How do you eat hotdogs in front of friends?

I hate it that every time I eat hotdogs in front of my guy friends I really start to feel uncomfortable. It's so weird. How do you guys do it? Even if my mom makes hotdogs at home I have to eat them with a fork in front of my dad and little brother, lol!

Err... Grab the hot dog and put it in your mouth...? Ever... thought of that, TC? :?

You have to put it in all at once. Make sure it goes deep down your throat. You should also have look of pure ecstasy on your face. When you are done, you should slowly lick your lips while everybody is watching you. That will make everybody comfortable.

I treat it like food and don't act like I'm performing a sex act on it.

This is a very "interesting" question lol, it's obviously all your head though, no one thinks this one.... well 99.9% percent don't. I actually made hot dogs a few hours ago when I got home, best i've ever had. Boil them for 6-7 minutes, split them open and lay them flat onto pan (stove-top at medium) push down occasionally to make sure they are completely face open touching the pan for 5 or so minutes, then flip for 2 minutes and back for a few more minutes. While cooking dogs, take two hoagie shaped hard rolls and split open, put four small pieces of butter on one side of each hard roll and toast face down for about 3-4 minutes until golden brown. Place dogs on buns and pour Sweet Baby Ray's Barbeque Sauce down middle and eat.

I treat it like food and don't act like I'm performing a sex act on it.

Nifty_Shark

Well, duh. If I could that then none of us would have the problem. I think it's the smell more than anything though. :(

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I treat it like food and don't act like I'm performing a sex act on it.

Triniboy95

Well, duh. If I could that then none of us would have the problem. I think it's the smell more than anything though. :(

Right, because it's just SO hard not to think of oral sex when eating hot dogs... :roll:

I wonder what your take is on bananas, then. :|

I hate it that every time I eat hotdogs in front of my guy friends I really start to feel uncomfortable. It's so weird. How do you guys do it? Even if my mom makes hotdogs at home I have to eat them with a fork in front of my dad and little brother, lol!

Triniboy95

Last time I posted in one of these threads I got modded for offensive innuendo.

I eat them like a normal person.

*leaves thread*

Last time I posted in one of these threads I got modded for offensive innuendo.DigitalExile

Whom was offended?

Deep throat. Oh wait...

I just eat them like I would any other food. Why are you uncomfortable eating hotdogs around your friends?

Why are you uncomfortable eating hotdogs around your friends?Shad0ki11

He imagines he's eating a penis.

[QUOTE="Shad0ki11"]Why are you uncomfortable eating hotdogs around your friends?HorseVillain

He imagines he's eating a penis.

:lol:

Oh man that post made my day!

[QUOTE="Shad0ki11"]Why are you uncomfortable eating hotdogs around your friends?HorseVillain

He imagines he's eating a penis.

lol. In that case he's just really insecure about his sexuality.

[QUOTE="DigitalExile"]Last time I posted in one of these threads I got modded for offensive innuendo.HorseVillain

Whom was offended?

I love to eat, so if it tastes good... i don't care what i look like eating it! :P

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[QUOTE="DigitalExile"]Last time I posted in one of these threads I got modded for offensive innuendo.DigitalExile

Whom was offended?

I say hot dogs were offended...or penises. >_>

I say hot dogs were offended...or penises. >_>

Shad0ki11

My sense of humour and ego certainly took a hit. =(

I'm not gonna lie, its really hard. The urge to swallow it whole is simply too great, and I start crying. I just tell my friends that mustard makes me teary.

Maybe you should get your head out of the gutter because there is nothing awkward about eating hotdogs.

I think the hotdog jokes are worse among girls. We're even more relentless, because it's not just a joke like it would be with straight guys to each other. I'm not particularly ladylike when I eat them, I kinda just shovel it into my mouth like a bear.

I think the hotdog jokes are worse among girls. We're even more relentless, because it's not just a joke like it would be with straight guys to each other. I'm not particularly ladylike when I eat them, I kinda just shovel it into my mouth like a bear.

XilePrincess

I'm guessing the TC is like a 13 year old kid so insecure with his sexuality he can't eat hotdogs in front of his own friends. His friends are probably the same way though.

Sounds to me like you have severe gay/gag issues.

Well, first you should put far too much ketchup or mustard on it. Then take slow, big chomps. Make sure you stick your tongue out with every bite. Savour every bit of it and breathe slowly and deeply. When you're done, start to slowly trace the mess on your face towards your mouth and lap it up.

Then just look to your guy friends, wink and say "Om nom nom!"

Someone made a thread just like this quite a long while ago. Perhaps it was you.Nerd_Man

I was thinking the same thing.

Honestly...i don't like hot dogs....but i used to eat them in front of my friend...it's rather immature to feel uncomfortable about eating food...

You know that monsters live in the closet right?

I eat like a pig 8)

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[QUOTE="Shad0ki11"]Why are you uncomfortable eating hotdogs around your friends?black_cat19

He imagines he's eating a penis.

:lol:

Oh man that post made my day!

I eat hotdogs quickly, lustily and messily, whether I'm afore friends or nay.

umm. like this?

umm. like this?

comp_atkins

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You have to put it in all at once. Make sure it goes deep down your throat. You should also have look of pure ecstasy on your face. When you are done, you should slowly lick your lips while everybody is watching you. That will make everybody comfortable.

shoryuken_

[QUOTE="comp_atkins"]

umm. like this?

RiseAgainst12

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Epic win!!

:lol: What the hell kind of question is this?

I eat hotdogs like I eat everything else...quickly...

Whether or not someone is around me doesn't change that...