Giant Spiders Invade Australian Town

[QUOTE="cyberdarkkid"]We must warn freek666!Theokhoth

He's already gone, man! He's already gone.:cry:

[QUOTE="Theokhoth"]

[QUOTE="cyberdarkkid"]We must warn freek666!cyberdarkkid

He's already gone, man! He's already gone.:cry:

We MUST nuke it now, and begin preparations to evacuate the people, koalas, and kangaroos in case we need to do the whole island.duxup

That there is one big spider mate. Good thing I don't live there.

Seriously, I think I'd use my 12ga on that thing. I wouldn't chance anything else.

Pirate700

Live footage from Queensland.

All I have to say is...actually I don't have anything to say.

[QUOTE="Pirate700"]

Seriously, I think I'd use my 12ga on that thing. I wouldn't chance anything else.

Dub_c6969

[QUOTE="Teenaged"]

[QUOTE="mattykovax"]No. they are dark elves in the picture,the creature with tentacles coming off its face is a mindflayer. D&D pretty much, I think the picture itself is probably forgotten realms. Mix it with Lord Daemon and Xaos's humor and instant win for a D&D geek like me.mattykovax

Die eight legged freaks!

*grabs shotgun

*blasts spider away

Which is why you should never go to Australia.

They have spiders that can do this:

[QUOTE="mattykovax"][QUOTE="Teenaged"]I just dont see what that has to do with spiders, but, oh well... :P

xaos

I hate spiders. And tofu.

I hate spiders so much they are one of the scariest things on Earth

Atleast they wont have to worry about finding this in their bed ^^

[QUOTE="Dub_c6969"][QUOTE="Pirate700"]

Seriously, I think I'd use my 12ga on that thing. I wouldn't chance anything else.

martialbullet

omfg, I'd hate to see the scorpions!

[QUOTE="Engrish_Major"]It makes sense. Don't they have legalized gay marriage there?xaos

[QUOTE="xaos"][QUOTE="Engrish_Major"]It makes sense. Don't they have legalized gay marriage there?scorch-62

camel spiders are bigger:?gamergirl17

If that thing ever lands on my body, I would die sooner of a heart attack than poison.:lol:

camel spiders are bigger:?gamergirl17

Wow, that bugs me.

:o

:cry: We're dead! WE ARE DEAD!!! :cry:

*Breathes deeply* Ok, here's the plan:

First, we nuke the water around Australia in order to flood the island as much as possible. Then, we launch all our non-nuclear missiles at the landmass. Of course, this will do little to dissuade these demonic creatures. From here, all we can do is leave our fate in the hands of:

It makes sense. Don't they have legalized gay marriage there?Engrish_Major

[QUOTE="Lord_Daemon"]

I've always been amused that the second most poisonous snake in the world resides in Australia and is called the common brown snake.

MarioRPGer

These threads are so annoying. America has bears, badgers and crazy ass badgers. I'd fear GIANT LUMBERING BEAR breaking down my front door and stealing my porridge (what?) more than a little spider I could spray with bug spray.

I've always been amused that the second most poisonous snake in the world resides in Australia and is called the common brown snake.

Lord_Daemon

Brown snakes are pretty mellow, if you came close to them they would mostly be scared off. Tiger snakes are the ones you have to be careful with, they are aggressive.

if i saw that in my house, i swear i would faint.

As an Australian and reading this thread I'm starting to think everyone in the rest of the world are wimps.

These threads are so annoying. America has bears, badgers and crazy ass badgers. I'd fear GIANT LUMBERING BEAR breaking down my front door and stealing my porridge (what?) more than a little spider I could spray with bug spray.

DigitalExile

I'm terrified of spiders that have some thickness to them. I'm too terrified to even grab them with a tissue to throw them outside. I vacuum those little ****.

Oh god I can not even stand looking at that picture. Call me a little girl but damn! That is creepy man! I am not going to Australia ever!

I am pretty sure I would leave my house and never come back if I saw that crawling around. Or get the cops down to shoot it. Ugh.