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#51 Serraph105
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[QUOTE="pianist"]

[QUOTE="black_cat19"]

I'm 21 and I still get "spontaneous" tents from time to time, and I have done so ever since I hit puberty...

Is there something wrong with me? :o

mrbojangles25

I doubt it. Doesn't happen to me, but apparently it happens to others.

I am 26 and it happens to me still haha

well, not that often when I am just sitting there.

but if I am a passenger in a car on a bumpy road? Heyooooooooo!

if I'm alone and in front of a computer and it happens randomly I just consider myself in luck :lol:
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#52 Joshywaa
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"Sorry, baby, but i'am just one WILD AND CRAZY GUY!!!"

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#53 th3warr1or
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[QUOTE="th3warr1or"][QUOTE="pianist"]

Well, you can avoid this problem by focusing on the conversation, not what she looks like. As an added benefit, this can help you avoid making a stupid decision and pursuing someone who really isn't for you.

Dylan_11
It's not sexual though.. Like it happens when I need to piss really really urgently.

That's.....odd......

No it isn't. Have you had to pee really really badly as a kid? You'll probably pitch a really small tent.
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#54 Dylan_11
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[QUOTE="Dylan_11"][QUOTE="th3warr1or"] It's not sexual though.. Like it happens when I need to piss really really urgently. th3warr1or
That's.....odd......

No it isn't. Have you had to pee really really badly as a kid? You'll probably pitch a really small tent.

Wow. No. I don't pitch a tent when I have to pee really badly.

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#55 II_Seraphim_II
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[QUOTE="pianist"]

[QUOTE="black_cat19"]

I'm 21 and I still get "spontaneous" tents from time to time, and I have done so ever since I hit puberty...

Is there something wrong with me? :o

mrbojangles25

I doubt it. Doesn't happen to me, but apparently it happens to others.

I am 26 and it happens to me still haha

well, not that often when I am just sitting there.

but if I am a passenger in a car on a bumpy road? Heyooooooooo!

lol, that must suck. I haven't had it happen to me in a long time and definitely not over nothing sexual. I mean if Rosario Dawson walked into the room naked, obviously we would have a "situation' down there. But I rarely ever get it from just talking to a girl and never from non-sexually arousing experiences.

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#56 MrLions
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I don't put up tents in the kitchen.dodgerblue13
:lol: man those never get old.
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#57 SunofVich
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Thank god I wear briefs. Although if the "tent" is up in the wrong position, it can be rather painful.

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#58 FatPurry
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Wow. This thread is amazing! :lol:

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#59 II_Seraphim_II
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Thank god I wear briefs. Although if the "tent" is up in the wrong position, it can be rather painful.

SunofVich
Do you ever use the c.lassic "through the pocket" adjustment technique?
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#60 Wolfetan
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Im not a perv so... yes it has happened:P

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#61 ProjectTrinity
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Ohhh. I don't have that problem. :3 I'm too much of a picky jerk. They never cause tents here. =p That isn't to say I can say the same to girls who are really close to me. =p
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#62 II_Seraphim_II
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Ohhh. I don't have that problem. :3 I'm too much of a picky jerk. They never cause tents here. =p That isn't to say I can say the same to girls who are really close to me. =pProjectTrinity
Your girls can "pitch tents"? Dude....are you sure they are girls? :P
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#63 VendettaRed07
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I pretended to tie my shoes and thought about the holocaust

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#64 ProjectTrinity
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[QUOTE="ProjectTrinity"]Ohhh. I don't have that problem. :3 I'm too much of a picky jerk. They never cause tents here. =p That isn't to say I can say the same to girls who are really close to me. =pII_Seraphim_II
Your girls can "pitch tents"? Dude....are you sure they are girls? :P

Ahahahahahhaa! Ahhhh man! You should have trolled me for messing that up! :lol: My bad. XD I meant the other way around: Girls...or in this case, a girl who is close to me is capable of turning me on. =d
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#65 xionvalkyrie
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Poke her with it and see how she responds.

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Roseanne! Roseanne! Roseanne!
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#67 tocool340
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I usually slouch over to make it less noticeable and making it less painful since my john would be trying to push it's way out of my pants facing downward. I try to think of something that would calm me down. Then the girl turns away, I put mt hands in my pants to readjust myself to point upward instead of downward....
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#68 zbdyx
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I adjust it. I'll do it in front of her face. I see no big deal in it. I got a boner. Oh well.
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#69 tocool340
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[QUOTE="SunofVich"]

Thank god I wear briefs. Although if the "tent" is up in the wrong position, it can be rather painful.

II_Seraphim_II
Do you ever use the c.lassic "through the pocket" adjustment technique?

Pockets aren't big enough for me....:(
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#70 II_Seraphim_II
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[QUOTE="II_Seraphim_II"][QUOTE="SunofVich"]

Thank god I wear briefs. Although if the "tent" is up in the wrong position, it can be rather painful.

tocool340
Do you ever use the c.lassic "through the pocket" adjustment technique?

Pockets aren't big enough for me....:(

Dude, you gotta plan ahead for these things! I used to plan ahead back in my high school days. When going to a party with many hot girls ALWAYS wear slacks, NOT jeans. Jeans are too tight in the pocket area, but nice slacks have ample room to maneuver. Speaking of adjusting, ever had this thing where like a single strand of your pubic hair will get caught up on your zipper or something, and then when you move it pulls on it and it hurts like a mother fletcher? That stuff is the worst :x
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#71 TheNewEraIcon
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Pitch a tent? is that what they're calling it these days lol jk. Uhh.. maybe try to conceal it the best you can or fix swiftly and quietly if possible

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#72 cheesyjon
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Depending on who it is, I blush. I hate it.

Oh, I get the topic.

You usually can't see it unless you walk around, so just don't walk around until it's gone, I guess.

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#73 nitsud_19
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I've gots some self controls :lol: .

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#74 Nifty_Shark
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Can't say something so unfortunate has ever happened to me. I'm more into getting nervous and not flowing through the conversation with ease kind of fellow.
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#75 jeremiah06
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[QUOTE="Setsa"] Sometimes it is a mere by product of hormonal imbalances though. pianist

I suppose that could be true. Most of the time, though, I'd imagine that it's just males being males. Doesn't usually take much with a young man, either...

Yeah he just needs to focus his thoughts. It might be the imbalance though because I've never rose a flag just talking to a girl(maybe because I actually listen?). IDK I daydream a lot and that could warrant a raise.
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#76 applesxc47
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Put your hand in your pocket and hold it down. Or go back in the pool. Or stop freeballing while you're wearing sweat pants.

Palantas

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

You win.

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#77 applesxc47
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Poke her with it and see how she responds.

xionvalkyrie

"WTF are you doing?" Seems to have a nice ring to it.

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#78 II_Seraphim_II
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[QUOTE="Palantas"]

Put your hand in your pocket and hold it down. Or go back in the pool. Or stop freeballing while you're wearing sweat pants.

applesxc47

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

You win.

lmfao! :lol: But seriously, people should learn not to freeball with sweatpants on :P
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#79 rb2610
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but if I am a passenger in a car on a bumpy road? Heyooooooooo!

mrbojangles25

This made me laugh :lol: :lol:

Usually I find wearing tight boxer briefs and loose jeans makes even the biggest tent hard to spot, hugs and being sat on seems like a tricky problem though :?

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#80 racing1750
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I don't put up tents in the kitchen.dodgerblue13
i lol'd :lol:
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#81 OBLOK
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I was at first confused, i had imagined you talking to a girl then the next thing you do is get a tent out of your backpack then proceed to set it up in front of her, wtf thats not normal i thought, then i saw the next comment and thought, pitch a tent means big jumbo size pants? hmm nah..wtf is he tring to say, then it got me, did this guy forget to take his condom off?

Ok so pitch a tent is getting a boner, oh lord.

Just move it so its not noticable.

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#82 th3warr1or
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[QUOTE="II_Seraphim_II"] Dude, you gotta plan ahead for these things! I used to plan ahead back in my high school days. When going to a party with many hot girls ALWAYS wear slacks, NOT jeans. Jeans are too tight in the pocket area, but nice slacks have ample room to maneuver. Speaking of adjusting, ever had this thing where like a single strand of your pubic hair will get caught up on your zipper or something, and then when you move it pulls on it and it hurts like a mother fletcher? That stuff is the worst :x

No! but mine gets stuck in the foreskin.. :(
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#83 Snipes_2
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That has never happened to me. I don't really talk to girls anyway.

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#84 SaPhIrX_lOl
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[QUOTE="pianist"]

[QUOTE="black_cat19"]

I'm 21 and I still get "spontaneous" tents from time to time, and I have done so ever since I hit puberty...

Is there something wrong with me? :o

mrbojangles25

I doubt it. Doesn't happen to me, but apparently it happens to others.

I am 26 and it happens to me still haha

well, not that often when I am just sitting there.

but if I am a passenger in a car on a bumpy road? Heyooooooooo!

Rofl love that part XD, but honestly... Happens to me to! :o

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#85 Snipes_2
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I was at first confused, i had imagined you talking to a girl then the next thing you do is get a tent out of your backpack then proceed to set it up in front of her, wtf thats not normal i thought, then i saw the next comment and thought, pitch a tent means big jumbo size pants? hmm nah..wtf is he tring to say, then it got me, did this guy forget to take his condom off?

Ok so pitch a tent is getting a *****, oh lord.

Just move it so its not noticable.

OBLOK
Lol, I thought he meant literally pitching a tent too. That is, until I read further.
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#86 th3warr1or
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Wow. This thread is amazing! :lol:

FatPurry
I know.
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#87 pete_merlin
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Flip it up behind the waist on your trousers. Works like a charm. Just dont let her touch your belly when you do this...she may notice

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#88 TheShadowLord07
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It hasnt happen to me so far because I usually stay away from them.

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#89 Solid_Tango
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I don't put up tents in the kitchen.dodgerblue13
Well played. I usually try to sit and cross my legs XD
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#90 Bitter_Altmer
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And suddenly you pitch a tent... :| th3warr1or
I'm always doing that, Bear Grylls does it too, everywhere he goes. And ladies love him.
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#91 krunkmastax
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I wonder if girls ever....leak? If they get turned on while talking a guy? Would be interesting tbh.
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#92 th3warr1or
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I wonder if girls ever....leak? If they get turned on while talking a guy? Would be interesting tbh.KrunkMastaX
Yup yup, they wear liners though...
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[QUOTE="KrunkMastaX"]I wonder if girls ever....leak? If they get turned on while talking a guy? Would be interesting tbh.th3warr1or
Yup yup, they wear liners though...

Dammit all to hell. And we have no invisible protection. Girls get all the luck.
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Just start sayin the ABC's in your head

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#95 Dawq902
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Lol just talking to a girl sure is not enough to get me up.

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[QUOTE="II_Seraphim_II"][QUOTE="tocool340"][QUOTE="II_Seraphim_II"] Do you ever use the c.lassic "through the pocket" adjustment technique?

Pockets aren't big enough for me....:(

Dude, you gotta plan ahead for these things! I used to plan ahead back in my high school days. When going to a party with many hot girls ALWAYS wear slacks, NOT jeans. Jeans are too tight in the pocket area, but nice slacks have ample room to maneuver. Speaking of adjusting, ever had this thing where like a single strand of your pubic hair will get caught up on your zipper or something, and then when you move it pulls on it and it hurts like a mother fletcher? That stuff is the worst :x

Well.....don't worry. I have a different method of solving my problem. Since I usually wear long shirt, I would find a seat, slip my hands into my shirt, then slowly put my hand in my pants to adjust myself.The problem is, I sometimes pitch a tent and it goes right through the front hole of my boxers, making it difficult to maneuver and all but noticeable that I'm trying to adjust my rascal...:( The pubic hair part has happened to me so many times the I kinda gotten used to the pain....:P
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Never happened. Im glad.

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#98 scorch-62
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Hasn't ever happened. Nor would it ever.
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#99 II_Seraphim_II
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[QUOTE="tocool340"][QUOTE="II_Seraphim_II"][QUOTE="tocool340"] Pockets aren't big enough for me....:(

Dude, you gotta plan ahead for these things! I used to plan ahead back in my high school days. When going to a party with many hot girls ALWAYS wear slacks, NOT jeans. Jeans are too tight in the pocket area, but nice slacks have ample room to maneuver. Speaking of adjusting, ever had this thing where like a single strand of your pubic hair will get caught up on your zipper or something, and then when you move it pulls on it and it hurts like a mother fletcher? That stuff is the worst :x

Well.....don't worry. I have a different method of solving my problem. Since I usually wear long shirt, I would find a seat, slip my hands into my shirt, then slowly put my hand in my pants to adjust myself.The problem is, I sometimes pitch a tent and it goes right through the front hole of my boxers, making it difficult to maneuver and all but noticeable that I'm trying to adjust my rascal...:( The pubic hair part has happened to me so many times the I kinda gotten used to the pain....:P

lol, good to know im not the only one who gets the pubic hair problem. Every time it happens it always brings a tear to my eye lol.That's why for the past 2 years I've remained hair free from the neck down. Solved my problem. :P
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#100 xhellcatx
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I understand that it can be embarrassing for that to happen to a guy. There have been many... many occasions where I would be talking to either a guy friend or a boyfriend, and that would happen (doesnt help at all that im a perv), but if I notice it at all... well first off... im looking down there, aren't I? ... So I must be somewhat curious at least, right? ... lol also, it doesnt bother me in the very least. Its a natural thing that really cant be helped, and like you would really wanna take a med to stop getting ...erm... teh firm. Many girls would probably not even notice tho, and if they did, chances are they arent offended or bothered by it much. If they are, then they are ridiculous and expect too much. And they are stupid for thinking it can really be helped.