I hate my wife, with a passion.

you're so mad you post on OT about this... not sure if serious....

Get divorsed. I don't understand why people stay together if they can't stand each other. It's better to suffer through a divorse than to be unhappy. 

That's nice. Why don't you tell your mother about this instead and get divorced. 

soulless4now

[QUOTE="soulless4now"]

That's nice. Why don't you tell your mother about this instead and get divorced. 

swimmer1029

That doesn't even make any sense sakku D:FMAB_GTO

It'd be weird to ask that part to your mom is what I meant. 

[QUOTE="FMAB_GTO"]That doesn't even make any sense sakku D:swimmer1029

It'd be weird to ask that part to your mom is what I meant. 

It just is. D:

"Hey mom, did you ever hate dad? And I mean really REALLY hate him to the point were you wanted to divorce him and/or poison his mashed potatoes"

It just is. D:

"Hey mom, did you ever hate dad? And I mean really REALLY hate him to the point were you wanted to divorce him and/or poison his mashed potatoes"

swimmer1029

lol

It just is. D:

"Hey mom, did you ever hate dad? And I mean really REALLY hate him to the point were you wanted to divorce him and/or poison his mashed potatoes"

swimmer1029

Did someone try to poison your mashed potatoes once? FMAB_GTO

No, it just seemed like something that'd be easy to poison though...just mix in some powdered cyanide or something and then shove the body in the near the sewage plant down the road.

swimmer1029

Lots of TV shows + an imagination. u.u

Not like I ever planned to do it myself....if that were the case I wouldn't go with poison but with a knife. =)

Eh...maybe a bit too much to talk about here. >.> I'll drop that subject for now.

Lots of TV shows + an imagination. u.u

Not like I ever planned to do it myself....if that were the case I wouldn't go with poison but with a knife. =)

Eh...maybe a bit too much to talk about here. >.> I'll drop that subject for now.

swimmer1029

I like how you smiled after mentioning the knife As you wish! And you still didn't make any sense btw >.>FMAB_GTO

Making sense is overrated anyway. You don't need to make sense to be cool or awesome. D: I'm living proof.

perhaps you should have thought of that before you got married...comp_atkins

[QUOTE="FMAB_GTO"]I like how you smiled after mentioning the knife As you wish! And you still didn't make any sense btw >.>swimmer1029

Making sense is overrated anyway. You don't need to make sense to be cool or awesome. D: I'm living proof.

What am I reading Also i heard guns are better >.> You are cool and awesome? In what universe ;oFMAB_GTO

I'm cool in this universe. >.< 

What's wrong fmab? =/
Maybe they're better for fighting, but knives are cooler. >.> Guns aren't even cool in the first place, and they're even worse when you consider what it is they're made for.

I'm cool in this universe. >.< 

swimmer1029

f...m...a..b... you writing this is WEIRD =P But they both have the same reason AND knives are more violent D: Prove it!FMAB_GTO

True, but not all knives kill...normally when I think of knives I think of the survival type ones....and now someone will probably bring up guns that aren't used for killing so I'll say now that I'm okay with those ones.

I'm proving it right now with my cool and edgy posts.  =)

Well I dunno what names I'm allowed to call you here. D:

True, but not all knives kill...normally when I think of knives I think of the survival type ones....and now someone will probably bring up guns that aren't used for killing so I'll say now that I'm okay with those ones.

I'm proving it right now with my cool and edgy posts.  =)

swimmer1029

Call me whatever~ Like hunting rifles you mean? Paint ball guns? Are you also smoking something while posting? >.>FMAB_GTO

I smoke nothing flower hag. >.> I've never smoked in my life with the exception of a cigarette when I was about 4-5 and that was only one inhale and I hated it so I never did it again. D:

[QUOTE="Shottayouth13-"][QUOTE="theone86"]

Of course you do, she's your wife.  Seriously, why would anyone expect anything less than this when they share a house, bed, most of their posessions, and sometimes children with someone for an indefinite period of time?

theone86

I think more cynical, jaded, disenchanted, realistically pessimistic.

pessimistic and realistic contradict each other

just like optimist and realistic also contradict each other

Hunting rifles are also for killing. D: Though they're not bad in my book as long as people eat what they kill and don't just kill for the fun of it.....not that I'm some tree hugging vegan or anything...suddenly I feel like that's the impression I'm giving off.

I smoke nothing flower hag. >.> I've never smoked in my life with the exception of a cigarette when I was about 4-5 and that was only one inhale and I hated it so I never did it again. D:

swimmer1029

So you're saying that people who kill others with hunting rifles should eat them? Flower hag D: But your pic on anico shows that you're smoking while wearing sunglasses you cool person you >.>FMAB_GTO

You said I could call you anything. 
Er?.....it has neither of those. And don't you dare change it. >.>

Yes. When you really get down to it humans are just animals anyways. Nothing wrong with some harmless cannibalism...it's more respectful to the dead person anyway if you feed on them. That way they can feel like their death served some sort of purpose.

You said I could call you anything. 
Er?.....it has neither of those. And don't you dare change it. >.>

swimmer1029

What...the...hell...am...I...reading O___O Everything but Flower hag >.< I saw it and it had, there is even a quote under it!!!FMAB_GTO

Hopefully I don't get modded or anything. D: My perfect record down the drain.

How could that possibly be bad? It even has flower in it. ^.^ Maybe it'll be your new name instead of monkey someday.
Ooooh, you mean my photo, not my avi. That's just a pic from IT Crowd... 

That's not actually me. D:

I was joking. >.> 

Hopefully I don't get modded or anything. D: My perfect record down the drain.

How could that possibly be bad? It even has flower in it. ^.^ Maybe it'll be your new name instead of monkey someday.
Ooooh, you mean my photo, not my avi. That's just a pic from IT Crowd... 

That's not actually me. D:

swimmer1029

That didn't sound like a joke to me though >.> I hope that happens so that you will be taught a lesson!! Why is it still monkey! DX I dont want to be either and you'll change them THIS instant >.< Don't deny just because you'll a little fat FMAB_GTO

Because it's cute. :3 And fine...be like that. Tell me to use anything and then make me change my choices. >.> Not childish at all.
I'm more concerned about the smoking and sunglasses indoors parts. D:  

Well, it's an honest philosophy...showing respect to things you kill by giving their death a purpose. But ideally it's not something you should have to apply to humans because hopefully you'll never be killing any...

Because it's cute. :3 And fine...be like that. Tell me to use anything and then make me change my choices. >.> Not childish at all.
I'm more concerned about the smoking and sunglasses indoors parts. D:  

swimmer1029

I never knew you where into philosophy, okay philosaku >.>

NOTHING CUTE ABOUT THAT! >.< That's not childish, that's just drawing some boarders, even governments do that D: weren't you doing that because it is "cool and edgy" though? =PFMAB_GTO

Your reactions to it are cute. =P
Not at all, I just thought the scene was funny and I needed a new photo so...I used it. 

Just because I'm not into studying philosophy it doesn't mean I don't have my own personal philosophies.

Your reactions to it are cute. =P
Not at all, I just thought the scene was funny and I needed a new photo so...I used it. 

swimmer1029

You writing a book about that or something? ;o SH-SHUT UP! IT'S NOT LIKE I WANNA BE CUTE OR ANYTHING BA-BAKA! >.< You could've used a pic of Moss though ;[FMAB_GTO

I don't believe that. D: You enjoy it. >.>
Moss is funnier, but I just really liked that seen I guess. The only especially funny moss scene I remember is the fire thing. 

No, not at all. D: No one would read it anyways even if I did so my time is better spent sharing my ideas on the internet were everyone will read them and adopt them. Cause that's how sharing ideas and beliefs on the internet works.

I don't believe that. D: You enjoy it. >.>
Moss is funnier, but I just really liked that seen I guess. The only especially funny moss scene I remember is the fire thing. 

swimmer1029

That's offensive to today's youth and accurate at the same time. No one would adopt anything from you because there are MUCH more important people than you anyway >.> noooo I dont!!!! That's not an excuse, poor Moss T.TFMAB_GTO

Wow, thanks for the vote of confidence. T.T

I don't believe that either. You doooo. >.<
I said he was funnier. D: 

new LJ looks cooler than oldy LJ :P

This thread is getting weird:?

No one should be offended by some random guy who comes onto their forum and says stuff they don't like. If they do then they're messed up in their heads....darn punk kids.

Wow, thanks for the vote of confidence. T.T

I don't believe that either. You doooo. >.<
I said he was funnier. D: 

swimmer1029

This thread is getting weird:?

sexyweapons

[QUOTE="FMAB_GTO"]That didn't sound like a joke to me though >.> I hope that happens so that you will be taught a lesson!! Why is it still monkey! DX I dont want to be either and you'll change them THIS instant >.< Don't deny just because you'll a little fat swimmer1029

Because it's cute. :3 And fine...be like that. Tell me to use anything and then make me change my choices. >.> Not childish at all.
I'm more concerned about the smoking and sunglasses indoors parts. D:  

YOU TELL THEM! what? no that's not the right thing to say, you should guide them u.u You're welcome Dont talk like the Skype Hana now D: But...but...you didn't give him any credit, you didnt make him your model, you spineless fiend T.T /ErzaFMAB_GTO

I can talk however I want and like whover I want. >.> Better skype hana than Juvia or Virgo or something right? D:
I said he was funnier...that's giving him credit. Just cause I didn't use a pic of him it doesn't mean I gave him nothing. 

@person: This thread is not weird at all. D: And there's nothing wrong with weird anyway.

This dude has a really rough life if all of his topics are to be believedJML897

Too lazy. >.> And they won't let themselves be guided. D: And I can't make them...

I can talk however I want and like whover I want. >.> Better skype hana than Juvia or Virgo or something right? D:
I said he was funnier...that's giving him credit. Just cause I didn't use a pic of him it doesn't mean I gave him nothing. 

@person: This thread is not weird at all. D: And there's nothing wrong with weird anyway.

swimmer1029

[QUOTE="LJS9502_basic"] Unless you're a sociopath there generally is a purpose.:|FMAB_GTO

How are you supposed to be a father then? >.> yes but those arent real while I AM, i dont like being compared to cartoon you know D: Yes it does, it pretty much sums up your hatred towards him and all, you insensitive country boy! >;[

I don't plan on ever being a father. >.> Sure I've told you that before.

But cartoons are much better than real people. u.u You should be honored that I'd pick that over them. 
You're being way overdramatic with this. >.> He's not even a real person. D: 

I'm not going to quit....well, not because of that. I'm only here for the day, and some other random days in the future.

I don't plan on ever being a father. >.> Sure I've told you that before.

But cartoons are much better than real people. u.u You should be honored that I'd pick that over them. 
You're being way overdramatic with this. >.> He's not even a real person. D: 

swimmer1029

I cannot comprehend what is going on here. :?