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#101 dracos9000
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Well I just ignore it and if she notices then she notices. Its not my fault.

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#102 xhellcatx
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[QUOTE="th3warr1or"][QUOTE="KrunkMastaX"]I wonder if girls ever....leak? If they get turned on while talking a guy? Would be interesting tbh.KrunkMastaX
Yup yup, they wear liners though...

Dammit all to hell. And we have no invisible protection. Girls get all the luck.

Yep liners for saving the day! ... Thats if the girl decides to wear them, it is real hard to get a liner to behave when one is wearing a thong... or no panties at all. Anyways, I wouldnt call us completely lucky.
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#103 T_P_O
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Hands in pockets, stretch jeans/tracksuit bottoms outwards as to avoid the summit being noticable.

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#104 krunkmastax
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[QUOTE="xhellcatx"][QUOTE="KrunkMastaX"][QUOTE="th3warr1or"] Yup yup, they wear liners though...

Dammit all to hell. And we have no invisible protection. Girls get all the luck.

Yep liners for saving the day! ... Thats if the girl decides to wear them, it is real hard to get a liner to behave when one is wearing a thong... or no panties at all. Anyways, I wouldnt call us completely lucky.

Speaking from experience? :P And I would lol
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#105 xhellcatx
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[QUOTE="KrunkMastaX"][QUOTE="xhellcatx"][QUOTE="KrunkMastaX"] Dammit all to hell. And we have no invisible protection. Girls get all the luck.

Yep liners for saving the day! ... Thats if the girl decides to wear them, it is real hard to get a liner to behave when one is wearing a thong... or no panties at all. Anyways, I wouldnt call us completely lucky.

Speaking from experience? :P And I would lol

Maybe I am.... maybe I am.... ;) But really, we arent so lucky. At least you guys dont have to worry about bleeding every month, and then if you DONT bleed you worry even freakin more.
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#106 krunkmastax
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[QUOTE="xhellcatx"][QUOTE="KrunkMastaX"][QUOTE="xhellcatx"] Yep liners for saving the day! ... Thats if the girl decides to wear them, it is real hard to get a liner to behave when one is wearing a thong... or no panties at all. Anyways, I wouldnt call us completely lucky.

Speaking from experience? :P And I would lol

Maybe I am.... maybe I am.... ;) But really, we arent so lucky. At least you guys dont have to worry about bleeding every month, and then if you DONT bleed you worry even freakin more.

Anddd this convo is closed before it gets too....err personal? :P
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#107 xhellcatx
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[QUOTE="KrunkMastaX"][QUOTE="xhellcatx"][QUOTE="KrunkMastaX"] Speaking from experience? :P And I would lol

Maybe I am.... maybe I am.... ;) But really, we arent so lucky. At least you guys dont have to worry about bleeding every month, and then if you DONT bleed you worry even freakin more.

Anddd this convo is closed before it gets too....err personal? :P

What convo, I have no idea what your talking about? .... So yea, Guys shouldn't really sweat popping a tent so much. It may even be taken as a compliment. ^_^
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#108 NarutoFever1
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It doesn't even have to be linked to her, they just randomly happen a lot of times.

Never happened to me, but I can't really see how it should affect anything anyways...

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#109 T_P_O
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Also I'd like to add that "pitching a tent" is the worst euphemism for an erection I've ever encountered.

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#110 play_thegame
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sit down and cover it up, or just do something. i dont think i ever just stand there facing someone and talk, im usually by their side or sitting down or whatever. anyway my boners are subtle :)
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#111 CHEATSman115
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Well, you can avoid this problem by focusing on the conversation, not what she looks like. As an added benefit, this can help you avoid making a stupid decision and pursuing someone who really isn't for you.

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why do you moderaters always make some comment using HUGE words that hardly anybody understands?
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#112 CHEATSman115
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sit down and cover it up, or just do something. i dont think i ever just stand there facing someone and talk, im usually by their side or sitting down or whatever. anyway my boners are subtle :)play_thegame
dont you have to hide 'it'?
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#113 coolbeans90
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In addition to the norm of discretely adjusting tent pole and jeans, I find that after holding my breath for about a minute, the tent collapses. It takes plenty concentration to hold your breathe, hold a conversation, think of nothing sexual and speak normally. But, it does work wonders after getting the hang of it. Rarely get unwanted erections anymore though.

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#114 CHEATSman115
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[QUOTE="KrunkMastaX"][QUOTE="xhellcatx"] Maybe I am.... maybe I am.... ;) But really, we arent so lucky. At least you guys dont have to worry about bleeding every month, and then if you DONT bleed you worry even freakin more. xhellcatx
Anddd this convo is closed before it gets too....err personal? :P

What convo, I have no idea what your talking about? .... So yea, Guys shouldn't really sweat popping a tent so much. It may even be taken as a compliment. ^_^

question. if your a girl why are on this thread? hmmmm. do you have some deep secret? hmmmmmmmmm.
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#115 T_P_O
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[QUOTE="pianist"]

Well, you can avoid this problem by focusing on the conversation, not what she looks like. As an added benefit, this can help you avoid making a stupid decision and pursuing someone who really isn't for you.

CHEATSman115
why do you moderaters always make some comment using HUGE words that hardly anybody understands?

You should be able to understand every word in that post. If not, then I'm worried.
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#116 MagikarpSplash
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I'd just tell her I'm going camping.
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#117 coolbeans90
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Also I'd like to add that "pitching a tent" is the worst euphemism for an erection I've ever encountered.

T_P_O

I think it's the most hilariously awesome euphemism!!

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#118 T_P_O
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[QUOTE="T_P_O"]

Also I'd like to add that "pitching a tent" is the worst euphemism for an erection I've ever encountered.

coolbeans90

I think it's the most hilariously awesome euphemism!!

We'll have to agree to disagree then. I would post some good ones but I doubt that'd be welcome.
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#119 DanteSuikoden
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It takes more than talking to a hot girl to give me a stiffy...

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#120 coolbeans90
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[QUOTE="coolbeans90"]

[QUOTE="T_P_O"]

Also I'd like to add that "pitching a tent" is the worst euphemism for an erection I've ever encountered.

T_P_O

I think it's the most hilariously awesome euphemism!!

We'll have to agree to disagree then. I would post some good ones but I doubt that'd be welcome.

Well, there actually are better ones... but the man is keeping us down.

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#121 fmacraze
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What convo, I have no idea what your talking about? .... So yea, Guys shouldn't really sweat popping a tent so much. It may even be taken as a compliment. ^_^xhellcatx
i dunno bout yuo, but if i was megan fox or someone, id hate knowing that people (not my bf) get boners cuz of me and do dirty things in tha shower cuz of me.
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#122 pierst179
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Tell her you are happy to see her. :)

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#123 MissLibrarian
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Haha I thoroughly enjoyed reading this thread!

I have never been lucky (or observant) enough to notice the ol' tent a-pitchin' on anyone in my vicinity before. If I did however and it was somehow due to me I would find it flattering and probably quite hawt.

I would also be trying to make some sort of guestimate at size. Sorry but it's the truth :P

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#124 Serraph105
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Haha I thoroughly enjoyed reading this thread!

I have never been lucky (or observant) enough to notice the ol' tent a-pitchin' on anyone in my vicinity before. If I did however and it was somehow due to me I would find it flattering and probably quite hawt.

I would also be trying to make some sort of guestimate at size. Sorry but it's the truth :P

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#125 kidsmelly
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I would somehow try to make it look bigger. Go big or go home!

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#126 mayforcebeyou
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talk to her by turning around 180degrees.
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#128 auron_16
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Display it proudly.
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#129 th3warr1or
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Tell her you are happy to see her. :)

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Or rather.. "he" is happy to see her. :lol:
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#130 Teenaged
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[QUOTE="Serraph105"][QUOTE="pianist"]

Well, you can avoid this problem by focusing on the conversation, not what she looks like. As an added benefit, this can help you avoid making a stupid decision and pursuing someone who really isn't for you.

pianist

uh you do realize that this issue can actually happen even when you are not thinking about sex right? at any rate I see if I can sit down or if I already am I just move my leg up and rest my head on my knee nonchallantly.

That's never happened to me. Does it happen to you at random times when you're not talking to a girl? Like say you're just sitting here typing on Gamespot - does it happen? Or you're standing alone at the bus stop. Does it happen there? Like the other guy said, there could be hormonal issues at play here that make it uncontrollable, but by and large, I think this has mostly to do with mental discipline.

It really isn't a big deal. But this guy says he's embarrassed about it, and frankly it's a lot easier to simply avoid the problem in the first place than it is to hide it after it's happened, so that's the best advice I can give him. At the very least, it'll cut down on the unwanted tent-pitching to not focus (consciously or otherwise) on the fact that you're talking to a female, even if it doesn't eliminate it completely. Experience will tend to nullify the natural impulse, too.

It has happened to me plenty of times while at school and while I was not thinking about anything remotely sexual.

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#131 xhellcatx
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[QUOTE="xhellcatx"]What convo, I have no idea what your talking about? .... So yea, Guys shouldn't really sweat popping a tent so much. It may even be taken as a compliment. ^_^fmacraze
i dunno bout yuo, but if i was megan fox or someone, id hate knowing that people (not my bf) get boners cuz of me and do dirty things in tha shower cuz of me.

Really I wouldnt take it so personally.
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#132 deactivated-5b19214ec908b
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Wait until she says "Is that a gun in your pocket or are you happy to see me?"

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#133 th3warr1or
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Wait until she says "Is that a gun in your pocket or are you happy to see me?"

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#134 michael_1234576
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It's happened in the past but I just didn't pay attention to it and hoped she didn't notice, as soon as she turned away I pulled the good'ol waist band trick.
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#136 MagikarpSplash
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[QUOTE="Pierst179"]

Tell her you are happy to see her. :)

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Or rather.. "he" is happy to see her. :lol:

Or rather "we" are happy to see her. :P
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#137 MrBubbles59
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I don't get it. Are you going camping or something? lol

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#138 Solid-CELL
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if i "pitch a tent" then that would mean the girl put the tent up by her self..
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#139 amazinglyHXC
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I don't put up tents in the kitchen.dodgerblue13

ha good one :D

i don't pitch up tent's in front of the tv or computer.. lol

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#140 Trinexxx
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There's only 2 acceptable solutions. You can either do "the tuck" and tuck it in behind the waist band of your boxers. Or you can embrace it and if she notices, maybe she will take a hint :P
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#141 CHEATSman115
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[QUOTE="CHEATSman115"][QUOTE="pianist"]

Well, you can avoid this problem by focusing on the conversation, not what she looks like. As an added benefit, this can help you avoid making a stupid decision and pursuing someone who really isn't for you.

T_P_O
why do you moderaters always make some comment using HUGE words that hardly anybody understands?

You should be able to understand every word in that post. If not, then I'm worried.

i understand it but im just saying they always say something with BIGGER that normal words.
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#142 drumbreak1
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yawn and lean back showin' off your "tent"

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#143 KizWhalifa
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that never happens :| How little interaction must one have with girls in order to be getting hardons just from having a conversation with one of them?
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#144 Razor-Lazor
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Smile and wink. ;)
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#145 horgen  Moderator
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I think I have.. Can't remember exactly. Though I act like nothing. If she notice it and says something about it, I'll just respond like it was natural.
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#146 Hamitay
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talk to her by turning around 180degrees.mayforcebeyou

then look to the sky, and rise your fist. It always works on animes

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#147 metallica_fan42
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I usually need some sort of stimulation from a woman before that happens. I'm able to control myself if I'm just talking to a pretty woman. I've done it in front of my girlfriend from time to time, but that usually leads...nevermind.
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#148 Raiden004
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I would stop looking at her boobs if pitch a tent means what i think it means.

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#149 Cherokee_Jack
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This thread is highly amusing.

Not happened to me, but if it did and it was awkward, I would probably have it amputated in shame.

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#150 RustedArmor
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:oops: