I hate my wife, with a passion.

Mind if I bang her then?

P.S. to everyone, my coonnection is VERY bad Gifs need from 10 to 20 minutes to load. thank you very much! :3FMAB_GTO

blow on your tin cans and string, there may be dust in there

[QUOTE="FMAB_GTO"]P.S. to everyone, my coonnection is VERY bad Gifs need from 10 to 20 minutes to load. thank you very much! :3wis3boi

blow on your tin cans and string, there may be dust in there

[QUOTE="wis3boi"]

[QUOTE="FMAB_GTO"]P.S. to everyone, my coonnection is VERY bad Gifs need from 10 to 20 minutes to load. thank you very much! :3FMAB_GTO

blow on your tin cans and string, there may be dust in there

Your internet!

I'm married and my wife is my soulmate. I couldn't even imagine marrying somebody else.

[QUOTE="FMAB_GTO"][QUOTE="wis3boi"]

blow on your tin cans and string, there may be dust in there

wis3boi

Your internet!

You must have intimidated himCanuck3000

You're like my online shoujo reading soulmate. That means it applies to you as well. The world cannot handle our Skip Beat and Rosario+Vampire love. <3soulless4now

[QUOTE="soulless4now"]

lol It already ended since FMAB is at a loss for words.

Canuck3000

AHEM. Awkward. >_>Canuck3000

Yay. :oops: I honestly glanced through that thread, but I don't have an interest in hearing anyone talk so I've ignored it for the most part. lol soulless4now

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[QUOTE="FMAB_GTO"] erm...what? ;/ Is this some weird american talk? if so then sorry im not good at that as well =PFMAB_GTO

Your internet!

wis3boi

I too hate my wife. I use to love her until I adopted a dog after his owner died of a terrible disease. My dog is a loud barker but my wife constantly calls my dog "stupid dog" which is insulting and demeaning and she's passing it down to my kids! My kids use to love my dog until my wife started becoming verbally abusive. The worst part is that my son actually went out and tried to convince me to adopt a rat. A RAT! A rat with diseases!

I want to divorce but it is impossible where I live, and I can't legally remarry so I'm in such of a predicament. There is only one way for me and Meeko to live happily ever so, in conclusion, I will have to "take care" of my "lovely" wife.

Fortunately, the murder rate in Skyrim is so terrible that no one will ever notice but can someone recommend me a good Dark Brotherhood assassin? Apparently the Dark Brotherhood isn't as diabolical as everyone claims to be since the assassins they keep sending after me fail so miserably.

wis3boi

lol But nah, not my thing. I wasn't even in favor of that place of having a PYP thread since I knew certain users would spam their pic over and over. lol soulless4now

don't hate me cause i'm beautiful !Allicrombie

You have a point~FMAB_GTO

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SirWander

And so far he was doing it in the first PYP before that one was purged because of certain member. lolsoulless4now

[QUOTE="soulless4now"]And so far he was doing it in the first PYP before that one was purged because of certain member. lolFMAB_GTO

[QUOTE="Allicrombie"]don't hate me cause i'm beautiful !soulless4now

You know her since you invited her there. She caused chaos last week so now we have to start modding sex talk because of her. lolsoulless4now

I figured you were talking about some generic forum. =PAllicrombie

[QUOTE="Allicrombie"]I figured you were talking about some generic forum. =Psoulless4now

Yes it does, and these words wont make me leave tabby for you >.> Are you also a fan of the Hana x Tabby like Pisces ? =P I did a recording for him this morning and can't wait till he hears it, he'll be listening to it every night before he sleeps :juggle:FMAB_GTO

had to go to TRC and see if i could find it. i did:P

love your voice and accent:oops:

Why are you still married then?chessmaster1989

I would think about divorce,dave123321

[QUOTE="FMAB_GTO"] Yes it does, and these words wont make me leave tabby for you >.> Are you also a fan of the Hana x Tabby like Pisces ? =P I did a recording for him this morning and can't wait till he hears it, he'll be listening to it every night before he sleeps :juggle:konvikt_17

had to go to TRC and see if i could find it. i did:P

love your voice and accent:oops:

more nudes?Allicrombie

[QUOTE="FMAB_GTO"]You have a point~soulless4now

Who? i must have missed it. was it before i joined?

PM?

lol No, Choas asked her to stop and she did. soulless4now

[QUOTE="soulless4now"][QUOTE="FMAB_GTO"]You have a point~konvikt_17

Who? i must have missed it. was it before i joined?

PM?

Speaking of PM's I'm throwing one your way............

[QUOTE="konvikt_17"]

[QUOTE="FMAB_GTO"] Yes it does, and these words wont make me leave tabby for you >.> Are you also a fan of the Hana x Tabby like Pisces ? =P I did a recording for him this morning and can't wait till he hears it, he'll be listening to it every night before he sleeps :juggle:FMAB_GTO

had to go to TRC and see if i could find it. i did:P

love your voice and accent:oops:

NP:D

wis3boi

[QUOTE="konvikt_17"]

[QUOTE="soulless4now"]And so far he was doing it in the first PYP before that one was purged because of certain member. lolChow_Mein_Kampf

Who? i must have missed it. was it before i joined?

PM?

Speaking of PM's I'm throwing one your way............

will be on the lookout for it

Who? i must have missed it. was it before i joined?

PM?

konvikt_17

[QUOTE="soulless4now"]lol No, Choas asked her to stop and she did. FMAB_GTO

[QUOTE="wis3boi"]

SirWander

There's soda on my monitor now. Thanks <3

[QUOTE="konvikt_17"]

Who? i must have missed it. was it before i joined?

PM?

soulless4now

ah.

is the thread still there? heard you say it was purged.

There's soda on my monitor now. Thanks <3

wis3boi

muahahaha

It's been a pleasure :3

Sucks for you.

[QUOTE="wis3boi"]

SirWander

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[QUOTE="wis3boi"]

Ace6301

It cannot be unseen or unheard

It cannot be unseen or unheardwis3boi

klassic posts from OP in a previous thread

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Why are women so self centered? What alternate realties are they living in that we're not aware of? Why do you they think can wash a single dish and claim they cleaned the entire kitchen? Why is that they're so unappreciative of the things that you do for them that they're unaware you're actually doing them? What crack fueled delusions are they having?

This post in particular is in regards to my wife who thinks that she is simply a baby sitter. I go to Nursing school all day, 5 days a week, and have a pile of things that I have to do whenever I am home in terms of studying, taking quizzes online, and writing care plans. Most of all studying, we take multiple exams every week over at least 10 chapters per week. Whenever I come home from doing the school thing, I take care of our son for several hours so that she can get a "break", and she is firmly under the assumption that I've never held him for over 30 minutes at a time? What the hell? Even my own family agree'd to her that they rarely ever see HER with him whenever I am home. Generally I am with the kid from 4pm to around 10pm, whenever I decide to sleep. I generally juggle studying and taking care of him in some form, be it sitting with him or feeding him. Yet I am accused of doing nothing? What crack fueled delusion is this? It's absolutely ridiculous, and then you mention what you actually do and she calls you a liar, rude and begins to cry.

I forgot to mention, I cook my own food, wash my own dishes, wash my own clothes, I go to school full time in an incredibly challenging medical field AND take care of my son whenever I get home. This b*tch sits at home all day, and somehow doesn't know where the trash can is at, or how to pick up things around the house. She is a total lazy slob. Seriously... You clean a dish and think you cleaned the entire Kitchen. The thing that makes me mad is not only is that disrespectful, but I take pride in taking care of my son. I do plenty of things that most men don't have the patience for, I take pride in being "different", I change diapers, give bathes, ETC. Yet here I am being accused of acting like any other guy would and not assuming responsibility whenever I am home?

What the HELL? What would YOU do in my shoes?

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