No, but sometime I'm going to walk into churches and pass out atheist flyers, since they always pass their flyers out to me...
They'll have a guy with a cross and under it it will say something like "Are your kids zombies? Do they do anything you tell them? Do they have no life? Are they not allowed out past 6PM? Do you constantly tell them they are going to hell if they watch porn / play video games / listen to music? Do they go to happy-happy-joy summer camps? You need help!"
Seriously, one church around here has flyers where a kid is wearing a Metallica shirt and under him it says "DEMONIC" and has all this crap about going to hell, and how you go to hell, and then at the end it's like "Come to our church to change your life"....
No, but sometime I'm going to walk into churches and pass out atheist flyers, since they always pass their flyers out to me...
They'll have a guy with a cross and under it it will say something like "Are your kids zombies? Do they do anything you tell them? Do they have no life? Are they not allowed out past 6PM? Do you constantly tell them they are going to hell if they watch porn / play video games / listen to music? Do they go to happy-happy-joy summer camps? You need help!"
Seriously, one church around here has flyers where a kid is wearing a Metallica shirt and under him it says "DEMONIC" and has all this crap about going to hell, and how you go to hell, and then at the end it's like "Come to our church to change your life"....
TallicaFan2005
Dude don't you think that's going just a little too far? I mean I'm an atheist but I would never do anything like that
Yes, though not as much as I should. My fiancee usually wakes me up on those days, so if she's gone for whatever reason, I sleep through it.
Going to church is good for you though. Too bad religion has been stereotyped by the media and the far left so much that kids, such as those on these forums, are brainwashed to hate it.
Yes I do, and I'm pretty active there too. No, it's not for dorks, and no, it's not boring. My church is actively trying to reach out for the younger generation, and the people that are in there are actually really cool folks. They're loads of fun to be around, and it's a blast. You'll always feel welcome there.
PS- No, I'm not right winged. That would an insult to me, since I'm a liberal. Yes, you can still be a liberal and be a Christian at the same time. I just believe in tackling poverty and racial equality is more important than bashing gay rights and abortion.
No, but sometime I'm going to walk into churches and pass out atheist flyers, since they always pass their flyers out to me...
They'll have a guy with a cross and under it it will say something like "Are your kids zombies? Do they do anything you tell them? Do they have no life? Are they not allowed out past 6PM? Do you constantly tell them they are going to hell if they watch porn / play video games / listen to music? Do they go to happy-happy-joy summer camps? You need help!"
Seriously, one church around here has flyers where a kid is wearing a Metallica shirt and under him it says "DEMONIC" and has all this crap about going to hell, and how you go to hell, and then at the end it's like "Come to our church to change your life"....
TallicaFan2005
I assume you went to a really bad church....my church is nothing like that at all...the youth group evenhas Xbox and PS2 games!:o
No, but sometime I'm going to walk into churches and pass out atheist flyers, since they always pass their flyers out to me...
They'll have a guy with a cross and under it it will say something like "Are your kids zombies? Do they do anything you tell them? Do they have no life? Are they not allowed out past 6PM? Do you constantly tell them they are going to hell if they watch porn / play video games / listen to music? Do they go to happy-happy-joy summer camps? You need help!"
Seriously, one church around here has flyers where a kid is wearing a Metallica shirt and under him it says "DEMONIC" and has all this crap about going to hell, and how you go to hell, and then at the end it's like "Come to our church to change your life"....
TallicaFan2005
I assume you went to a really bad church....my church is nothing like that at all...the youth group evenhas Xbox and PS2 games!:o
No, but sometime I'm going to walk into churches and pass out atheist flyers, since they always pass their flyers out to me...
They'll have a guy with a cross and under it it will say something like "Are your kids zombies? Do they do anything you tell them? Do they have no life? Are they not allowed out past 6PM? Do you constantly tell them they are going to hell if they watch porn / play video games / listen to music? Do they go to happy-happy-joy summer camps? You need help!"
Seriously, one church around here has flyers where a kid is wearing a Metallica shirt and under him it says "DEMONIC" and has all this crap about going to hell, and how you go to hell, and then at the end it's like "Come to our church to change your life"....
Fireball2500
I assume you went to a really bad church....my church is nothing like that at all...the youth group evenhas Xbox and PS2 games!:oNo kidding. I understand the porn part but what the crap? What's up with the video games and music?
Rarely, but that doesn't mean you can cast me as a stereotype who thinks he is too good for church, or is clever and arrogant with his thoughts of religion.
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