Giant Spiders Invade Australian Town

EEeeeeeeeek!

Australia is known around the world for its large and deadly creepy crawlies, but even locals have been shocked by the size of the giant venomous spiders that have invaded an Outback town in Queensland.

Scores of eastern tarantulas, which are known as "bird-eating spiders" and can grow larger than the palm of a man's hand, have begun crawling out from gardens and venturing into public spaces in Bowen, a coastal town about 700 miles northwest of Brisbane.

I think God hates Australia. What more proof do you need than all the huge-ass spiders?:cry:

Seriously, I think I'd use my 12ga on that thing. I wouldn't chance anything else.

I've always been amused that the second most poisonous snake in the world resides in Australia and is called the common brown snake.

Is it the same in New Zealand? :(

That is really disgusting! :x

It makes sense. Don't they have legalized gay marriage there?Engrish_Major

I've always been amused that the second most poisonous snake in the world resides in Australia and is called the common brown snake.

Lord_Daemon

Hit that with a well-furled newspaper

I actually don't have a problem with spiders, I would keep the bigger ones as pets when I was a kid.

It makes sense. Don't they have legalized gay marriage there?Engrish_Major

So that's one of them legally married, gay spiders?! :o

That's not too bad. I remember I saw a spider bigger than my head. Almost like those head hopper in the movie Aliens. The web was across two trees and the I see every single thread clearly. That was rather scary. No one do anything to it because it is in a national park.magicalclick

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I mean what- AAAARRRGGGHH!!!!!

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Hit that with a well-furled newspaper

kingofcosmos231

[QUOTE="Engrish_Major"]It makes sense. Don't they have legalized gay marriage there?Pirate700

So that's one of them legally married, gay spiders?! :o

[QUOTE="Lord_Daemon"]

I've always been amused that the second most poisonous snake in the world resides in Australia and is called the common brown snake.

MarioRPGer

Well not quite as the poisonous variety of the "Daddy Long Legs" spiders are unable to penetrate the flesh of a human so the only way their poison could hurt you is if you were to milk a bunch of them and inject it into your body. The Brown Recluse on the other hand....

Note to self: never go to Australlia. :?

It makes sense. Don't they have legalized gay marriage there?Engrish_Major

I would assume this is karma for all those convicts being sent there as "punishment".

[QUOTE="Lord_Daemon"]

I've always been amused that the second most poisonous snake in the world resides in Australia and is called the common brown snake.

MarioRPGer

Note to self: never go to Australlia. :?

DJ-Lafleur

Lolth approves xaos

Is that...is that mind flayer gang signing?!

:shock::| Oh my god..

[QUOTE="xaos"]Lolth approves Lord_Daemon

Is that...is that mind flayer gang signing?!

Crikey! That's no Crickey, that a spidor!

[QUOTE="DJ-Lafleur"]

Note to self: never go to Australlia. :?

th3warr1or

The hot girls in Australlia are probably just giant spiders in disguise!

I won't fall for those 8-legged freaks' tricks! :x

Lolth approves xaos

Is that...is that mind flayer gang signing?!

Lol funny. Health bars. Wait till they upgrade to lvl 5 armor and spellcasting powers. then Australia will fall.

Wow,that is 100% win. Gotta love that old humor mixed with D&D.mattykovax

[QUOTE="mattykovax"]Wow,that is 100% win. Gotta love that old humor mixed with D&D.Teenaged

You shouldn't, I didn't know the reference either. :P

[QUOTE="mattykovax"]Wow,that is 100% win. Gotta love that old humor mixed with D&D.Teenaged

[QUOTE="mattykovax"]Wow,that is 100% win. Gotta love that old humor mixed with D&D.Teenaged

[QUOTE="Teenaged"]

[QUOTE="mattykovax"]Wow,that is 100% win. Gotta love that old humor mixed with D&D.mattykovax

[QUOTE="mattykovax"][QUOTE="Teenaged"]Should I feel stupid that I didnt get the reference...? :P :( :cry:

[QUOTE="Teenaged"]

[QUOTE="mattykovax"]No. they are dark elves in the picture,the creature with tentacles coming off its face is a mindflayer. D&D pretty much, I think the picture itself is probably forgotten realms. Mix it with Lord Daemon and Xaos's humor and instant win for a D&D geek like me.mattykovax

[QUOTE="Teenaged"]

[QUOTE="mattykovax"]Wow,that is 100% win. Gotta love that old humor mixed with D&D.xaos

It makes sense. Don't they have legalized gay marriage there?Engrish_Major

[QUOTE="kingofcosmos231"]

Hit that with a well-furled newspaper

Engrish_Major

Sod that I would want to nail that with a shotgun ala Resident Evil.

We must warn freek666!cyberdarkkid

He's already gone, man! He's already gone.:cry:

8 legged freaks