Favorite Movie Quote?

A bunch of quotes from Ghost In the Shell the movie...

If I could take some series into the bunch, I would say evangelion with Kirai! Kirai! Mina Kirai! Tai Kirai! which mean I hate everything and everyone.

yeah baby!

Radar Operator: Colonel, you better have a look at this radar.
Colonel: What is it, son?
Radar Operator: I don't know, sir, but it looks like a giant...
Jet Pilot: Dick. Dick, take a look out of starboard.
Co-Pilot: Oh my God, it looks like a huge...
Bird-Watching Woman: Pecker.
Bird-Watching Man: [raising binoculars] Ooh, Where?
Bird-Watching Woman: Over there. What sort of bird is that? Wait, it's not a woodpecker, it looks like someone's...
Army Sergeant: Privates. We have reports of an unidentified flying object. It has a long, smooth shaft, complete with...
Baseball Umpire: Two balls.
[looking up from game]
Baseball Umpire: What is that. It looks just like an enormous...
Chinese Teacher: Wang. pay attention.
Wang: I was distracted by that giant flying...
Musician: Willie.
Willie: Yeah?
Musician: What's that?
Willie: [squints] Well, that looks like a huge...
Colonel: Johnson.
Radar Operator: Yes, sir?
Colonel: Get on the horn to British Intelligence and let them know about this.

Basil: Did we get Dr. Evil?
Radar Operator: No, sir, he got away in that big spaceship that looks like a huge...
Teacher: Penis The male reproductive organ. Also known as tallywhacker, schlong, or...
Friendly Dad: Wiener? Any of your kids want another wiener?
Friendly Son: Dad, what's that?
Friendly Dad: I don't know, son, but it has great big...
Peanut Vendor: Nuts. Hot, salty nuts. Who wants some?...
Peanut Vendor: Lord Almighty!
Woman: That looks just like my husband's...
Circus Barker: ONE-EYED MONSTER. Step right up and see the One-eyed Monster!
Cyclops: RARRR.
Cyclops: Hey, what's that? It looks like a...
Fan: Woody. Woody Harrelson. Could I have your autograph?
Woody: Sure. Oh, my Lord! Look at that thing!
Fan: It's so huge.
Woody: No, I've seen bigger. That's...
Dr. Evil: Just a little prick

Basil Exposition: The Cold War's over.
Austin Powers: Ah, finally those capitalist pigs will pay for their crimes, eh? Eh, comrades? Eh?
Basil Exposition: Austin, we won.
Austin Powers: Oh, groovy, smashing. Yay capitalism!

just thought id post these, not the best quotes, but good for a laugh

Harmonica: I saw three of these dusters a short time ago, they were waiting for a train. Inside the dusters, there were three men.
Cheyenne: So?
Harmonica: Inside the men, there were three bullets.

"there's only one return, and its not of the king its of the jedi" clerks 2

"i wasn't supposed to be here today" clerks

"you had me at hello" jerry maguire

"mom, is that you, i had this dream" back to the future 1 2 and 3

"are you giving up on your dream"
"no, i'm just persuing a new one" cheaper by the dozen

"i'm the daddy now" scum

"in okinawa, belt mean, no need rope, hold up trouser, ha ha ha ha" the karate kid

and yeah, as some said earlier... just about everyting from Pulp Fiction

"Aye, fight and you may die. Run and you'll live --at least a while. And dying in your beds many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one chance, just one chance to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take our freedom" -Willam Wallace

Braveheart.

Women have a way of... complicating things! - Sean Bean as Odysseus, king of Ithica in Troy

truer words have ne'er been spoken...

I had always heard your entire life flashes in front of your eyes the second before you die. First of all, that one second isn't a second at all, it stretches on forever, like an ocean of time... For me, it was lying on my back at Boy Scout camp, watching falling stars... And yellow leaves, from the maple trees, that lined my street... Or my grandmother's hands, and the way her skin seemed like paper... And the first time I saw my cousin Tony's brand new Firebird... And Janie... And Janie... And... Carolyn. I guess I could be pretty pissed off about what happened to me... but it's hard to stay mad, when there's so much beauty in the world. Sometimes I feel like I'm seeing it all at once, and it's too much, my heart fills up like a balloon that's about to burst... And then I remember to relax, and stop trying to hold on to it, and then it flows through me like rain and I can't feel anything but gratitude for every single moment of my stupid little life... You have no idea what I'm talking about, I'm sure. But don't worry... you will someday.

-American Beauty 

• "If it bleeds, we can kill it."
• "You are one, ugly motherf***er."
  
  Both from Predator.

It's from The Bad News Bears, the version that came out in the 70's.  I'll post the link to it on IMDB, because I don't wanna risk getting modded if I post the whole thing here.  It's the second quote on the list. And this was a family film, mind you.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0074174/quotes

Let's see a family film today get away with a line like THAT.

Oh I have to add one from Dr Strangelove:

"Gentlemen you can't fight in here, this is the war room!" 

That'll do pig, that'll do.

Babe

 

Labyrinth "Just Fear me,Love me,Do as I say and I will be your Slave"

melrose53

GET TO TEH CHOPTER!
GRAP MY HAND!

DO YOU WANT DISAPLIN!

Oh I have to add one from Dr Strangelove:

"Gentlemen you can't fight in here, this is the war room!"

nickmag

That line makes me laugh every time I hear it. That whole movie was fantastic.

"Animals could be bred, and SLAUGHTERED!" - Dr Strangelove(not funny unless you know what's going on in the movie at the time)

Vincent-"Jules, didn't you ever hear the philosophy that whenever a man admits that he is wrong, he is immediately forgiven for any wrongdoings, have you ever heard that?"
Jules-"Man, get outta my face with that (crap). Whoever said that never had to pick up itty-bitty pieces of skull on account of your dumb ass"
Vincent-"...I'm a racecar alright, and you got me in the red.  And I'm just saying, I'm just saying, that it's dangerous to have a racecar in the red, that's all I'm saying.I could blow."
Jules-"Oh, you ready to blow? Well I'm a mushroom cloud layin' mother******, mother******! Everytime my fingers touch brain, I'm superfly TNT, I'm the guns of the navarone!...In fact, what am I doin in the back? You're the one that should be on brain detail! We're switchin'"

^Cleaned that up a little, from Pulp Fiction 

"so why us?"
"Cos some damn fool acused you of being the best"

"Dillon! You sonova*****"

"Whats the matter? DA got you pushing too many pencils"

"YOU SET US UP!!!"

"If it bleeds, we can kill it"

"Bull*** billy, you aint afraid of no man"
"theres somthing out there, and it aint no man"

Some people eat bugs......... EWWW!

[Dead Man on Campus] 

"Life is pain, your highness. Anyone who says otherwise is selling something!"

-The Princess Bride

Goonies never say die!   -the GOONIES

Heyyy youuuu guyyssss - goonies

Frank Cotton: I thought I'd gone to the limits. I hadn't. The Cenobites gave me an experience beyond limits... pain and pleasure, indivisible.

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Kirsty Cotton: Who are you?
Lead Cenobite: Explorers in the further regions of experience. Demons to some. Angels to others.

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Kirsty Cotton Wait! 
Pinhead: No more deals child, it is your flesh we want to experience, not your skill at bargaining.
Kirsty Cotton: No deals, just information, just information!
Pinhead: Go on... but trick us again child, and your suffering will be legendary even in Hell!

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Pinhead: Save your tears. I'll reap your sorrow slowly. I have centuries to discover the things that make you whimper.

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Pinhead: Down the dark decades of your pain, this will seem like a memory of Heaven

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The Priest: Demons aren't real. Theyre parables, metaphors.
Joey: [as the doors open and Pinhead enters] Then what the f*ck is that?

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Security Guard 1: Don't make us put some pain on you!
Pinhead: Pain? How dare you use that word?
Security Guard 2: He's got... pins in his head.
Pinhead: What you think of as pain, is a shadow. Pain has a face. Allow me to show it to you. Gentlemen, I... Am... Pain

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Pinhead: [to Paul while looking at the Earth] Glorious, is it not? The creatures who walk its surface, always looking to the light, never seeing the untold oceans of darkness beyond. There are more humans alive today than in all of its pitiful history. The Garden of Eden. A garden of flesh.

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What  good is steel without the hand that wields it? - LOTR

"frankly my dear...."thephoenix365

"...I don't give a damn." :) 

Thomas Builds-the-Fire: "Hey Victor! I'm sorry 'bout your dad."
Victor Joseph: "How'd you hear about it?"
Thomas Builds-the-Fire: "I heard it on the wind. I heard it from the birds. I felt it in the sunlight.  And your mom was just in here cryin'."

Thomas Builds-the-Fire: "Sometimes it's a good day to die, sometimes it's a good day to have breakfast."

 
-Smoke Signals

"so why us?"
"Cos some damn fool acused you of being the best"

"Dillon! You sonova*****"

"Whats the matter? DA got you pushing too many pencils"

"YOU SET US UP!!!"

"If it bleeds, we can kill it"

"Bull*** billy, you aint afraid of no man"
"theres somthing out there, and it aint no man"

Bandit_Haze

FIGHT CLUB

The 1st rule of Fight Club:

You do not talk about FIGHT CLUB.

The 2nd rule of Fight Club:

You DO NOT talk about FIGHT CLUB.

Clerks

Just Because They Serve You... Doesn't Mean They Like You.

"I'm not even supposed to be here today!" - Dante

This Job Sucks.

"I'll stick that bat up your ass and turn you into a popsicle"

[QUOTE="thephoenix365"]"frankly my dear...."tomxizor

"...I don't give a damn." :) 

"I'm the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work" - Devil Rejects

and

"Heres Johnny!" - The Shining.

[QUOTE="tomxizor"]

[QUOTE="thephoenix365"]"frankly my dear...."wielgy

"...I don't give a damn." :)

That was by far the cheesiest moment in Battle Royale, aside from the fact that Kawada was pitching a tent while he was dying. :) That fruity little bastard....

"people say evil prevails wehn good men fail to act, what they should say is evil prevails."

-Lord of war

SAURON221

Jack Valentine- I would tell you to go to hell, but I think you're already there.

Simeon Weisz- Bullets change governments far surer than votes.  

Yuri Orlov- Where there's a will, there' a weapon.

and my favorite

Yuri Orlov- I'd shipped millions  of bullets across international boundaries, and the one that gets me caught is the one buried in my dead brother's chest.

and one I wanna put in just because I have to censor every other word.

You ****! You ****ing ****! You ****- you ****ing ****! What the **** is the matter with you?

7/18 of that quote is cussing, and that's the actual quote from IMDB.