How would you spend a life sentence in Prison??

  • 70 results
  • 1
  • 2

This topic is locked from further discussion.

Avatar image for modestkraut1291
modestkraut1291

763

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 4

User Lists: 0

#1 modestkraut1291
Member since 2009 • 763 Posts

^topic

Avatar image for Toriko42
Toriko42

27562

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 45

User Lists: 0

#2 Toriko42
Member since 2006 • 27562 Posts

Find a way to kill myself. A life in prison is not a life worth living.

Avatar image for soulfood4
soulfood4

5459

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 7

User Lists: 0

#3 soulfood4
Member since 2005 • 5459 Posts
Sleep, and then appeal. And since people will always ask, what am i in prison for again?
Avatar image for UnrighteousFury
UnrighteousFury

2764

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#4 UnrighteousFury
Member since 2008 • 2764 Posts

Reading, I guess. Or planning my escape.

I don't imagine that they'd be much else to do.

Avatar image for JimCarreyForYou
JimCarreyForYou

2606

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#5 JimCarreyForYou
Member since 2009 • 2606 Posts
St. Anger. Probably trying to get pumped myself and be the bad ass in there.
Avatar image for DrSponge
DrSponge

12763

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#6 DrSponge
Member since 2008 • 12763 Posts
Fapping. All. Day.
Avatar image for HitomiChan
HitomiChan

15305

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#7 HitomiChan
Member since 2009 • 15305 Posts

um.. reading while planning my escape..:P

Avatar image for vidplayer8
vidplayer8

18549

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 4

User Lists: 0

#8 vidplayer8
Member since 2006 • 18549 Posts

I'd be the guy smuggilng in quarter pounders.

Avatar image for StaticPenguin
StaticPenguin

3433

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 67

User Lists: 0

#9 StaticPenguin
Member since 2004 • 3433 Posts

I would try to utilize everything I learned from playing Chronicles of Riddick: Escape From Butcher Bay.

I'd probably fail miserably but, dammit to hell if I'm going to let someone rape me.

Avatar image for JimCarreyForYou
JimCarreyForYou

2606

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#10 JimCarreyForYou
Member since 2009 • 2606 Posts

um.. reading while planning my escape..:P

HitomiChan
You won't probably have any problems with food there. Hehe
Avatar image for Bruin4ev3r1520
Bruin4ev3r1520

8843

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#11 Bruin4ev3r1520
Member since 2005 • 8843 Posts
With no chance of parole? I would constantly be trying to escape. If I realized there was no way that was happening I would kill myself. Or kill the guards and other prisoners until I receive the death penalty so I can die a less painful death.
Avatar image for dariency
Dariency

9465

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 23

User Lists: 0

#12 Dariency
Member since 2003 • 9465 Posts

Crying most likely.

Avatar image for soulfood4
soulfood4

5459

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 7

User Lists: 0

#13 soulfood4
Member since 2005 • 5459 Posts

um.. reading while planning my escape..:P

HitomiChan
Make sure you watch the first season of prison break before they arrest you!
Avatar image for modestkraut1291
modestkraut1291

763

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 4

User Lists: 0

#14 modestkraut1291
Member since 2009 • 763 Posts

Fapping. All. Day.DrSponge

with mayonaise? i dont think they give prisoners lotion :P

Avatar image for Foolz3h
Foolz3h

23739

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 14

User Lists: 0

#15 Foolz3h
Member since 2006 • 23739 Posts
With no chance of parole? I would constantly be trying to escape. If I realized there was no way that was happening I would kill myself. Or kill the guards and other prisoners until I receive the death penalty so I can die a less painful death.Bruin4ev3r1520
Good luck getting a non-painful death out of lethal injection. :P Me, well? I'd probably spend it in prison.
Avatar image for XD4NTESINF3RNOX
XD4NTESINF3RNOX

7438

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 4

User Lists: 0

#16 XD4NTESINF3RNOX
Member since 2008 • 7438 Posts
by getting ripped isn't that what most people do in prison
Avatar image for JimCarreyForYou
JimCarreyForYou

2606

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#17 JimCarreyForYou
Member since 2009 • 2606 Posts
[QUOTE="Raikoh_"]

I would try to utilize everything I learned from playing Chronicles of Riddick: Escape From Butcher Bay.

I'd probably fail miserably but, dammit to hell if I'm going to let someone rape me.

Let's say I'm the guard or the boss in the prison, if I told you that I will let you scape/out if I have my way with you. Would you keep that stand or will you let it happen?
Avatar image for thepwninator
thepwninator

8134

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 4

User Lists: 0

#18 thepwninator
Member since 2006 • 8134 Posts
St. Anger. Probably trying to get pumped myself and be the bad ass in there.JimCarreyForYou
St. Anger? That would make me want to kill myself more than it would make me want to be the badass in there.
Avatar image for soulfood4
soulfood4

5459

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 7

User Lists: 0

#19 soulfood4
Member since 2005 • 5459 Posts

I would try to utilize everything I learned from playing Chronicles of Riddick: Escape From Butcher Bay.

I'd probably fail miserably but, dammit to hell if I'm going to let someone rape me.

Raikoh_
My dad's co-worker was raped in jail, he was a con man and was sentenced to 5 years. Now he never wants to go to jail again, and he speaks to kids who wound up in juvi about how horrible jail is.
Avatar image for FatalFantasy206
FatalFantasy206

436

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#20 FatalFantasy206
Member since 2009 • 436 Posts

Find a way to kill myself. A life in prison is not a life worth living.

Toriko42

That's how I would feel. I would much rather have the death sentence than life in prison. Each day confined, knowing I would never have freedom, unbearable.

Avatar image for JimCarreyForYou
JimCarreyForYou

2606

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#21 JimCarreyForYou
Member since 2009 • 2606 Posts
[QUOTE="JimCarreyForYou"]St. Anger. Probably trying to get pumped myself and be the bad ass in there.thepwninator
St. Anger? That would make me want to kill myself more than it would make me want to be the badass in there.

I'll make a cooler video than the one from metallica.
Avatar image for modestkraut1291
modestkraut1291

763

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 4

User Lists: 0

#22 modestkraut1291
Member since 2009 • 763 Posts

[QUOTE="Toriko42"]

Find a way to kill myself. A life in prison is not a life worth living.

FatalFantasy206

That's how I would feel. I would much rather have the death sentence than life in prison. Each day confined, knowing I would never have freedom, unbearable.

live inside your mind

Avatar image for cowboymonkey21
cowboymonkey21

5297

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#23 cowboymonkey21
Member since 2007 • 5297 Posts

I'd probably try to escape. Failing that, I would try to kill myself.

Avatar image for Bruin4ev3r1520
Bruin4ev3r1520

8843

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#24 Bruin4ev3r1520
Member since 2005 • 8843 Posts
[QUOTE="Bruin4ev3r1520"]With no chance of parole? I would constantly be trying to escape. If I realized there was no way that was happening I would kill myself. Or kill the guards and other prisoners until I receive the death penalty so I can die a less painful death.Foolz3h
Good luck getting a non-painful death out of lethal injection. :P Me, well? I'd probably spend it in prison.

I prefer death by firing squad. It's just way more bad-ass. Unfortunately that could be extremely painful if something went wrong. But bad-ass nonetheless.
Avatar image for UnrighteousFury
UnrighteousFury

2764

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#25 UnrighteousFury
Member since 2008 • 2764 Posts

live inside your mind

modestkraut1291

I think I spend too much time inside my mind already.

Is it weird that my greatest fear is that one day I'll lose the ability to distinguish reality from fantasy?

Avatar image for optiow
optiow

28284

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 9

User Lists: 0

#26 optiow
Member since 2008 • 28284 Posts
I would write a book, as I would have much free time.
Avatar image for soulfood4
soulfood4

5459

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 7

User Lists: 0

#27 soulfood4
Member since 2005 • 5459 Posts

[QUOTE="modestkraut1291"]

live inside your mind

UnrighteousFury

I think I spend too much time inside my mind already.

Is it weird that my greatest fear is that one day I'll lose the ability to distinguish reality from fantasy?

Yes...i believe that's borderline insanity lol. The only time i spend inside my head is when im sleeping.
Avatar image for soulfood4
soulfood4

5459

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 7

User Lists: 0

#28 soulfood4
Member since 2005 • 5459 Posts
I would write a book, as I would have much free time.optiow
I dont believe they would give you a pen, or pencil, if you were in jail for life without parole, they'd think you'd try to kill yourself. Unless they gave you limited access to a computer.
Avatar image for modestkraut1291
modestkraut1291

763

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 4

User Lists: 0

#29 modestkraut1291
Member since 2009 • 763 Posts

[QUOTE="modestkraut1291"]

live inside your mind

UnrighteousFury

I think I spend too much time inside my mind already.

Is it weird that my greatest fear is that one day I'll lose the ability to distinguish reality from fantasy?

Since there is no one true reality you already cannot distinguish it.

Avatar image for West-Coast-G
West-Coast-G

4414

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#30 West-Coast-G
Member since 2006 • 4414 Posts

[QUOTE="Toriko42"]

Find a way to kill myself. A life in prison is not a life worth living.

FatalFantasy206

That's how I would feel. I would much rather have the death sentence than life in prison. Each day confined, knowing I would never have freedom, unbearable.

It takes so damn long to be killed in the prison system that both sentences are pretty much the same thing. -WCG
Avatar image for yokofox33
yokofox33

30775

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 13

User Lists: 0

#31 yokofox33
Member since 2004 • 30775 Posts

Digging. And lifting weights.

Avatar image for UnrighteousFury
UnrighteousFury

2764

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#32 UnrighteousFury
Member since 2008 • 2764 Posts

Yes...i believe that's borderline insanity lol. The only time i spend inside my head is when im sleeping. soulfood4

Borderline insanity is probably a good way to describe where I'm at.:P

Since there is no one true reality you already cannot distinguish it.

modestkraut1291

What I meant was that I'm afraid one day I'll start to believe all the little stories that I've got running through my head.

Avatar image for West-Coast-G
West-Coast-G

4414

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#34 West-Coast-G
Member since 2006 • 4414 Posts

[QUOTE="soulfood4"]Yes...i believe that's borderline insanity lol. The only time i spend inside my head is when im sleeping. UnrighteousFury

Borderline insanity is probably a good way to describe where I'm at.:P

Since there is no one true reality you already cannot distinguish it.

modestkraut1291

What I meant was that I'm afraid one day I'll start to believe all the little stories that I've got running through my head.

Care to share any? -WCG
Avatar image for UnrighteousFury
UnrighteousFury

2764

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#35 UnrighteousFury
Member since 2008 • 2764 Posts

Care to share any? -WCGWest-Coast-G

Uh, well whenever I get really bored in class, I think about what it would be like if my school were a reality show. I'd be the star, and the whole country would immediately recognize how ridiculously funny I am.:P

The rest of them are pretty much just me in stupid situations. Captain of a space station, chief of an Indian tribe. Stuff like that.

Avatar image for West-Coast-G
West-Coast-G

4414

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#37 West-Coast-G
Member since 2006 • 4414 Posts

[QUOTE="West-Coast-G"]Care to share any? -WCGUnrighteousFury

Uh, well whenever I get really bored in class, I think about what it would be like if my school were a reality show. I'd be the star, and the whole country would immediately recognize how ridiculously funny I am.:P

The rest of them are pretty much just me in stupid situations. Captain of a space station, chief of an Indian tribe. Stuff like that.

Maybe you should try out for acting. It might prove to be a positive outlet for all this creativity. -WCG
Avatar image for CardiacKid07
CardiacKid07

1225

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 1

User Lists: 0

#38 CardiacKid07
Member since 2007 • 1225 Posts
Work out and start a fight club lol
Avatar image for fidosim
fidosim

12901

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 15

User Lists: 0

#39 fidosim
Member since 2003 • 12901 Posts
I'll do the MLK thing and write long letters, think long thoughts and pray long prayers. I'd probably write, read, and maybe get a harmonica and become a badass harmonica player. :P
Avatar image for Ghost_702
Ghost_702

7405

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 5

User Lists: 0

#40 Ghost_702
Member since 2006 • 7405 Posts

Reading, I guess. Or planning my escape.

I don't imagine that they'd be much else to do.

UnrighteousFury

Exactly what I would do. Try to avoid other prisoners as much as possible, avoid being "violated". Plan the perfect escape, possibly similar to Shawshank Redemption.

Avatar image for LastResortCooki
LastResortCooki

160

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#41 LastResortCooki
Member since 2009 • 160 Posts
Read books instructing me on how to make an explosive using basic materials found in prison...
Avatar image for gago-gago
gago-gago

12138

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 1

User Lists: 0

#42 gago-gago
Member since 2009 • 12138 Posts

Find God and be one of those scared straight people.

Avatar image for dynam3
dynam3

1598

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 3

User Lists: 0

#43 dynam3
Member since 2008 • 1598 Posts

Do pushups and get built

Avatar image for DJ-Lafleur
DJ-Lafleur

35604

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 9

User Lists: 0

#44 DJ-Lafleur
Member since 2007 • 35604 Posts

I would request that I share a cell with Michael Schofield.

Avatar image for 69ANT69
69ANT69

8472

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#45 69ANT69
Member since 2007 • 8472 Posts
I would spend years trying to dig a hole through my wall using a spoon :P
Avatar image for ernie1989
ernie1989

8547

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#46 ernie1989
Member since 2004 • 8547 Posts

I would spend my time thinking and creating artwork.

Avatar image for Toriko42
Toriko42

27562

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 45

User Lists: 0

#47 Toriko42
Member since 2006 • 27562 Posts

[QUOTE="FatalFantasy206"]

[QUOTE="Toriko42"]

Find a way to kill myself. A life in prison is not a life worth living.

modestkraut1291

That's how I would feel. I would much rather have the death sentence than life in prison. Each day confined, knowing I would never have freedom, unbearable.

live inside your mind

Then you end up like Charles Manson With a one two three a knife the wicked

Avatar image for deactivated-58df4522915cb
deactivated-58df4522915cb

5527

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 4

User Lists: 0

#48 deactivated-58df4522915cb
Member since 2007 • 5527 Posts

id work out every day and practice martial arts every single day. one day i would be able to escape and overpower any guards in the process!

Avatar image for black_cat19
black_cat19

8212

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#49 black_cat19
Member since 2006 • 8212 Posts

I would spend my days making sure not to drop the soap.

Avatar image for chessmaster1989
chessmaster1989

30203

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 8

User Lists: 0

#50 chessmaster1989
Member since 2008 • 30203 Posts
Probably being bored out of my ****ing mind...