How do you impress women?

[QUOTE="BloodyWhispers"]well, the things that impress me, are when a guy makes me laugh, when he's intelligent, and shows me he's interested in more then just my body. guys often think they need to be a bmx pro, or be pro at something, to impress a woman, when in reality, you don't. sadly, women just wanna know if you're worth the trouble. lol UltimoIce

Lies and deceit. Girls like bad asses that look good. Proven fact. Mildly attractive, genius, overwhelmingly successful individuals like myself have to work at attracting women. Some of my 25+ year old friends without jobs that live at home that are stereotypical attractive have no problem.

I mean, I'm not really complaining, because the types of girls they get are not the type I want. But still, computer nerds must work harder, even if confidence does win in the end.

Well, it depends on your age. Most teenage girls want to be with a badass. Not sure about when they hit their 30s, since their parents won't be likely feeding them anymore so they need to find someone that can actually work and not sit at home drinking beer all day. :lol:

But then that's not really a good thing because it's a sign of a leech.

I tell them if their hand is bigger than their face, that they have cancer. Works all the time

of course Im not being serious though (I would never do that). Just be yourself, make her laugh, flatter her. You will do fine

[QUOTE="UltimoIce"]

[QUOTE="BloodyWhispers"]well, the things that impress me, are when a guy makes me laugh, when he's intelligent, and shows me he's interested in more then just my body. guys often think they need to be a bmx pro, or be pro at something, to impress a woman, when in reality, you don't. sadly, women just wanna know if you're worth the trouble. lol Desulated

Lies and deceit. Girls like bad asses that look good. Proven fact. Mildly attractive, genius, overwhelmingly successful individuals like myself have to work at attracting women. Some of my 25+ year old friends without jobs that live at home that are stereotypical attractive have no problem.

I mean, I'm not really complaining, because the types of girls they get are not the type I want. But still, computer nerds must work harder, even if confidence does win in the end.

Well, it depends on your age. Most teenage girls want to be with a badass. Not sure about when they hit their 30s, since their parents won't be likely feeding them anymore so they need to find someone that can actually work and not sit at home drinking beer all day. :lol:

But then that's not really a good thing because it's a sign of a leech.

Haha, I do a lot better now in my mid twenties, that is true. But I think I'm still on the cusp of women wanting to party and wanting stability.

Take my pants off. 8)

by showing them my 26 inch pythons oh yeah!!. J/k

i don't impress women at all but i can make my girl friends laugh

Usually by unintentionally failing to impress them in a charming way

Show off my sense of humor.

By ignoring them.tratyu92

Goddamn. This one is the one which would actually get me interested.

Oh my easily manipulated ego!

armpit farts.

By kissing guys.Bourbons3

I don't impress women. I have no game, no looks.

Make out with a dude in front of themxaos

By kissing guys.Bourbons3

I drop my pants

I got my current girlfriend by being myself entirely, which I suppose was very charming.

I flex off my plumage and preform a, cleverly crafted, mating dance.If that doesn't work, I use alcohol....

grape_of_wrath

Alcohol and...?

[QUOTE="grape_of_wrath"]

I flex off my plumage and preform a, cleverly crafted, mating dance.If that doesn't work, I use alcohol....

Alcohol and...?

[QUOTE="Necrifer"]

[QUOTE="grape_of_wrath"]

I flex off my plumage and preform a, cleverly crafted, mating dance.If that doesn't work, I use alcohol....

grape_of_wrath

Alcohol and...?

More alcohol.[To be used repeatedly until you look like Brad pitt , feel like Batman and have the wit of George carlin.]

Good strategy.

MY EXTREMELY LARGE....................confidence..........yea

I introduce them to my parents.

I rub cake all over my body and rub icing on theirs.8)