Disgusting and sad, kid raped by Wii controller

Ksl.com has a story about a kid in Utah (where I currently reside) being assaulted by a Wii controller?!?? What a sick @&^%ing world we live in. Here's part of the article:

A 26-year-old man was arrested after police say he raped a 12-year-old boy with a video game controller during a sleepover.

Nicholas Parry was booked into the Salt Lake County Jail for investigation of object rape and two counts of aggravated sexual assault.

Investigators say Parry was at a house where four boys, ages 12 and 13, were having a sleepover. Parry became drunk during the course of the evening, said Unified Police Lt. Justin Hoyal.

At some point he apparently became angry that the young boys were teasing him, Hoyal said. He reacted by grabbing a 12-year-old boy and sexually abusing him using a Wii game controller, Hoyal said.

In my opinion this guy's punishment should be having an Xbox360 controller where the sun don't shine. Sick freak.

I feel bad for laughing out loud from the title.sammyjenkis898

That guy took his Wii Sports Bowling very seriously.

But seriously, that is messed up.

The Wii should be locked behind bars for the rest of its life.

[QUOTE="sammyjenkis898"]I feel bad for laughing out loud from the title.Fightingfan

I had several jokes written up before I realized this wasn't an Onion article.

And yes, I'm on my way to hell.

Shouldn't this be in System Wars? *BAM!* :P

I mean... oh that poor boy... his bung will never be the same.

.....I think chad warden just got proven right.

.....I think chad warden just got proven right.

Serraph105

i can see how this would play out.

>>26 year olds younger brother is having a sleepover.

>>kids are playing mario cart racing on the wii, the older brother is downing beers watching them

>>the older brother, in a drunken stupor, says "letkjjk me playyyyeeeee"

>>kids are talking s*** and the brother gets mad and wiimote-f***s the kid he hates the most

wii would like to play:D

Ah, who cares. We're all going to hell anyway:

He's supposed to be playing Punch Out, not Punch In!

...heh...heheh...oh God, I'm so sorry...

He must've been ****faced if he did that to that kid.

Ah, who cares. We're all going to hell anyway:

He's supposed to be playing Punch Out, not Punch In!

...heh...heheh...oh God, I'm so sorry...

Is the controller in question still white? =[Baconbits2004

Ah, who cares. We're all going to hell anyway:

He's supposed to be playing Punch Out, not Punch In!

...heh...heheh...oh God, I'm so sorry...

THE_DRUGGIE

[QUOTE="THE_DRUGGIE"]

Ah, who cares. We're all going to hell anyway:

He's supposed to be playing Punch Out, not Punch In!

...heh...heheh...oh God, I'm so sorry...

Frame_Dragger

Dude...seriously.

Even I don't find that funny.

[QUOTE="Frame_Dragger"][QUOTE="THE_DRUGGIE"]

Ah, who cares. We're all going to hell anyway:

He's supposed to be playing Punch Out, not Punch In!

...heh...heheh...oh God, I'm so sorry...

Dude...seriously.

Even I don't find that funny.

Is the controller in question still white? =[Baconbits2004

Is the controller in question still white? =[Baconbits2004

[QUOTE="THE_DRUGGIE"]

Ah, who cares. We're all going to hell anyway:

He's supposed to be playing Punch Out, not Punch In!

...heh...heheh...oh God, I'm so sorry...

Ace6301

Ah yes, the wii condom...



Are we to assume that, since it was a boy he was using the blue one?

[QUOTE="Ace6301"][QUOTE="THE_DRUGGIE"]

Ah, who cares. We're all going to hell anyway:

He's supposed to be playing Punch Out, not Punch In!

...heh...heheh...oh God, I'm so sorry...

Ah yes, the wii condom Are we to assume that, since it was a boy he was using the blue one?

That kid will never be able to listen to Queen again.

How dare you discriminate against black controllers!scorch-62

[QUOTE="Baconbits2004"]Is the controller in question still white? =[scorch-62

Those tend to be larger, from what I've heard.

Thank god for the stronger wrist strap! *whispers to The_Druggie* (for extraction...)Frame_Dragger

Extraction you say...

Just what kind of ass are we dealing with here?

[QUOTE="Frame_Dragger"] Thank god for the stronger wrist strap! *whispers to The_Druggie* (for extraction...)Baconbits2004

Extraction you say...

Just what kind of ass are we dealing with here?

[QUOTE="THE_DRUGGIE"]

[QUOTE="Frame_Dragger"] That's awful! You're all sick for thinking and saying these things! Now, when I say that I hope it didn't have an extrea cover or the Motion+ I'm just being considerate for his anus. You guys talk about games, like this is a game... I"m just saying that it's a good thing it was a Wii and not a PC!!! :D Mmmm... is heaven supposed to be this hot?Frame_Dragger

Dude...seriously.

Even I don't find that funny.

It's just that you don't talk about sticking a PC where the sun don't shine, man.

It's not cool, bro.

Setting aside the graphic jokes for a while ...

Why the hell didn't the other three kids pitch in to help the victim?

Surely four 12--13 year olds would be able to cooperate to subdue a drunk 26 year old?

:?

[QUOTE="Frame_Dragger"][QUOTE="THE_DRUGGIE"]

Dude...seriously.

Even I don't find that funny.

It's just that you don't talk about sticking a PC where the sun don't shine, man.

It's not cool, bro.

[QUOTE="THE_DRUGGIE"]

[QUOTE="Frame_Dragger"] Awwww... I was just trying to be part of the group. :( Oh well, I'll stick with my system wars comment then, although the motion+ bit really does work for me. I hope this didn't offend you... that would tear me up inside like... oh... nm. :)Frame_Dragger

It's just that you don't talk about sticking a PC where the sun don't shine, man.

It's not cool, bro.

Depends: Is it the straight keyboard or wavy keyboard?

He will never play Wii again. Maybe Wii U though.

Setting aside the graphic jokes for a while ...

Why the hell didn't the other three kids pitch in to help the victim?

Surely four 12--13 year olds would be able to cooperate to subdue a drunk 26 year old?

:?

[QUOTE="Frame_Dragger"][QUOTE="THE_DRUGGIE"]

It's just that you don't talk about sticking a PC where the sun don't shine, man.

It's not cool, bro.

Depends: Is it the straight keyboard or wavy keyboard?

and so motion controls show their true colors...

This thread is all kinds of disturbing.Allicrombie

[QUOTE="THE_DRUGGIE"]

[QUOTE="Frame_Dragger"] Not the whole thing... just the mouse and keyboard. What, do you think I'm some kind of monster? :)Frame_Dragger

Depends: Is it the straight keyboard or wavy keyboard?

Click here for my reaction.

and so motion controls show their true colors...

wis3boi

[QUOTE="Allicrombie"]This thread is all kinds of disturbing.Frame_Dragger

[QUOTE="Frame_Dragger"][QUOTE="THE_DRUGGIE"]

Depends: Is it the straight keyboard or wavy keyboard?

Click here for my reaction.