Do you smoke? Why?

Smoke what exactly?
white_sox

lol. cigarettes.

I smoke because it's relaxing, enjoyable in both social and independent settings, and it relieves stress. -Keel-_basic

This. Also, I've heard that the best way to strengthen a part of your body is to work it out, so I figured this would be a good way to build up my lung capacity. So far it's iffy, but I'm sure I'll get over it soon enough.

[QUOTE="-Keel-_basic"]I smoke because it's relaxing, enjoyable in both social and independent settings, and it relieves stress. darkmoney52

This. Also, I've heard that the best way to strengthen a part of your body is to work it out, so I figured this would be a good way to build up my lung capacity. So far it's iffy, but I'm sure I'll get over it soon enough.

Huh? Filling your lungs with tar will help them alright...

[QUOTE="-Keel-_basic"]I smoke because it's relaxing, enjoyable in both social and independent settings, and it relieves stress. darkmoney52

This. Also, I've heard that the best way to strengthen a part of your body is to work it out, so I figured this would be a good way to build up my lung capacity. So far it's iffy, but I'm sure I'll get over it soon enough.

I hope to God you're not serious.

I smoke because it's relaxing, enjoyable in both social and independent settings, and it relieves stress. -Keel-_basic

It is very relaxing, especially when you go out on the front porch at night. Silence. I like it.

[QUOTE="-Keel-_basic"]I smoke because it's relaxing, enjoyable in both social and independent settings, and it relieves stress. darkmoney52

This. Also, I've heard that the best way to strengthen a part of your body is to work it out, so I figured this would be a good way to build up my lung capacity. So far it's iffy, but I'm sure I'll get over it soon enough.

this has to be the most retarded idea ive heard in a while. even more that when my friend smoke a tylenol. :|

[QUOTE="darkmoney52"]

[QUOTE="-Keel-_basic"]I smoke because it's relaxing, enjoyable in both social and independent settings, and it relieves stress. SSCyborg

This. Also, I've heard that the best way to strengthen a part of your body is to work it out, so I figured this would be a good way to build up my lung capacity. So far it's iffy, but I'm sure I'll get over it soon enough.

Huh? Filling your lungs with tar will help them alright...

I smoke one or two sticks when I'm drinking because I dont know any better thanks to the alcohol (well jk sorta - its just because it seems to balance it out for me).

But its not something that I must do. If its there I wont decline it. Never bought my own.

[QUOTE="SSCyborg"][QUOTE="darkmoney52"]

[QUOTE="-Keel-_basic"]I smoke because it's relaxing, enjoyable in both social and independent settings, and it relieves stress. white_sox

This. Also, I've heard that the best way to strengthen a part of your body is to work it out, so I figured this would be a good way to build up my lung capacity. So far it's iffy, but I'm sure I'll get over it soon enough.

Huh? Filling your lungs with tar will help them alright...

You don't start off serious and then branch off to sarcasm. Not at least without a break inbetween the two.

[QUOTE="white_sox"][QUOTE="SSCyborg"][QUOTE="darkmoney52"]

[QUOTE="-Keel-_basic"]I smoke because it's relaxing, enjoyable in both social and independent settings, and it relieves stress. SSCyborg

This. Also, I've heard that the best way to strengthen a part of your body is to work it out, so I figured this would be a good way to build up my lung capacity. So far it's iffy, but I'm sure I'll get over it soon enough.

Huh? Filling your lungs with tar will help them alright...

You don't start off serious and then branch off to sarcasm. Not at least without a break inbetween the two.

My bad, I didn't know the rules of sarcasm. From now on I'll do /sarcasm at the end every time I do that. Just for you :)

My bad, I didn't know the rules of sarcasm. From now on I'll do /sarcasm at the end every time I do that. Just for you :)

darkmoney52

No way. My dad smokes. When I was like 7 I found out it was bad for you and I hid all his cigarettes because I didn't want him to die.

Lung cancer. No thanks. Spending all that money. No thanks. The smell. No thanks.

There is no good reason to smoke, it's only to relieve an accquired dependancy which is very costly, health wise and financially.

Have a glass of milk instead.

[QUOTE="darkmoney52"]

My bad, I didn't know the rules of sarcasm. From now on I'll do /sarcasm at the end every time I do that. Just for you :)

white_sox

Or I will hunt you down. :x

No way. My dad smokes. When I was like 7 I found out it was bad for you and I hid all his cigarettes because I didn't want him to die.

Lung cancer. No thanks. Spending all that money. No thanks. The smell. No thanks.

There is no good reason to smoke, it's only to relieve an accquired dependancy which is very costly, health wise and financially.

bradleybhoy

Heh I did that.

He then screamed at me and I cried. :(

[QUOTE="bradleybhoy"]

No way. My dad smokes. When I was like 7 I found out it was bad for you and I hid all his cigarettes because I didn't want him to die.

Lung cancer. No thanks. Spending all that money. No thanks. The smell. No thanks.

There is no good reason to smoke, it's only to relieve an accquired dependancy which is very costly, health wise and financially.

SSCyborg

Heh I did that.

He then screamed at me and I cried. :(

:(

My dad just demanded to know where they were and he was getting really stressed. Then I saw that hiding them wouldn't fix anything.

[QUOTE="SSCyborg"][QUOTE="bradleybhoy"]

No way. My dad smokes. When I was like 7 I found out it was bad for you and I hid all his cigarettes because I didn't want him to die.

Lung cancer. No thanks. Spending all that money. No thanks. The smell. No thanks.

There is no good reason to smoke, it's only to relieve an accquired dependancy which is very costly, health wise and financially.

bradleybhoy

Heh I did that.

He then screamed at me and I cried. :(

:(

My dad just demanded to know where they were and he was getting really stressed. Then I saw that hiding them wouldn't fix anything.

I flushed them. >_>

[QUOTE="bradleybhoy"]

No way. My dad smokes. When I was like 7 I found out it was bad for you and I hid all his cigarettes because I didn't want him to die.

Lung cancer. No thanks. Spending all that money. No thanks. The smell. No thanks.

There is no good reason to smoke, it's only to relieve an accquired dependancy which is very costly, health wise and financially.

SSCyborg

Heh I did that.

He then screamed at me and I cried. :(

Huh, some people really need their fix. The angriest I've ever been was when I decided to stock up by buying a carton and my dog tried eating them. I didn't yell though, I figured digestive problems would be punishment enough.

No way. My dad smokes. When I was like 7 I found out it was bad for you and I hid all his cigarettes because I didn't want him to die.

Lung cancer. No thanks. Spending all that money. No thanks. The smell. No thanks.

There is no good reason to smoke, it's only to relieve an accquired dependancy which is very costly, health wise and financially.

Have a glass of milk instead.

bradleybhoy

Disagreed.

Yes, I smoke weed a few times a month. Why? If you have to ask that you have obviously never tried it. It pretty much makes everything more fun. EVERYTHING is better.MythofSisyphus

speaking of, how long does it stay in your system if you don't do it often at all?

Yes, I smoke weed a few times a month. Why? If you have to ask that you have obviously never tried it. It pretty much makes everything more fun. EVERYTHING is better.MythofSisyphus

We're talking about cigs...

[QUOTE="bradleybhoy"]

No way. My dad smokes. When I was like 7 I found out it was bad for you and I hid all his cigarettes because I didn't want him to die.

Lung cancer. No thanks. Spending all that money. No thanks. The smell. No thanks.

There is no good reason to smoke, it's only to relieve an accquired dependancy which is very costly, health wise and financially.

Have a glass of milk instead.

-Keel-_basic

Disagreed.

u shure?

u shure?

bradleybhoy

Damn, that's tempting. Is it acceptable to smoke while I drink the milk?

[QUOTE="white_sox"][QUOTE="darkmoney52"]

My bad, I didn't know the rules of sarcasm. From now on I'll do /sarcasm at the end every time I do that. Just for you :)

SSCyborg

Or I will hunt you down. :x

[QUOTE="SSCyborg"][QUOTE="white_sox"][QUOTE="darkmoney52"]

My bad, I didn't know the rules of sarcasm. From now on I'll do /sarcasm at the end every time I do that. Just for you :)

white_sox

Or I will hunt you down. :x

Wait, but what if you guys are being sarcastic? /sarcasm? I dunno what's what anymore...

Damn, that's tempting. Is it acceptable to smoke while I drink the milk?-Keel-_basic

I would prefer it if you accompanied each cigarette with a fresh glass of milk.

But smoking is bad for you. :(

But smoking is bad for you. :(

bradleybhoy

Nuh uh!

[QUOTE="bradleybhoy"]

But smoking is bad for you. :(

-Keel-_basic

Oh but it is mister.

Stop. Nao. Plz.

[QUOTE="-Keel-_basic"][QUOTE="bradleybhoy"]

But smoking is bad for you. :(

bradleybhoy

Oh but it is mister.

Stop. Nao. Plz.

lol ok, cleverspeller

I smoke because it's fun, it gets me high, it makes me look cool, and because it gives me something to do.

Really dude, if not for cigarettes, I'd never have an excuse to take a break during work. If I'm not smoking, what the hell else am I gonna do during my break? DRink a glass of water? Pfft, no, I can do that DURING work. Smoking is actually the ONLY thing that gives me a legitimate excuse to stop working. If I'm not smoking, then why do I even need a break at all?

Now, one could obviously go to the restroom during breaks, but I don't do that. If I've gotta take a dump at work, I am NOT doing it during my break. I'll do it BEFORE my break, then I'll clock out and have a cigarette, but I am NOT going to the restroom while I'm off the clock. **** that. Going to the restroom is an acceptable reason to stop working without clocking out, and I take full advantage of that.

Ples, if you're smoking, no one's going to say "Put that **** out and come back to work!" They're going to allow you to finish. It's an easy way to get 2-5 more minutes of break in. Especially if you think ahead and light up right before the end of break. Of course this probably only works on night shift jobs where everyone takes breaks at the same time. Dunno.