I accidentally punched the hottest girl in school.

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#101 marcus4hire
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"Listen, I would like to apologize for two things. First, for inadvertently hitting you yesterday. It was a complete accident and I am sorry. And second, for not aplogizing at the time and checking to make sure you are okay. I was a bit embarrassed by the whole incident and didn't know how to react."

She will most likely ast why you were embarrassed if it was an accident.

"How would you feel if you popped the most beaufiful girl in the entire school??"

Score.

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#102 Brainkiller05
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just approach her and say "it wasn't me who punched you in the face yesterday" then back away with twitchy eyes.
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#103 deactivated-5e836a855beb2
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just approach her and say "it wasn't me who punched you in the face yesterday" then back away with twitchy eyes.Brainkiller05
Jedi mind trick/hand swipe: "I am not the one you're looking for"
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#104 wii4panta
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Did you press R to finish her?
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#105 HellRazer360
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that story sounds fake to me
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#106 aaronmullan
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Next time you should drop-kick her.
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#107 Lance_C
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Just tell her you're sorry, for what happened yesterday. And perhaps ask what you can do to make it right.
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#108 geodisicdome
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you sit behind her? sweet.
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#109 pygmahia5
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lmao ur my hero.
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#110 pygmahia5
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lmao you're my hero!
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#111 Rigga911
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you should go up to her to give a kiss, and then sneeze in her face
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#112 mark_c_128
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say sorry next time you seeher - good way to start a conversation potentially leading to being friends with the girl
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#113 freshgman
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[QUOTE="mysterylobster"][QUOTE="Dark-Sithious"][QUOTE="mysterylobster"]

One time in high school I was changing the garbage bag in the art room, and had to put this big rubber tube thing around it for it to stay in place. As I was putting it on, it slipped, and snapped the ass of this really hot person I liked. I was mortified. True story: we later dated in college, and I was surprised he didn't remember the incident.

Wait, is the infamous mysterylobster a woman? :o

I was outed a while ago by a rogue mod who decided to snoop through my private information. I just don't make a big deal about it, and I hope others don't either.

or a sex change
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#114 krazykillaz
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If you didn't apologize already, you can, but it doesn't sound like a big deal.
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#115 Dawq902
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Just say you are sorry...all you can do.Darth-Caedus
that seems like a good thing to do. Better than "i enjoyed punching you in the face"
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#116 DBScott11
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Try this:

'Hey babe, I'm supplying punches again today, your face have any demand?'

 

It'll show you how good at economics you are.

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ask her is she will "hit" back as in hit u might be able to tell that i mean bang, lay or any other things to mean gettin it on
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#117 jakndaxter7223
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punch her in the back of the head in Econ.
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#118 KOTORkicker
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Ask her if she'll let you cover for her modelling contracts.
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#119 KOTORkicker
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Did you press R to finish her?wii4panta
He didn't have a full Special bar, idiot.
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#120 The_Solid
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Today I was just walking down the hallway, minding my own business, when I decided to put the second backpack flap over my other arm (like most normal people). I reach over for it with my left arm, but then when I extended my arm to put the flap over it I accidentally punched the hottest girl in school right square in the face. She started flipping out, but didn't get very mad.

The bad thing is, I could only let out a meek little "oops" before I walked away in embarrasment. The thing is, I sit right behind her tommorow in Econ. What should I do? She's insanely hot and a model, too. I hope I didn't hit her face too hard and destroy her modeling career... :?

Hot-Tamale
Any disfigurement or scairng,they dont take to well to tht kinda stuff,btw she might start hanging out with u more,if it wasnt serious.
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#121 Phantom_J
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"Listen, I would like to apologize for two things. First, for inadvertently hitting you yesterday. It was a complete accident and I am sorry. And second, for not aplogizing at the time and checking to make sure you are okay. I was a bit embarrassed by the whole incident and didn't know how to react."

She will most likely ast why you were embarrassed if it was an accident.

"How would you feel if you popped the most beaufiful girl in the entire school??"

Score.

marcus4hire
Though the rest of the posts were funny as hell, this would genuinely turn you from a p**** to a real Stand-Up Guy.
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#122 esbastica
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punch her in the back of the head in Econ.jakndaxter7223
AKA donkey punch
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#123 Morning_Revival
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Lmao, thats great!
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#124 Murj
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Today I was just walking down the hallway, minding my own business, when I decided to put the second backpack flap over my other arm (like most normal people). I reach over for it with my left arm, but then when I extended my arm to put the flap over it I accidentally punched the hottest girl in school right square in the face. She started flipping out, but didn't get very mad.

The bad thing is, I could only let out a meek little "oops" before I walked away in embarrasment. The thing is, I sit right behind her tommorow in Econ. What should I do? She's insanely hot and a model, too. I hope I didn't hit her face too hard and destroy her modeling career... :?

Hot-Tamale

Leave her a note saying how sorry you are, and that you would like to make it up to her with lunch. Maybe you could show her your Beaver Warrior.

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#125 GamerBoy53
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Pics??? I want to see if she's really that ugly now:D.
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#126 Bauers-Twin
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say you are sorry and see if she laughs it off are you friends with her or anything?
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#127 AvIdGaMeR444
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Today I was just walking down the hallway, minding my own business, when I decided to put the second backpack flap over my other arm (like most normal people). I reach over for it with my left arm, but then when I extended my arm to put the flap over it I accidentally punched the hottest girl in school right square in the face. She started flipping out, but didn't get very mad.

The bad thing is, I could only let out a meek little "oops" before I walked away in embarrasment. The thing is, I sit right behind her tommorow in Econ. What should I do? She's insanely hot and a model, too. I hope I didn't hit her face too hard and destroy her modeling career... :?

Hot-Tamale

Something similar actually happened to me a couple of years ago. Unfortunately, even though it was an accident, the girl told her boyfriend...who happened to be on the football team and really strong. I got the crap beat outta me. Just be prepared...if she's that hot, she's probably very shallow, thinks you hit her on purpose, and will probably try to get her bf to beat you up.

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#128 rockguy92
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Talk to her.
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#129 cpo335
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Touch her... arm.

And then do a horizontal roll on your lateral axis to escape befire she flips out again.

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#130 Me2nice
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Today I was just walking down the hallway, minding my own business, when I decided to put the second backpack flap over my other arm (like most normal people). I reach over for it with my left arm, but then when I extended my arm to put the flap over it I accidentally punched the hottest girl in school right square in the face. She started flipping out, but didn't get very mad.

The bad thing is, I could only let out a meek little "oops" before I walked away in embarrasment. The thing is, I sit right behind her tommorow in Econ. What should I do? She's insanely hot and a model, too. I hope I didn't hit her face too hard and destroy her modeling career... :?

Hot-Tamale
Just apologize and let her know it was an accident.
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#131 kemar7856
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why would u falcon punch teh hottest girl in school lol not cool man:evil:
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#132 Murj
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I don't think you hit her hard enough. Get back in there and break her nose.
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#133 Hot-Tamale
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[QUOTE="Hot-Tamale"]

[QUOTE="hockey73"]I would just apologize to her tomorrow, be like "I'm totally sorry for hitting you in the face yesterday, I know it's a little late but are you ok?" Something like that, idk that's what I would do. majoras_wrath

I actually haven't told you everything. Last year I accidentally spit on the same chick when I was trying to spit on one of my friends from the school balcony-thing up above. I apologized for that, though...

Someone is smooth with the ladaysss

Haha lol

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#134 double_decker
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Just let her know it was an accident and that you are actually sorry for hitting her, as you said she wasn't all that mad, probably just more surprised than anything so she'll probably just accept the apology and then life goes on.
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#135 ipromise3
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Why would you just say "oops" and leave after punching anyone in the face?uhoh_hotdogs
hahaha i agree with u
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#137 Tsunami23
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Why would you just say "oops" and leave after punching anyone in the face?uhoh_hotdogs

Seriously.... :roll:

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#138 Thiago26792
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It's too late to say sorry now, I think. I hope it wasn't that serious.
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#139 Optical_Order
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[QUOTE="majoras_wrath"][QUOTE="Hot-Tamale"]

I actually haven't told you everything. Last year I accidentally spit on the same chick when I was trying to spit on one of my friends from the school balcony-thing up above. I apologized for that, though...

Hot-Tamale

Someone is smooth with the ladaysss

Haha lol

I think you should just avoid this girl. You spit on her, then you hit her in the face? Next thing you know you hit her with your car or something. "Oops" might not be enough then.

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#140 jjj13
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Just apologize.Nothign huge jsut say "Sorry about yesterday."
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#141 Zenkuso
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Just say what really happened you idiot, if she doesn't understand then to bad its not like your fantasy about her are going to come true :D
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#142 chrisrooR
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apologize regardless of whether or not you meant to punch her. Tell her it was an accident and then ask her out.
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#143 _Brennan_
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OMG when I read the topic title, I thought that you actually threw a punch and hit the hottest girl in school. Anyway, all you can do is just apologize and for your sake, hope she forgives you :)
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#144 C_BozkurT_C
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Just apologize.Nothign huge jsut say "Sorry about yesterday."jjj13
u guys are way too nice
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#145 xXMcClaneXx
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just make light of the situation...say sorry about it but recognize the fact that it was a funny mistake....me and my girl have accidently head butted each other and just laughed about....while saying oww hahah
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#146 deactivated-5f4694ac412a8
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I'm assuming things like this happen to you quite often, yes?
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#147 Pinkk346
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Stare at her until she spontaneously combusts. Then revel in the glory of a job well done.
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#148 EmpCom
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Punch her again you never know she might even go out on a date with you then
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#149 groovdafied
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Give her an apology, buy her a bandage with a heart on it, and then receive hot steamy secks
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#150 EmpCom
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Give her a pizza and tell her its to match the damage you did to her face you wicked wicked boy