Girl Arrested for Texting; Hides Phone in Butt

funny story enjoy

http://www.tomsguide.com/us/sms-text-samsung-phone,news-3492.html

[QUOTE="thebosshank"]Really? Arresting her for texting? What's the crime? "Lying that you had a cell phone"? That's ridiculous, any 2 bit lawyer can get her off. I agree on some detention, maybe suspension...but being arrested? I've been busted texting in class when I was in high school, it's really not that serious.duxup

Actually being charged as a minor is more serious than you think these days...for example, when I was enlisting for the military they looked at my COMPLETE background, even charges as a minor and things that were "sealed" and expunged. (Good thing I had a squeaky clean record)

[QUOTE="gameguy6700"]

[QUOTE="thebosshank"]Really? Arresting her for texting? What's the crime? "Lying that you had a cell phone"? That's ridiculous, any 2 bit lawyer can get her off. I agree on some detention, maybe suspension...but being arrested? I've been busted texting in class when I was in high school, it's really not that serious.entropyecho

She was arrested for lying to the police. You know, obstruction of justice charges.

Completely asinine if you ask me.

Yeah, butt she was a dumbass for doing what she did.

Seriously though, this incident shows why paddling needs to be brought back to schools. Not because I think it would have stopped this incident from even occuring, but rather because had the teacher paddled her after she stashed her phone away this story would be nothing short of epic win.

What what?

In the butt?

-Misanthropic-

[QUOTE="entropyecho"][QUOTE="gameguy6700"]

She was arrested for lying to the police. You know, obstruction of justice charges.

gameguy6700

Completely asinine if you ask me.

Yeah, butt she was a dumbass for doing what she did.

Seriously though, this incident shows why paddling needs to be brought back to schools. Not because I think it would have stopped this incident from even occuring, but rather because had the teacher paddled her after she stashed her phone away this story would be nothing short of epic win.

No, it's not the teachers job to teach the student how to act. People act like teachers are the second parent, they are there to teach, not to be the disciplinarian. And you would feel okay letting someone else hit your child?

[QUOTE="duxup"][QUOTE="thebosshank"]Really? Arresting her for texting? What's the crime? "Lying that you had a cell phone"? That's ridiculous, any 2 bit lawyer can get her off. I agree on some detention, maybe suspension...but being arrested? I've been busted texting in class when I was in high school, it's really not that serious.thebosshank

Actually being charged as a minor is more serious than you think these days...for example, when I was enlisting for the military they looked at my COMPLETE background, even charges as a minor and things that were "sealed" and expunged. (Good thing I had a squeaky clean record)

[QUOTE="thebosshank"]

[QUOTE="duxup"] Hire a lawyer for that? It is hardly worth doing that to fight some wussy charge on a minor. That would cost far more than it is worth.duxup

Actually being charged as a minor is more serious than you think these days...for example, when I was enlisting for the military they looked at my COMPLETE background, even charges as a minor and things that were "sealed" and expunged. (Good thing I had a squeaky clean record)

lol, you may be right...But I still would fight it (easy win) just to maintain a clean record.

[QUOTE="gameguy6700"][QUOTE="entropyecho"]

Completely asinine if you ask me.

thebosshank

Yeah, butt she was a dumbass for doing what she did.

Seriously though, this incident shows why paddling needs to be brought back to schools. Not because I think it would have stopped this incident from even occuring, but rather because had the teacher paddled her after she stashed her phone away this story would be nothing short of epic win.

No, it's not the teachers job to teach the student how to act. People act like teachers are the second parent, they are there to teach, not to be the disciplinarian. And you would feel okay letting someone else hit your child?

Think about it for a second: Girl has a phone up her ass, claims she doesn't. Teacher calls her bluff and breaks out the paddle. What do you think is going to happen at this point? Whatever does happen I gurantee you it would be at least 10x funnier than the level of funny the current story is at.

And for the record I'm against corporal punishment in schools. I'm just saying, were it allowed this story would have gotten a lot more interesting.

lol, you may be right...But I still would fight it (easy win) just to maintain a clean record.thebosshank

Nevermind!!!

Disregard that post forever.

i would have laughed if she got a message when she had it up there :lol:leonard88

and the phone was on vibrate :lol:

It wasn't actually inside her butt...Englando_IV

that's what I said the jokes just aren't funny knowing that...

texting during class is completly useless. What is so important that you have to tell someone immediatly and you can't wait until the end of class? Honestly what do people text to each other "hey im in science class where are you?" "math class" "that sucks" "yeah it does" Is that really important at all??Dawq902

Argh! Texting and Twilight, the plagues of America...tktomo01

yes because america is the only place with texting and twilight madness lol

is anybody else picturing them calling her phone while its in her butt? I am.Serraph105

[QUOTE="Serraph105"]is anybody else picturing them calling her phone while its in her butt? I am.-Misanthropic-

Girls at my school put it in their chest.

[QUOTE="-Misanthropic-"][QUOTE="Serraph105"]is anybody else picturing them calling her phone while its in her butt? I am.Serraph105

I could work to that.

The teacher shouldn't have called the police but the girl's an idiot. As soon as she's out of trouble, her dad will probably give it back too.

Why does she even bother going to school if she's going to behave like that?duxup

For once it works! "IN THE BUTT"

I am texting... in the butt! Lol! :)

funny story enjoy

http://www.tomsguide.com/us/sms-text-samsung-phone,news-3492.html

nimatoad2000

Arrested and fined for texting in school? There is better things police officers could be doing. Like saving lives.foxhound_fox

For once it works! "IN THE BUTT"

I am texting... in the butt! Lol! :)

Algor44

I lol'd.

[QUOTE="entropyecho"]

[QUOTE="Guppy507"]Now, I may be completely wrong in assuming this, but isn't there an alternative hiding place that a girl has that would be more accomodating of an object such as a cell phone? Not to mention a lot less painful...Guppy507

All they had to do was ask her to speak and they would have found out it was in her mouth.

:lol: not what I meant >_>

well, it does depend on whether she's a virgin or not or whether her hymen has already been broken. If it's not broken, then insertting it in there would be rather painful, not to mention she would've bled right through her pants! But still.....That's one funny ass story! :D

[QUOTE="Guppy507"][QUOTE="entropyecho"]

All they had to do was ask her to speak and they would have found out it was in her mouth.

StryderK

:lol: not what I meant >_>

well, it does depend on whether she's a virgin or not or whether her hymen has already been broken. If it's not broken, then insertting it in there would be rather painful, not to mention she would've bled right through her pants! But still.....That's one funny ass story! :D

[QUOTE="StryderK"]

oh_god_ya

well, it does depend on whether she's a virgin or not or whether her hymen has already been broken. If it's not broken, then insertting it in there would be rather painful, not to mention she would've bled right through her pants! But still.....That's one funny ass story! :D

But it would hurt a lot LESS than inserting it up THERE! :lol: The woman's....thing....is designed by nature to streach out and expand to accomated the man's you know what....That PLACE isn't! And besides, when it goes wet the pain is usually gone anyways! That PLACE.....:lol:, so yeah, the argument there is that it would hurt LESS! :lol: