How do you eat hotdogs in front of friends?

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#101 acidicadis
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I eat hotdogs like I do anyother food. I rip it into smaller pieces, and then eat.

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#102 BloodSeeker1337
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Open Your Mouth. Slide your lips over you teeth. Make sure you lubricate the hotdog properly with your saliva as it will feel great . Take It Slowly. Don't rush yourself. The biggest mistake people do when it comes to eating hotdogs is that they rush themselves into it. Don't Slow Down! Don't Stop. Then, Go Slower :)
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#103 Triniboy95
Member since 2010 • 279 Posts

I eat them like Michael C. Hall.Rippou

Why do you eat Michael C. Hall? :(

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#104 CrystalFox
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I pick it apart little by little.

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#105 CrystalFox
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[QUOTE="MasterKingMP"]

I just eat it man. Don't be embarrased about how you eat something...

Triniboy95

I wish I could dthough. That's the problem. I just want to cry sometimes. :(

You gotta be kiddin' me.

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#106 jessmaster13
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I eat it like a hotdog, what else? :| If you seriously think about THAT when you eat hotdogs, you have problems.

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#107 Tim_Q
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I'm really glad my friends graduated middle school... :|

The only time we've made jokes about food is when I butchered a goat and cooked up the testicles. That was pretty funny at the time :P

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#108 ExpiredGhost
Member since 2010 • 528 Posts
Umm I just eat it normally...
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#109 thequietguy
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lol if you're uncomfortable about eating hotdogs in front of your friends what do you do when you're licking a popsicle?
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#110 Bluestorm-Kalas
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I hate it that every time I eat hotdogs in front of my guy friends I really start to feel uncomfortable. It's so weird. How do you guys do it? Even if my mom makes hotdogs at home I have to eat them with a fork in front of my dad and little brother, lol!

Triniboy95

See, the awkward situation of eating a hot dog (because it's a bit of a phallic symbol I assume?) is unavoidable in front of your guy friends, I prefer to speed up the process by being able to swallow the hot dog whole, no chewing, just swallow.

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#111 rolo107
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[QUOTE="Triniboy95"]

I hate it that every time I eat hotdogs in front of my guy friends I really start to feel uncomfortable. It's so weird. How do you guys do it? Even if my mom makes hotdogs at home I have to eat them with a fork in front of my dad and little brother, lol!

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WTF? Seriously? Most people bite hotdogs. If your friends think you eating a hotdog is funny, find smarter friends.

I don't think his friends are the problem... Anyway, might as well ask the question of how to eat a popsicle, how to eat a banana, how to eat any phallic foods.