow...this movie sounds borderline criminal. I have never heard of a movie that is so random and stupid. I really have to see this now...this movie could possibly be worse than "The Happening." Do you think the FBI would care if i pirate this? or would they commend me for not wasting my money? :|

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#355 Elann2008
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Once I saw that Vanessa Minnillo was in the movie, I knew that it was going to be bad. Not that the title didnt imply that already.
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#356 II_Seraphim_II
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lol, im just about done reading the plot synopsis, and i just got to the part where the reviewer said "this is the point where the movie totally lost me." lol, im suprised he made it this far, I was lost after he described the opening sequence of the movie. Seriously though, there must be sumthing we can do about movies like this. I'm actually willing to give Uwe Boll a break while I deal with this paradoy movies. :evil:
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#357 flowdee79
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Well they do warn you in the title...
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#358 II_Seraphim_II
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So, I just finished reading the synopsis....I cant even begin to understand what type of human being makes such a movie. I mean FFS. This sounds like the raunchiest, most brain numbing movie concievable. This movie makes Far Cry look like Citizen Kane. It makes absolutely no sense what so ever, and i dunno about you guys, but im not a big fan of random brutality towards women. yes call it politcally incorrect, or whatever, but i just dont like seeing women getting hurt. Wow....im gonna havta wait till my lil bro pulls a stupid and buys this movie so i can watch it...i'll make sure to have a shotty near by so i can off myself when necessary... :?
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#359 chester706
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Hahhahahahahhahahaahhahahahahahaahhahahaha. Lets have these abominations end.
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#360 Neoyamaneko
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[QUOTE="JML897"]

[QUOTE="Premier1101"]Rotten Tomatoes is not the site to go to good reviews for.Premier1101

Do you know how Rotten Tomatoes works? :?

Looked at the site... :lol:

it explains how they come up with the percent... not a good way imo

For better reviews, go to Box Office Mojo, ComingSoon.net, and New York Times.

You can also visit the IMDB of whatever movie, and they usually post written reviews way before the movie comes out.

Rotten Tomatoes reviews arent from the perspective of 16-21 year old guys...

You tell 'em, Mr. Friedberg! :roll:

Just because you don't like their aggregate system doesn't make all the bad reviews of Disaster Movie disappear and good all of a sudden.

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#361 Deathxcore
Member since 2007 • 1786 Posts

Just like I assumed.

Why do they keep making movies?

They only waste their own money.

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#362 Neoyamaneko
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[QUOTE="Neoyamaneko"][QUOTE="JustPlainLucas"][QUOTE="ff7cloudking"][QUOTE="Neoyamaneko"]

The next "movie"

*link*

JustPlainLucas

David Zucker directed Airplane, and Naked Gun. So sci-fi movie has a chance.

But still, if this one turns out like Disaster movie, epic movie, date movie, and meet the spartans, then maybe they should just let us here at OT do it. It might actually be funny that way.

Zucker's doing Sci-Fi Movie? I actually watched Superhero Movie, which he did, and it wasn't that bad. Sci-Fi Movie should be ok if Zucker's at the helm.

This is like saying a 40 on a math test is better than a 37. Maybe it is, but you still fail.

Well, I still liked Superhero Movie, so I'd say that's about a 72, or 73.

Thinking it's a movie in the 70s when it is much lower when compared to the great parodies made in the past 40 years I think is more of an indication of how the standards of acceptable parodies have fallen. Superhero Movie was a small step above "Space Travesty" in how "good" it was.

Besides "Wanted", it was the worst theatrical release I watched this year.

BTW - Disaster Movie is now 0 - 28 on RT. Where's that guy saying the movie was going to get at least one "Fresh" review?

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#363 andyboiii
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disaster movie is still holding strong at 0%
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#364 uk_beny
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i promised my self if those writers wrote anougher film i would track them down and beat the **** out of them im not an agry person i just hate them so much like why are they given money to make these when there are far more worthy comedy writers out there
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#365 Neoyamaneko
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49 reviews and Disatrous Movie is still at 0%. Two more reviews and then even if it does get one good review like Epic Movie, it won't hit even 2%
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#366 Zcrimson07
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lol idk if ive ever seen 37 pages in just one thread before!!!
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#367 CreepingDeath_
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Hopefully this will be the last parody movie they make.

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#368 biggest_loser
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Hopefully this will be the last parody movie they make.

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Spy Movie is coming.

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#369 PannicAtack
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[QUOTE="CreepingDeath_"]

Hopefully this will be the last parody movie they make.

biggest_loser

Spy Movie is coming.

That makes absolutely no sense. They already did a movie called 'Spy Hard.' >_>
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#370 Neoyamaneko
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[QUOTE="biggest_loser"][QUOTE="CreepingDeath_"]

Hopefully this will be the last parody movie they make.

PannicAtack

Spy Movie is coming.

That makes absolutely no sense. They already did a movie called 'Spy Hard.' >_>

And Friedberg/Seltzer were writers for that garbage as well.

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#371 ovechkin08
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i guess we know why they called it "disaster" movie.
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#372 CreepingDeath_
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[QUOTE="CreepingDeath_"]

Hopefully this will be the last parody movie they make.

biggest_loser

Spy Movie is coming.

Oh, what the hell...

Well, hopefully THAT will be their last movie.