One time in high school I was changing the garbage bag in the art room, and had to put this big rubber tube thing around it for it to stay in place. As I was putting it on, it slipped, and snapped the ass of this really hot person I liked. I was mortified. True story: we later dated in college, and I was surprised he didn't remember the incident.
Dark-Sithious
Wait, is the infamous mysterylobster a woman? :o
No, he's just overcompensating by being a conservative/bible thumper.
just apologize tomorrow but dont sound desperate. this kinda reminds me of what happened in superbad when seth punches that girl right in the chest. :P
One time in high school I was changing the garbage bag in the art room, and had to put this big rubber tube thing around it for it to stay in place. As I was putting it on, it slipped, and snapped the ass of this really hot person I liked. I was mortified. True story: we later dated in college, and I was surprised he didn't remember the incident.
m1993
Wait, is the infamous mysterylobster a woman? :o
No, he's just overcompensating by being a conservative/bible thumper.
What you should do is punch every other girl in your school in the face even harder than you did to her. This will indicate to her that you care for her more since you didn't hurt her as much as the other girls and she'll fall for you. And congrats! You're dating the hottest girl in school! :D
She's a model? And hey, now she noticed you. Now you should have your foot in the door. I would take this as a chance for an opportunity rather then something to be embarrassed about...... And that is why I only carry a binder. **** bringing books to class, looks better not being prepared.
Today I was just walking down the hallway, minding my own business, when I decided to put the second backpack flap over my other arm (like most normal people). I reach over for it with my left arm, but then when I extended my arm to put the flap over it I accidentally punched the hottest girl in school right square in the face. She started flipping out, but didn't get very mad.
The bad thing is, I could only let out a meek little "oops" before I walked away in embarrasment. The thing is, I sit right behind her tommorow in Econ. What should I do? She's insanely hot and a model, too. I hope I didn't hit her face too hard and destroy her modeling career... :?
[QUOTE="hockey73"]I would just apologize to her tomorrow, be like "I'm totally sorry for hitting you in the face yesterday, I know it's a little late but are you ok?" Something like that, idk that's what I would do. Hot-Tamale
I actually haven't told you everything. Last year I accidentally spit on the same chick when I was trying to spit on one of my friends from the school balcony-thing up above. I apologized for that, though...
Today I was just walking down the hallway, minding my own business, when I decided to put the second backpack flap over my other arm (like most normal people). I reach over for it with my left arm, but then when I extended my arm to put the flap over it I accidentally punched the hottest girl in school right square in the face. She started flipping out, but didn't get very mad.
The bad thing is, I could only let out a meek little "oops" before I walked away in embarrasment. The thing is, I sit right behind her tommorow in Econ. What should I do? She's insanely hot and a model, too. I hope I didn't hit her face too hard and destroy her modeling career... :?
One time in high school I was changing the garbage bag in the art room, and had to put this big rubber tube thing around it for it to stay in place. As I was putting it on, it slipped, and snapped the ass of this really hot person I liked. I was mortified. True story: we later dated in college, and I was surprised he didn't remember the incident.
Dark-Sithious
Wait, is the infamous mysterylobster a woman? :o
I was outed a while ago by a rogue mod who decided to snoop through my private information. I just don't make a big deal about it, and I hope others don't either.
There are cases where a complete embarrasment can be a great advantage. You could use it as an excuse for taking her out for lunch, just to make it up for the accident. Who knows, maybe you might wound up dating her.
One time in high school I was changing the garbage bag in the art room, and had to put this big rubber tube thing around it for it to stay in place. As I was putting it on, it slipped, and snapped the ass of this really hot person I liked. I was mortified. True story: we later dated in college, and I was surprised he didn't remember the incident.
Wait, is the infamous mysterylobster a woman? :o
I was outed a while ago by a rogue mod who decided to snoop through my private information. I just don't make a big deal about it, and I hope others don't either. omg *makes a big deal of it*
Log in to comment