LOL! I guess desperate times call for desperate measures.. maybe there was a picture of a really hot girl stuck on the table.. or he thought it was a blow up doll.. God knows..Takashi_7
I will admit that I have had times when I have gone 3-4 months without having sex, but never ever would i resort to having sex with a picnic table. I mean for the love of god! Go buy a porno tape or sumthing, and if that doesnt do it for you...get a prostitute. yes i know its deplorable and all that jazz, but its sure as hell alot better than having sex with a PICNIC TABLE!!! XD
He's married, so I'm guessing his wife doesn't want to have sex with him and instead has sex with a picnic table?Zaeryn
maybe his wife sux in bed. I mean, I've been with girls that were so bad in bed that it got to the point where i didnt want to sleep with them any more..Granted i never made luv to a picnic table, but i guess with the right amount of mental instability and drugs, i could see it happening :P
I like how its a metal one and not an ordinary wood one. I guess he likes the feel of cold metal against his skin instead of his wife. It makes you think how bad must she look if he were to go for a flat piece of metal. If Dr. Laura were to chime in on this she would say that the wife is to blame for this. :lol:
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