Favorite Movie Quote?

[QUOTE="chip_money"] Dark Helmet: I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.
Lone Starr: What's that make us?
Dark Helmet: Absolutely nothing! Which is what you are about to become.JustPlainLucas

God dammit, you stole mine! Well, let's see if anyone gets this one. "To the witch, wench!"

Well, not taking any from any major film so here goes:

"Times is a monster that cannot be reasoned with. It responds like a snail to our impatience, and then it races like a gazelle when you can't catch you breath." --Simon Birch

"Every word is part of a picture. Every sentence is a picture. All you do, is let your imagination connect them together." --The Mighty

Both are similar films by the way.

Thorpe89

[QUOTE="X360PS3AMD05"][QUOTE="Thorpe89"]

Well, not taking any from any major film so here goes:

"Times is a monster that cannot be reasoned with. It responds like a snail to our impatience, and then it races like a gazelle when you can't catch you breath." --Simon Birch

"Every word is part of a picture. Every sentence is a picture. All you do, is let your imagination connect them together." --The Mighty

Both are similar films by the way.

Thorpe89

You've seen them? :o

[QUOTE="zakkro"][QUOTE="dante_123456"]

here are some of my favorites;

 

- "My pain is constant and sharp and I do not hope for a better world for anyone, in fact I want my pain to be inflicted on others"

- "Do you believe in time travel?"

- "the path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is The Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee"

- "fear is the path to the dark side, fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering. I sense much fear in you"

- "may the schwartz be with you"

- "ehy must fireflies die so young?"

- "this is SPARTAAA!!!"

 

if anyone can guess all of these they get a cookie ;)

dante_123456

you get half a cookie, #4 is wrong, and you didn't get #1  

1. American psycho

4. Spaceballs

:D

[QUOTE="dante_123456"][QUOTE="zakkro"][QUOTE="dante_123456"]

here are some of my favorites;

- "My pain is constant and sharp and I do not hope for a better world for anyone, in fact I want my pain to be inflicted on others"

- "Do you believe in time travel?"

- "the path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is The Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee"

- "fear is the path to the dark side, fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering. I sense much fear in you"

- "may the schwartz be with you"

- "ehy must fireflies die so young?"

- "this is SPARTAAA!!!"

if anyone can guess all of these they get a cookie ;)

Taegukki

you get half a cookie, #4 is wrong, and you didn't get #1

1. American psycho

4. Spaceballs

:D

The quote of "Luke, I am your father" has to be one of the biggest offenders, if not the biggest, in film history, in regards to misquoting of a line --- for the record, this is the correct quote: "No, I am your father"

The quote of "Luke, I am your father" has to be one of the biggest offenders, if not the biggest, in film history, in regards to misquoting of a line --- for the record, this is the correct quote: "No, I am your father"

Link256

300:

Persian Messenger: This is Blasphemy, This is Madness!

King Leonidas: Madness? This is Sparta!!!!

soulfood4

/thread. 

If you shoot me in a dream, you'd better wake up and apologize - Reservoir Dogs

A very simple and amusing one, but it has been in my mind for several years now.  

I can't believe the mother of all movie quotes has been missed out:

'Say hello to my little friend!' - Tony Montana [Scarface]

From Pirates of the Caribbean 2:
Davey Jones: I *am* the sea!

"It's not who we are underneath, it's what we do that defines us."
Batman Begins.

"Hasta la vista ,Baby".Hater3000

That's also my favorite. :)

Vincent: I was washing 'em. But this **** hard to get off. Maybe if I had Lava or something, I coulda done a better job.
Jules: I used the same ****in' soap you did and when I got finished, the towel didn't look like no god-damn Maxi-Pad.

-- Pulp fiction

I thought that quote was hilarious :lol:

"Madrid was filled with the stench of -pardon my language - food. It was indecent." -the phantom of liberty.

"What Ronald Farber doesn't know is that it's not length that matters, it's width." -happiness

"I thought I heard a stranger. We've got chicken tonight. Strangest damn things. They're man made. Little damn things. Smaller than my fist. But they're new. Hi, I'm Bill." - eraserhead

"Also, you'll find a pair of safety glasses and some earplugs under your seats. Please feel free to use them.  " -rushmore

Resevouir Dogs when they are talking about "Like A Virgin"Solid_Link22

:lol: I love that part

The quote of "Luke, I am your father" has to be one of the biggest offenders, if not the biggest, in film history, in regards to misquoting of a line --- for the record, this is the correct quote: "No, I am your father"

Link256

Another famously misquoted line is "Play it again, Sam" from Casablanca. The actual line is "Play it once, Sam. For old time's sake".

While we're on the subject:

"What is your nationality?"
"I'm a drunkard."

"Adios, Amigos!"

"Luke, I am your father!"

"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

That definately ranks up near the top.

Calkaimainer

"The horror....... the horror......."nickmag

"What the eyes see, and the ears hear, the mind believes"

"Every man dies, but not every man really lives"

"Never hate your enemies, it clouds your judgement"

[QUOTE="dante_123456"][QUOTE="zakkro"][QUOTE="dante_123456"]

here are some of my favorites;

 

- "My pain is constant and sharp and I do not hope for a better world for anyone, in fact I want my pain to be inflicted on others"

- "Do you believe in time travel?"

- "the path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is The Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee"

- "fear is the path to the dark side, fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering. I sense much fear in you"

- "may the schwartz be with you"

- "ehy must fireflies die so young?"

- "this is SPARTAAA!!!"

 

if anyone can guess all of these they get a cookie ;)

Taegukki

you get half a cookie, #4 is wrong, and you didn't get #1

1. American psycho

4. Spaceballs

:D

*gives Taegukki a cookie* :D 

"Stop trying to controll everything and just let go!" - Fight Club

FireXero

Tyler Durden: [the Narrator is trying to disarm a car bomb of nitroglycerin] You don't know which wire to pull.
Narrator: I know everything you do, so if you know I know.
Tyler Durden: Or maybe, since I knew you'd know I spent all days thinking about the wrong wires.
[Narrator pauses]

The quote of "Luke, I am your father" has to be one of the biggest offenders, if not the biggest, in film history, in regards to misquoting of a line --- for the record, this is the correct quote: "No, I am your father"

Link256

"The greatest trick the Devil ever played was convincing the world he doesn't exist." - Devil's Advocate, although I may not have it word for word.JustPlainLucas

"Napoleon, like anyone could even know that!"

--Kip

"Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition." -V in V for Vendetta.

"So do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us. There are other forces at work in this world Frodo, besides the will of evil. Bilbo was meant to find the Ring. In which case, you were also meant to have it. And that is an encouraging thought." -Gandalf, Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring.

"Gimli: Oh come on, we can take 'em.
Aragorn: It's a long way.
Gimli: Toss me.
Aragorn: What?
Gimli: I cannot jump the distance, you'll have to toss me.
[pauses, looks up at Aragorn]
Gimli: Don't tell the elf.
Aragorn: Not a word" -Gimli and Aragorn, Lord of the Rings: Two Towers

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGVR7EnN4K

From Commando; Taste some steel, Bennet!

It's just so funny lol 

"Are you going to bark all day little doggy? Or are you gonna bite?"

Reservoir Dogs Mr.Blonde 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGVR7EnN4K

SaintLeonidas

[QUOTE="SaintLeonidas"]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGVR7EnN4K

zakkro

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGVAR7EnN4k

 Labyrinth "Just Fear me,Love me,Do as  I say and I will be your Slave"

Carter:  "The rat takes the cheese, The rat takes the cheese, Hi-ho, the derry-o, The rat takes the cheese, The cheese stands alone, The cheese stands alone, Hi-ho, the derry-o, The cheese stands alone. Don't you see it Shmally?"

Shmally: "See what?"

Carter: "The cheese stands alone! I eat cheese!"

Shmally: "I know you do. I've seen you."

This might not an exact quote since its from memory but it always cracks me up.

Its from the moive Scorched 

"I killed you, Mr. Anderson. I watched you die... with a certain satisfaction, I might add. Then something happened. something that I knew was impossible, but it happened anyway. You destroyed me, Mr. Anderson. After that, I understood the rules, I knew what I was supposed to do, but I didn't. I couldn't. I was compelled to stay, compelled to disobey. And now, here I stand because of you, Mr. Anderson. Because of you, I'm no longer an Agent of this system. Because of you, I've changed. I'm unplugged. A new man, so to speak. Like you, apparently, free." slorg_king

 gasp :o you forgot the congratulations from neo

but that is an awesome quote