How awesome is it to smoke?

.Lemon-Demon35

never gets old!

[QUOTE="MrGeezer"][QUOTE="jealentus"]

Marijuana - This is something worth smoking.

jealentus

Yeah, a joint is worth going to jail, losing your job, and getting stuck with a criminal record.

Well, that only happens if you're an idiot and you smoke it out on the street or in public..

If you smoke pot, you've either got to buy it, or grow it.

Buying it puts you at risk. You can either go out and get it, which requires you to have it on you in public, or you can have someone bring it to you, which requires inviting drug dealers into your home.

Second option is that you grow your own. This allows you to keep a low profile since you never have to interact with anyone else. However, this is also risky. In the event that you ever do get caught (pray that your house never catches on fire and you have to call the fire department), you're looking at some SERIOUS prison time due to the amount of marijuana involved.

You conpletely neglect the fact that a lot of people DON'T get caught when they're smoking it. They get caught during or after buying/selling it. And that's completely neglecting the possibility that you get hurt at work, and your employer requires you to submit to a drug test.

[QUOTE="jealentus"][QUOTE="MrGeezer"][QUOTE="jealentus"]

Marijuana - This is something worth smoking.

MrGeezer

Yeah, a joint is worth going to jail, losing your job, and getting stuck with a criminal record.

Well, that only happens if you're an idiot and you smoke it out on the street or in public..

If you smoke pot, you've either got to buy it, or grow it.

Buying it puts you at risk. You can either go out and get it, which requires you to have it on you in public, or you can have someone bring it to you, which requires inviting drug dealers into your home.

Second option is that you grow your own. This allows you to keep a low profile since you never have to interact with anyone else. However, this is also risky. In the event that you ever do get caught (pray that your house never catches on fire and you have to call the fire department), you're looking at some SERIOUS prison time due to the amount of marijuana involved.

You conpletely neglect the fact that a lot of people DON'T get caught when they're smoking it. They get caught during or after buying/selling it. And that's completely neglecting the possibility that you get hurt at work, and your employer requires you to submit to a drug test.

haha i was a stoner for several years and i knew lots of people who never bought or grew pot and were stoners!
d0pestar

Soo... they all got it for free? :|

[QUOTE="d0pestar"]

haha i was a stoner for several years and i knew lots of people who never bought or grew pot and were stoners!
Funkyhamster

Soo... they all got it for free? :|

haha i was a stoner for several years and i knew lots of people who never bought or grew pot and were stoners! these moochers area nuisance for the rest of us and must be stopped..its this whole hippie nonsence where people "give what they can" and I'm just not buying it...you annoying little hippies need to contribute to the bag or find a cheaper drug.

on another note, buying pot is not dangerous as long as you know who your getting it from. You have to treat your drug dealer like you treat your family doctor or dentist..are they qualified to sell me pot? do they have any refrences? would my friends give them a refferal? these are all very important questions when choosing your drug dealer. I bought from reliable sources who never let me down and I had one hell of a good time..im not saying be one of those paranoid psycho smokers..but just dont be a jack*** and you'll be okay

another lesson from smokin with d0pestar, peace outd0pestar

I think you're too trusting. We're talking about people committing SERIOUS crimes (selling drugs), I don't trust ANY drug dealer to not get caught. And once I concede that they may get caught, I have to concede that they just may get caught while in the process of making a sale to ME.

That's not to say that all drug dealers are EQUALLY trustworthy, but you're living in a fantasy world if you think that your drug dealer can't get caught. Keep in mind that many people arrested on drug charges DID think that they were being safe, and DID think that they weren't gonna get caught. They were obviously wrong though. What makes you think that you're not wrong too?

BTW, just to be clear on this, I don't do drugs. Like I said, it's not worth the risk. I'm just trying to explain this to people.

[QUOTE="d0pestar"]

haha i was a stoner for several years and i knew lots of people who never bought or grew pot and were stoners! these moochers area nuisance for the rest of us and must be stopped..its this whole hippie nonsence where people "give what they can" and I'm just not buying it...you annoying little hippies need to contribute to the bag or find a cheaper drug.

on another note, buying pot is not dangerous as long as you know who your getting it from. You have to treat your drug dealer like you treat your family doctor or dentist..are they qualified to sell me pot? do they have any refrences? would my friends give them a refferal? these are all very important questions when choosing your drug dealer. I bought from reliable sources who never let me down and I had one hell of a good time..im not saying be one of those paranoid psycho smokers..but just dont be a jack*** and you'll be okay

another lesson from smokin with d0pestar, peace outMrGeezer

I think you're too trusting. We're talking about people committing SERIOUS crimes (selling drugs), I don't trust ANY drug dealer to not get caught. And once I concede that they may get caught, I have to concede that they just may get caught while in the process of making a sale to ME.

That's not to say that all drug dealers are EQUALLY trustworthy, but you're living in a fantasy world if you think that your drug dealer can't get caught. Keep in mind that many people arrested on drug charges DID think that they were being safe, and DID think that they weren't gonna get caught. They were obviously wrong though. What makes you think that you're not wrong too?

BTW, just to be clear on this, I don't do drugs. Like I said, it's not worth the risk. I'm just trying to explain this to people.

Don't drug related posts get you modded?8IbodI8

[QUOTE="8IbodI8"]Don't drug related posts get you modded?d0pestar

Yea that's why I was reluctant to agree with you (even though I do).

Don't drug related posts get you modded?8IbodI8

I think I am in the clear, at least, since I'm trying to convince people to NOT use drugs.

[QUOTE="8IbodI8"]Don't drug related posts get you modded?MrGeezer

I think I am in the clear, at least, since I'm trying to convince people to NOT use drugs.

DUDE! DYING AT THE AGE OF 45 IS SO FLIPPIN TIGHT. THAT ALONG WITH NEVER GETTING MARRIED AND HAVING TO WORRY ABOUT DUMB KIDS BECAUSE NO GIRL WANTS ME! IT"S THE LIFE DAWG!Ghost_702

DUDE! DYING AT THE AGE OF 45 IS SO FLIPPIN TIGHT. THAT ALONG WITH NEVER GETTING MARRIED AND HAVING TO WORRY ABOUT DUMB KIDS BECAUSE NO GIRL WANTS ME! IT"S THE LIFE DAWG!Ghost_702

Dude, if no girl wants you, I absolutely guarantee that smoking isn't your biggest problem.

While smoking is definitely bad, I'm gonna have to disagree with you guys and say that it DOES look cool. It looks VERY ****ing cool.

Like when the chick sitting next to you pulls out a cigarette and tries to light it, but her lighter doesn't work. So then, real casual and smooth without even looking at her, you whip out your zippo and light it for her.

And then there's that really sweet little move that smokers do, where they hold a pack of cigarettes, jerk their hand, and then a single cigarette pops out? ****ing smooth, man.

And like, imagine James Bond without cigarettes. That'd be like James Bond without booze. That's be like Russel Crowe not being one tough bastard. It just wouldn't be the same man. It wouldn't be the same. Visually, smoking is indispensable to the whole "rebel without a cause" look. Because how can you convince people that you don't give a **** about anything when you very clearly care about your long-term health? That'd be like college without the rampant fornication, binge drinking, and homosexual experimentation. It'd be like rock without the roll.

And is it bad for you? Of course it is. And just like the rest of the whole "rebel without a cause" bull****, you quit doing it once you grow up, get a job and start a family.

But does it LOOK cool? You ****ing bet it does. Unfortunately, looks can be deceiving. But smoking LOOKS cool as ****, even if it in reality ISN'T cool.

While smoking is definitely bad, I'm gonna have to disagree with you guys and say that it DOES look cool. It looks VERY ****ing cool.

Like when the chick sitting next to you pulls out a cigarette and tries to light it, but her lighter doesn't work. So then, real casual and smooth without even looking at her, you whip out your zippo and light it for her.

And then there's that really sweet little move that smokers do, where they hold a pack of cigarettes, jerk their hand, and then a single cigarette pops out? ****ing smooth, man.

And like, imagine James Bond without cigarettes. That'd be like James Bond without booze. That's be like Russel Crowe not being one tough bastard. It just wouldn't be the same man. It wouldn't be the same. Visually, smoking is indispensable to the whole "rebel without a cause" look. Because how can you convince people that you don't give a **** about anything when you very clearly care about your long-term health? That'd be like college without the rampant fornication, binge drinking, and homosexual experimentation. It'd be like rock without the roll.

And is it bad for you? Of course it is. And just like the rest of the whole "rebel without a cause" bull****, you quit doing it once you grow up, get a job and start a family.

But does it LOOK cool? You ****ing bet it does. Unfortunately, looks can be deceiving. But smoking LOOKS cool as ****, even if it in reality ISN'T cool.

MrGeezer

if you dont smoke, you wont get a girlfriend!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Or be rich, so you have to smoke cigars also!!!!!!

if you dont smoke, you wont get a girlfriend!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Or be rich, so you have to smoke cigars also!!!!!!

helium_flash

Seriously, you're the second person here who I've seen mention that, and I'm wondering where the **** people are getting this idea.

I can't count the number of nonsmokers I know who are dating smokers. Furthermore, I can't count the number of hot chicks I know who smoke. At worst, just get a girlfriend who smokes too, and she's not gonna give a flying **** about the fact that you smoke.

That's even more stupid than saying that you won't get a girlfriend if you're fat. Nonsense. Even if you're fat and devoid of personality, just start trying to date fat chicks who are also devoid of personality. They can't get anyone better (due to the fact that they're fat and devoid of personality), so they're gonna settle for you.

smoking is cool as long as its not sausaged0pestar

...I don't get it? /sarcasm

[QUOTE="helium_flash"]

if you dont smoke, you wont get a girlfriend!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Or be rich, so you have to smoke cigars also!!!!!!

MrGeezer

Seriously, you're the second person here who I've seen mention that, and I'm wondering where the **** people are getting this idea.

I can't count the number of nonsmokers I know who are dating smokers. Furthermore, I can't count the number of hot chicks I know who smoke. At worst, just get a girlfriend who smokes too, and she's not gonna give a flying **** about the fact that you smoke.

That's even more stupid than saying that you won't get a girlfriend if you're fat. Nonsense. Even if you're fat and devoid of personality, just start trying to date fat chicks who are also devoid of personality. They can't get anyone better (due to the fact that they're fat and devoid of personality), so they're gonna settle for you.

Although it annoys me when reallyfat people get hot girlfriends.

[QUOTE="d0pestar"]smoking is cool as long as its not sausagexboxdudeman800

...I don't get it? /sarcasm

I just don't get why people care what others do. If people want to smoke, let them. I hate when people continuously tell me its bad for me. Do they think I don't already know? Obviously I don't care enough to stop! Just let me smoke in peace.Mumbles527

I love it when old or fat people say "don't smoke, it'll kill you!"

That gives me the chance to fling out some awesome comebacks.

As in...

Fat Ass Lady: "Don't you know that smoking kills?"

Me: "Yeah, so does obesity, you fat ****ing hog."

Really, try it. Next time some fatass ***** makes some comment about how you smoke, throw that **** right back at them by making a comment about how they're disgusting lardbodies, the likes of which make you sick to your stomach just by looking at them. When they ask you how you can fill your lungs with smoke, askj them how they can fill their bodies with 200 ****ing pounds of fat. Seriously. The look that they give you when you say that **** is just priceless. It's almost worth continuiong to smoke just so that I can keep having an opportunity to say that to fat ass lazy lardbuckets who think they have any business getting into my ****ing business. I LOVE the sight on people's faces when they try to start **** with you, only to realize that they had no idea who they were ****ing with.

Smoking is bad for you in some many ways, your health, your pocket and everyone else around you that has to put up with your stinking smoke. Smoking should be banned everywhere and you can smoke yourselves to death at home. Keep it out of everyone's face.Smoking ... itdoesn't look cool, at all.Devvy01

[QUOTE="Mumbles527"]I just don't get why people care what others do. If people want to smoke, let them. I hate when people continuously tell me its bad for me. Do they think I don't already know? Obviously I don't care enough to stop! Just let me smoke in peace.MrGeezer

I love it when old or fat people say "don't smoke, it'll kill you!"

That gives me the chance to fling out some awesome comebacks.

As in...

Fat Ass Lady: "Don't you know that smoking kills?"

Me: "Yeah, so does obesity, you fat ****ing hog."

Really, try it. Next time some fatass ***** makes some comment about how you smoke, throw that **** right back at them by making a comment about how they're disgusting lardbodies, the likes of which make you sick to your stomach just by looking at them. When they ask you how you can fill your lungs with smoke, askj them how they can fill their bodies with 200 ****ing pounds of fat. Seriously. The look that they give you when you say that **** is just priceless.

Smoking was pretty badass in the 60's and 70's. How badass was it when Lee Van Cleef lit his match using a guy's overall strap in "For A Few Dollars More"? How badass is Clint Eastwood's character in those movies killing people and smoking cigars?

I always loved those 70's cop shows with the no-nonsense detective who would always light a cigarrete when he arrived at a crime scene. Just thought it was badass.

[QUOTE="xboxdudeman800"]

[QUOTE="d0pestar"]smoking is cool as long as its not sausaged0pestar

...I don't get it? /sarcasm

No ****? (I was being sarcastic, notice how I actually spelled out the word "sarcasm") Do you, by any chance, know how to read?