How do you impress women?

[QUOTE="Sigh_han"]

I just turn on my

clothes come off.

Grandotaku

That was septable

Simple, be yourself, be nice and don't treat us like dolls.

I tell them i'm a lvl 20 paladin and show them my holy warrior skillz....but sometimes they run away

I flex my abs and say

"hey baby, wanna get one of them new vegetarian salads?"

Simple, be yourself, be nice and don't treat us like dolls.

rockerbikie

pOKEMON posts were the best deal in this thread

****** if I know, but whatever I do it works.

I asked them for their number. If they don't give it to me then I take it from them.

by my acne scars

I don't have one..women aren't impressed with me..

TBH, I don't really try and do anything. I always act like 'me' (which is normally a huge jackass). As with most situations, most people don't like me, but some do...and at least i know they like me for me (not the me I am pretending to be) The only place I am not really myself is work, and that is only b/c they pay me to be nice. The girls that have liked me say it is b/c of my sarcastic sense of humor, b/c I am honest, b/c I am loyal, and b/c I am a 'man' (whatever the hell that means)rawsavon

you and I, we are the same lol.

it takes its toll tbh, because we (well, atleat I) tend to rub people the wrong way at least half the time and I totally don't mean to, but ultimately it pays off because the women that do get me are awesome and solid and really like me lol.

I just do a flipkick or ollie or something.

I'm not sure I've ever impressed anyone. Allicrombie

A nice car and driving sock.

[QUOTE="Allicrombie"]I'm not sure I've ever impressed anyone. Yagr_Zero

can I be impressed by the fact she has not impressed anyone?

punch them in the arm and run awaycomp_atkins

I be myself..

I bring out the big guns...

I'm not sure I've ever impressed anyone. Allicrombie

I don't try to impress anyone, because when I actuallly TRY to do something I just **** up. So normally I'm just myself...and it works.

I don't. At least I'm not aware of it if I do.

I breathe.

I grace their everyday life with my presence. Pretty impressive.

offer to let her make you a sandwich?

FrenchDynasty

Sounds fine enough:P

Being cute mixed with a crippling shyness. It's not on purpose, but it definitely seems to attract the more aggressive individuals.SeraphimGoddess

Flex.Thread done.

I just pull down my pants.

Aww yeah.8)

I don't. They probably think I don't exist to begin with!

My muscles impress them, along with my kindness. :D

well, the things that impress me, are when a guy makes me laugh, when he's intelligent, and shows me he's interested in more then just my body. guys often think they need to be a bmx pro, or be pro at something, to impress a woman, when in reality, you don't. sadly, women just wanna know if you're worth the trouble. lol BloodyWhispers

Lies and deceit. Girls like bad asses that look good. Proven fact. Mildly attractive, genius, overwhelmingly successful individuals like myself have to work at attracting women. Some of my 25+ year old friends without jobs that live at home that are stereotypical attractive have no problem.

I mean, I'm not really complaining, because the types of girls they get are not the type I want. But still, computer nerds must work harder, even if confidence does win in the end.

i show em my Pikachu

I enter the room.

I tell them that I am from the internet.

Girls are often impressed by how stupid I can be. :Dharashawn

Same with me!