I can't even make this **** up.

Lmao wtf? Ahahahahaaha holy crap. Lol I mean wow. Thats just...wrong.KrunkMastaX

There was a similar case a couple of years back in the UK I think. Except the guy was arrested for molesting his bicycle inside his motel room:lol:C-Himura

[QUOTE="Pearl_of_Egypt"]nothing wrong with that, picnic tables can be sexy too.;)CIoud_S

but everyone needs love, objects and people alike.

now if you'll excuse me, I have a lamp in need of my attention :oops:

..............

so.....where do i find this sexy picnic table?

Dudez! Tables are the best shag aboot. Everyone knows that.

[QUOTE="CIoud_S"][QUOTE="Pearl_of_Egypt"]nothing wrong with that, picnic tables can be sexy too.;)Pearl_of_Egypt

but everyone needs love, objects and people alike.

now if you'll excuse me, I have a lamp in need of my attention :oops:

*Gets the camera again*

I've heard of flat women referred to as a "carpenter's Dream" but this is rediculous! :P

any holes a goal. :)xbox3604lyf

That was the 2nd line that cossed my mind

[QUOTE="Pearl_of_Egypt"]

[QUOTE="CIoud_S"][QUOTE="Pearl_of_Egypt"]nothing wrong with that, picnic tables can be sexy too.;)xSIZEMATTER

but everyone needs love, objects and people alike.

now if you'll excuse me, I have a lamp in need of my attention :oops:

*Gets the camera again*

VAHAHAHA!!! you got so owned that day dude!!! it was a thread abt "considering using male enchancements" and u said why would i care abt my size im tottaly cool with my size or sumthing else i cnt remember.....and then some guy called u out that ur name says "XSIZEMATTERS" bahahaha!!! U GOT SUPER OWNED!!! hahah!! u nvr came back to the thread too. UR A FRESH FAIL. lol

[QUOTE="xSIZEMATTER"][QUOTE="Pearl_of_Egypt"]

[QUOTE="CIoud_S"][QUOTE="Pearl_of_Egypt"]nothing wrong with that, picnic tables can be sexy too.;)my-big-pose

but everyone needs love, objects and people alike.

now if you'll excuse me, I have a lamp in need of my attention :oops:

*Gets the camera again*

VAHAHAHA!!! you got so owned that day dude!!! it was a thread abt "considering using male enchancements" and u said why would i care abt my size im tottaly cool with my size or sumthing else i cnt remember.....and then some guy called u out that ur name says "XSIZEMATTERS" bahahaha!!! U GOT SUPER OWNED!!! hahah!! u nvr came back to the thread too. UR A FRESH FAIL. lol

LOL :lol: ur drunk like me chief! yeah?

*hi-5*

[QUOTE="xSIZEMATTER"][QUOTE="Pearl_of_Egypt"]

[QUOTE="CIoud_S"][QUOTE="Pearl_of_Egypt"]nothing wrong with that, picnic tables can be sexy too.;)my-big-pose

but everyone needs love, objects and people alike.

now if you'll excuse me, I have a lamp in need of my attention :oops:

*Gets the camera again*

VAHAHAHA!!! you got so owned that day dude!!! it was a thread abt "considering using male enchancements" and u said why would i care abt my size im tottaly cool with my size or sumthing else i cnt remember.....and then some guy called u out that ur name says "XSIZEMATTERS" bahahaha!!! U GOT SUPER OWNED!!! hahah!! u nvr came back to the thread too. UR A FRESH FAIL. lol

I'm sorry, what? :?

[QUOTE="my-big-pose"][QUOTE="xSIZEMATTER"][QUOTE="Pearl_of_Egypt"]

[QUOTE="CIoud_S"][QUOTE="Pearl_of_Egypt"]nothing wrong with that, picnic tables can be sexy too.;)bradleybhoy

but everyone needs love, objects and people alike.

now if you'll excuse me, I have a lamp in need of my attention :oops:

*Gets the camera again*

VAHAHAHA!!! you got so owned that day dude!!! it was a thread abt "considering using male enchancements" and u said why would i care abt my size im tottaly cool with my size or sumthing else i cnt remember.....and then some guy called u out that ur name says "XSIZEMATTERS" bahahaha!!! U GOT SUPER OWNED!!! hahah!! u nvr came back to the thread too. UR A FRESH FAIL. lol

LOL :lol: ur drunk like me chief! yeah?

*hi-5*

bahahah,yeap~yes i am...but not drunk....something else.

[QUOTE="my-big-pose"][QUOTE="xSIZEMATTER"][QUOTE="Pearl_of_Egypt"]

[QUOTE="CIoud_S"][QUOTE="Pearl_of_Egypt"]nothing wrong with that, picnic tables can be sexy too.;)xSIZEMATTER

but everyone needs love, objects and people alike.

now if you'll excuse me, I have a lamp in need of my attention :oops:

*Gets the camera again*

VAHAHAHA!!! you got so owned that day dude!!! it was a thread abt "considering using male enchancements" and u said why would i care abt my size im tottaly cool with my size or sumthing else i cnt remember.....and then some guy called u out that ur name says "XSIZEMATTERS" bahahaha!!! U GOT SUPER OWNED!!! hahah!! u nvr came back to the thread too. UR A FRESH FAIL. lol

I'm sorry, what? :?

zomg,im gonna freaking look for that thread and show it to you. u just wait man.

[QUOTE="xSIZEMATTER"][QUOTE="my-big-pose"][QUOTE="xSIZEMATTER"][QUOTE="Pearl_of_Egypt"]

[QUOTE="CIoud_S"][QUOTE="Pearl_of_Egypt"]nothing wrong with that, picnic tables can be sexy too.;)my-big-pose

but everyone needs love, objects and people alike.

now if you'll excuse me, I have a lamp in need of my attention :oops:

*Gets the camera again*

VAHAHAHA!!! you got so owned that day dude!!! it was a thread abt "considering using male enchancements" and u said why would i care abt my size im tottaly cool with my size or sumthing else i cnt remember.....and then some guy called u out that ur name says "XSIZEMATTERS" bahahaha!!! U GOT SUPER OWNED!!! hahah!! u nvr came back to the thread too. UR A FRESH FAIL. lol

I'm sorry, what? :?

zomg,im gonna freaking look for that thread and show it to you. u just wait man.

there u freaking go!

this is the thread. http://www.gamespot.com/pages/forums/show_msgs.php?topic_id=26286982&page=1

on page 2 u said " i nvr got any complaints" and then bam u got owned on page 2 by ElArab.

[QUOTE="my-big-pose"][QUOTE="xSIZEMATTER"][QUOTE="my-big-pose"][QUOTE="xSIZEMATTER"][QUOTE="Pearl_of_Egypt"]

[QUOTE="CIoud_S"][QUOTE="Pearl_of_Egypt"]nothing wrong with that, picnic tables can be sexy too.;)my-big-pose

but everyone needs love, objects and people alike.

now if you'll excuse me, I have a lamp in need of my attention :oops:

*Gets the camera again*

VAHAHAHA!!! you got so owned that day dude!!! it was a thread abt "considering using male enchancements" and u said why would i care abt my size im tottaly cool with my size or sumthing else i cnt remember.....and then some guy called u out that ur name says "XSIZEMATTERS" bahahaha!!! U GOT SUPER OWNED!!! hahah!! u nvr came back to the thread too. UR A FRESH FAIL. lol

I'm sorry, what? :?

zomg,im gonna freaking look for that thread and show it to you. u just wait man.

there u freaking go!

this is the thread. http://www.gamespot.com/pages/forums/show_msgs.php?topic_id=26286982&page=1

on page 2 u said " i nvr got any complaints" and then bam u got owned on page 2 by ElArab.

did he have a meal on it before? then its like a full date.LoG-Sacrament

Oh how I want to sig that.

there u freaking go!

this is the thread. http://www.gamespot.com/pages/forums/show_msgs.php?topic_id=26286982&page=1

on page 2 u said " i nvr got any complaints" and then bam u got owned on page 2 by ElArab.

xSIZEMATTER wrote: Nope, never had any complaints.

El ARAB wrote. says a guy named "xSIZEMATTER"

sorry,i just had to do it.

my-big-pose

OBJECTION RELEVANCE?!

(seriously, what does this have to do with anything)

[QUOTE="my-big-pose"][QUOTE="xSIZEMATTER"][QUOTE="my-big-pose"][QUOTE="xSIZEMATTER"][QUOTE="Pearl_of_Egypt"]

[QUOTE="CIoud_S"][QUOTE="Pearl_of_Egypt"]nothing wrong with that, picnic tables can be sexy too.;)my-big-pose

but everyone needs love, objects and people alike.

now if you'll excuse me, I have a lamp in need of my attention :oops:

*Gets the camera again*

VAHAHAHA!!! you got so owned that day dude!!! it was a thread abt "considering using male enchancements" and u said why would i care abt my size im tottaly cool with my size or sumthing else i cnt remember.....and then some guy called u out that ur name says "XSIZEMATTERS" bahahaha!!! U GOT SUPER OWNED!!! hahah!! u nvr came back to the thread too. UR A FRESH FAIL. lol

I'm sorry, what? :?

zomg,im gonna freaking look for that thread and show it to you. u just wait man.

there u freaking go!

this is the thread. http://www.gamespot.com/pages/forums/show_msgs.php?topic_id=26286982&page=1

on page 2 u said " i nvr got any complaints" and then bam u got owned on page 2 by ElArab.

I say this attempt at ownage has failed because nobody really cares. Sorry, just had to do it.

[QUOTE="my-big-pose"][QUOTE="my-big-pose"][QUOTE="xSIZEMATTER"][QUOTE="my-big-pose"][QUOTE="xSIZEMATTER"][QUOTE="Pearl_of_Egypt"]

[QUOTE="CIoud_S"][QUOTE="Pearl_of_Egypt"]

xSIZEMATTER

it doesnt....i just wanted to remind u of this moment of phail since i first read it...mission accomplish.

Either he's crazy, or his wife really is that bad.

....why?!MoldOnHold

well,son....when a man and a picnic table are close to each other they tend to make them close...everyday eating together....especially when the man like to sits on the picnic table...it tends to send some sexual tension. y'know? and one day the picnic table wanted to take it to the next step and i guess the picnic table opened up and showed the hole...and u know men....when theres a hole thats ur GOAL.

did he have a meal on it before? then its like a full date.LoG-Sacrament

Yeah...screw it, sigged.

[QUOTE="my-big-pose"][QUOTE="my-big-pose"][QUOTE="xSIZEMATTER"][QUOTE="my-big-pose"][QUOTE="xSIZEMATTER"][QUOTE="Pearl_of_Egypt"]

[QUOTE="CIoud_S"][QUOTE="Pearl_of_Egypt"]nothing wrong with that, picnic tables can be sexy too.;)Kikouken

but everyone needs love, objects and people alike.

now if you'll excuse me, I have a lamp in need of my attention :oops:

*Gets the camera again*

VAHAHAHA!!! you got so owned that day dude!!! it was a thread abt "considering using male enchancements" and u said why would i care abt my size im tottaly cool with my size or sumthing else i cnt remember.....and then some guy called u out that ur name says "XSIZEMATTERS" bahahaha!!! U GOT SUPER OWNED!!! hahah!! u nvr came back to the thread too. UR A FRESH FAIL. lol

I'm sorry, what? :?

zomg,im gonna freaking look for that thread and show it to you. u just wait man.

there u freaking go!

this is the thread. http://www.gamespot.com/pages/forums/show_msgs.php?topic_id=26286982&page=1

on page 2 u said " i nvr got any complaints" and then bam u got owned on page 2 by ElArab.

I say this attempt at ownage has failed because nobody really cares. Sorry, just had to do it.

Yeah he needs more work. maybe you should train him. :o

Let's hope this video makes its way on to the internet.

gosh........thats the worst place to get splinters....

0mgz t4bl3 pr0nz!:o:twisted:

Lol that is just **** up.

gosh........thats the worst place to get splinters....

martialbullet

it was a steel picnic table....

yeah,that guy took percautions.

[QUOTE="martialbullet"]

gosh........thats the worst place to get splinters....

my-big-pose

it was a steel picnic table....

yeah,that guy took percautions.

oh.....well ....darn it...........

[QUOTE="my-big-pose"][QUOTE="martialbullet"]

gosh........thats the worst place to get splinters....

martialbullet

it was a steel picnic table....

yeah,that guy took percautions.

oh.....well ....darn it...........

1 a: a thin piece split or broken off lengthwise b: a small needlelike particle2: a group or faction broken away from a parent body

It doesn't mention that it has to be wood to be a splinter. If the edges were rough it could have been left him splintered.

Aren't the holes in picnic tables pretty big? Maybe he was trying to show off to a teacher, or to a student's mother at elementary school :P

[QUOTE="martialbullet"][QUOTE="my-big-pose"][QUOTE="martialbullet"]

gosh........thats the worst place to get splinters....

Poedon

it was a steel picnic table....

yeah,that guy took percautions.

oh.....well ....darn it...........

1 a: a thin piece split or broken off lengthwise b: a small needlelike particle2: a group or faction broken away from a parent body

It doesn't mention that it has to be wood to be a splinter. If the edges were rough it could have been left him splintered.

Aren't the holes in picnic tables pretty big? Maybe he was trying to show off to a teacher, or to a student's mother at elementary school :P

i honestly wouldnt wanna know why he did....u nvr know what kinda weird crap ppl make up these days...

i mean,just look at tom cruise!!