How do you eat hotdogs in front of friends?

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#52 kweeni
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lol i remember some one made the exact same thread long ago anyway i eat it like i always do why would i feel uncomfortable when eating a hotdog in front of friends? TC, do you think about a penis when eating it?
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#53 FragStains
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With mustard. Grilled and placed in a grilled bun with melted butter on sides. Penis
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#54 pete_merlin
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[QUOTE="Triniboy95"]

[QUOTE="Nifty_Shark"]

I treat it like food and don't act like I'm performing a sex act on it.

Well, duh. If I could that then none of us would have the problem. I think it's the smell more than anything though. :(

im sorry, what? lol
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#55 metalpower08
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[QUOTE="Shad0ki11"]Why are you uncomfortable eating hotdogs around your friends?HorseVillain

He imagines he's eating a penis.

thanks

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#56 Solid_Snake325
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Wait you're supposed to EAT hot dogs?
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#57 snobas
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Your mind is too dirty OP. I just eat them like normal and I don't feel uncomfortable.

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#58 BluePaw-
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Come to think of it, i haven't had hot dogs for ages.

I might have some tonight. Hmm.

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#59 needled24-7
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i eat them the normal way. and if anyone makes any jokes about me sucking a penis i stick it in farther.

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#60 deactivated-6016f2513d412
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I don't know if I've ever eaten a hotdog in front of my friends, but I'm sure I'd just pick it up and eat it. Thankfully my friends aren't 13 years old so there wouldn't be any rude comments coming from them.
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#61 batman_is_aweso
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You have to put it in all at once. Make sure it goes deep down your throat. You should also have look of pure ecstasy on your face. When you are done, you should slowly lick your lips while everybody is watching you. That will make everybody comfortable.

shoryuken_

if u do this in front of a girl shell try ya out

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#62 Teenaged
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I am 100% sure we have had the exact same thread going on a couple of months ago. Hah.

Anyway I think this insecurity is stupid. Boys who like to act all manly by making jokes about the way their friends eat hot-dogs and the innuendos they think make them look cool. >__>

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#63 UltimoIce
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Hrmm. Back on the DF boards everyone, including the mods would flame this dude. But to answer your question: Very carefully.

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#64 DJ_Lae
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Just eat it, one bite at a time. No reason to have hangups on the phallic nature of hot dogs - do you feel uncomfortable eating sausages, bananas, long licorice, corn dogs, popsicles, or other penis-shaped foods in front of your friends, too?
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#65 mrbojangles25
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well if its in a bun, I eat it like a taco. Tilt my head to the left, and take an aggressive bite.

if its just the dog, well, eat it like a banana. But dont forget to tease it with your lips and tongue first while looking your friends in the eye. Better flavor that way

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#66 X360PS3AMD05
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Only time it's funny is when the dog is much longer than the bun like a Dodger dog and at the end you have just a big piece of wiener sticking out.
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#67 SolidSnake35
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I've never thought about it.
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#68 bloodcord
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well if its in a bun, I eat it like a taco. Tilt my head to the left, and take an aggressive bite.

if its just the dog, well, eat it like a banana. But dont forget to tease it with your lips and tongue first while looking your friends in the eye. Better flavor that way

mrbojangles25

LOL I done that to a friend of mines once when he was making jokes about me eating a hotdog....I love messing with people that have phobias with things like that

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#69 Famiking
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I put it in my mouth. Yum, thick, long and juicy.
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#70 Bourbons3
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I throw in a bit more tongue than usual.
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#71 lonewolf604
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i usually hold onto the BUNS then sink my teeth into it
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#72 JigglyWiggly_
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Lick it.
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#73 KiIIyou
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Lick it.JigglyWiggly_
I do that with popsicles.
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#74 playstation2004
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I eat sausage dogs, not hot dogs.
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#75 HorseVillain
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[QUOTE="HorseVillain"]

[QUOTE="Shad0ki11"]Why are you uncomfortable eating hotdogs around your friends?metalpower08

He imagines he's eating a penis.

thanks

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If you're going to censor it then at least censor it properly.

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#76 Shiggums
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Start at one end, work my way to the other

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#77 jiggaloj
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It's just a hot dog. Just eat it normally.

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#78 Mr_Cumberdale
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I just hold the meat in my hands and eat it. If it's chili with hot dogs I eat it with forks.
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#79 Bloodseeker23
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Err... Grab the hot dog and put it in your mouth...? Ever... thought of that, TC? :?

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This, what is wrong with TC? Need some prop 8 or what
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#80 bobaban
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LOL what's your take on popsicles seeing as your supposed to lick and suck those, as opposed to biting it like a hot dog.
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#81 metallica_fan42
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The best kinds of food really are shaped like a...well you get the idea.
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#82 CoolSkAGuy
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I stick it in my mouth and eat it!;) but if that doesnt work for you, you can always eat the the bread, then the meat, and then the condiments....

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#83 mrbojangles25
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a big piece of wiener sticking out. X360PS3AMD05

thats what she said! HAHAHAHAHAHA

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#84 MasterKingMP
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I just eat it man. Don't be embarrased about how you eat something...

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#85 Omni-Slash
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seriously?.....:|
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#86 Gaming-Planet
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I stick it in through the other end.

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#87 Triniboy95
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The best kinds of food really are shaped like a...well you get the idea.metallica_fan42

Really? Like what else?

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#88 shoot-first
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Just like...NOM NOM NOM *burp*

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#89 Grandotaku
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Like a normal person.

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#90 spawnassasin
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You have to put it in all at once. Make sure it goes deep down your throat. You should also have look of pure ecstasy on your face. When you are done, you should slowly lick your lips while everybody is watching you. That will make everybody comfortable.

shoryuken_

basicly this

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#91 Deathxcore
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This thread is nothing but WIN.
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#92 darknessdashinf
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*insert alan keyes troll thread picture*
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#93 Triniboy95
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I just eat it man. Don't be embarrased about how you eat something...

MasterKingMP

I wish I could dthough. That's the problem. I just want to cry sometimes. :(

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#94 Triniboy95
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I just eat it man. Don't be embarrased about how you eat something...

MasterKingMP

It's not that I get embarrassed. :(

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#95 aaronmullan
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I eat hot dogs rarely, but when I do I eat it in the most sexual way possible. By just... putting it in my mouth.
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#97 Shad0ki11
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[QUOTE="MasterKingMP"]

I just eat it man. Don't be embarrased about how you eat something...

Triniboy95

I wish I could dthough. That's the problem. I just want to cry sometimes. :(

I have the feeling there's something you're not telling us. Something you're uncomfortable talking about. If you don't confront this problem you have with eating hot dogs, it's just going to bother you for the rest of your life. O_O

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#99 Homiegesus
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I never thought I would say this OR support a thread such as this but bumping your own thread, and such as this????? Really?

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#100 Rippou
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I eat them like Michael C. Hall.