If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive there?

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"congratulations my child. You have solved life's greatest mystery."
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"What's poppin'? did you catch the Leafs game last night?"

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#153 deactivated-5e7f221e304c9
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"What's poppin'? did you catch the Leafs game last night?"

dracula_16

If I were a Leafs fan, I'd rather not talk about any prior Leafs games.

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#154 Philokalia
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[QUOTE="Philokalia"]

[QUOTE="imaps3fanboy"] Lol.. Christopher Hitchens even dismantled him, and he wasn't even close to being on his A game. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcSdPJb9c6k Great response.jaydough

Well it seems clear to me who won, WLC stayed on the topic and didn't try to sway from it. But I will say this, do you think there are really no good Christian intellectuals? HAve you ever looked at them? Richard Swinburne? Alvin Plantinga? You say we have no evidence, yet the only people I find who say this are those who don't know any of hte Christian arguments.

There are actually some good Christian intellectuals, and some really smart Christians who generally believe they are in the right, but when you get right down to it, you are defending an indefensible position.

Indefensible? I think you should look at your own house before rocks are thrown.

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#155 MrPraline
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[QUOTE="Dark_Knight6"]

[QUOTE="Philokalia"]

I don't know if words will need to be said. I will worship God immediately should I see him.

DRAGONPIECEZ

Whoa dude. No need to go down on God at first sight.

Heheh hey! That's similar to what I told your mother last night! However, I happily submitted.

I'd make fun of you for that comment, but your DBZ avtar does that for me already.
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#156 FraBaktos_basic
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I'm sorry to burst all your bubbles, but heaven is probably about as real as the tooth fairy or santa claus.

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#157 dracula_16
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[QUOTE="dracula_16"]

"What's poppin'? did you catch the Leafs game last night?"

jaydough

If I were a Leafs fan, I'd rather not talk about any prior Leafs games.

:( Sad but true.

I just wanted to make a joke and they were the first team that came to mind.

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#158 deactivated-5e7f221e304c9
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[QUOTE="jaydough"]

[QUOTE="dracula_16"]

"What's poppin'? did you catch the Leafs game last night?"

dracula_16

If I were a Leafs fan, I'd rather not talk about any prior Leafs games.

:( Sad but true.

I just wanted to make a joke and they were the first team that came to mind.

Don't worry, I'm a Jets, Jets, and Mets fan.

It is an absolute miracle I haven't hung myself yet.

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#159 DRAGONPIECEZ
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[QUOTE="DRAGONPIECEZ"]

[QUOTE="Dark_Knight6"]

Whoa dude. No need to go down on God at first sight.

MrPraline

Heheh hey! That's similar to what I told your mother last night! However, I happily submitted.

I'd make fun of you for that comment, but your DBZ avtar does that for me already.

Ohh wow the obligatory "jyu have an anihme avatar lolzzz I will discount everything u sayz!".. Really, get a life.

And since you were too dense to see it; I decided to retort his tastless, stale joke with another less than witty quip.

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[QUOTE="jaydough"]

[QUOTE="Philokalia"]

Well it seems clear to me who won, WLC stayed on the topic and didn't try to sway from it. But I will say this, do you think there are really no good Christian intellectuals? HAve you ever looked at them? Richard Swinburne? Alvin Plantinga? You say we have no evidence, yet the only people I find who say this are those who don't know any of hte Christian arguments.

Philokalia

There are actually some good Christian intellectuals, and some really smart Christians who generally believe they are in the right, but when you get right down to it, you are defending an indefensible position.

Indefensible? I think you should look at your own house before rocks are thrown.

Well, when you get right down to it, most arguments in favor of Christianity are appeals to emotion and fallacious reasoning.

Which is perfectly fine, and I'm not dissing you if you're using it as a system of personal belief.

We all have things we believe that are supposedly illogical, but if they make us happy and don't cause us to do stupid things, why not believe them?

However, I personally can't really accept such major claims as those made in the Bible, without more evidence than the Bible itself, and isolated accounts of "miracles."

Yet, I do hold the completely irrational belief that Mark Sanchez will eventually become an elite quarterback.

Why?

Because it makes helps me deal with the harsh realities of being a Jets fan, and it does that without me having to go through mental leaps that make me believe in moral systems I don't agree with, and without making me have to support actions that I would otherwise condemn.

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#161 MannyDelgado
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And since you were too dense to see it; I decided to retort his tastless, stale joke with another less than witty quip.DRAGONPIECEZ
That is the sh*ttiest excuse I have ever heard in my life. No, you did not try to match the level of wit in your comment to the level of wit you percieved in the previous comment. F*ck off.

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#162 DRAGONPIECEZ
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[QUOTE="DRAGONPIECEZ"]And since you were too dense to see it; I decided to retort his tastless, stale joke with another less than witty quip.MannyDelgado

That is the sh*ttiest excuse I have ever heard in my life. No, you did not try to match the level of wit in your comment to the level of wit you percieved in the previous comment. F*ck off.

Who are you, and why do I give a **** what you think?
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#163 deactivated-5e7f221e304c9
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i think all people involved in the above conversation are just awful
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#164 deactivated-5e7f221e304c9
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dk slightly less-so, but yea pretty much all just awful
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#165 DRAGONPIECEZ
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i think all people involved in the above conversation are just awfuljaydough
XD
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[QUOTE="MrPraline"][QUOTE="DRAGONPIECEZ"]

Heheh hey! That's similar to what I told your mother last night! However, I happily submitted.

DRAGONPIECEZ

I'd make fun of you for that comment, but your DBZ avtar does that for me already.

Ohh wow the obligatory "jyu have an anihme avatar lolzzz I will discount everything u sayz!".. Really, get a life.

And since you were too dense to see it; I decided to retort his tastless, stale joke with another less than witty quip.

DBZ, not just anime. And basically what Manny said. F*ck off kid.
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#168 DRAGONPIECEZ
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[QUOTE="DRAGONPIECEZ"]

[QUOTE="MrPraline"] I'd make fun of you for that comment, but your DBZ avtar does that for me already.MrPraline

Ohh wow the obligatory "jyu have an anihme avatar lolzzz I will discount everything u sayz!".. Really, get a life.

And since you were too dense to see it; I decided to retort his tastless, stale joke with another less than witty quip.

DBZ, not just anime. And basically what Manny said. F*ck off kid.

Oh noez I was called a kid kicked off of OT
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#169 MannyDelgado
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[QUOTE="MannyDelgado"]

[QUOTE="DRAGONPIECEZ"]And since you were too dense to see it; I decided to retort his tastless, stale joke with another less than witty quip.DRAGONPIECEZ

That is the sh*ttiest excuse I have ever heard in my life. No, you did not try to match the level of wit in your comment to the level of wit you percieved in the previous comment. F*ck off.

Who are you, and why do I give a **** what you think?

Given that you saw the need to justify your childish bulls*it, I think that you probably care more about the opinions of strangers on the internet that you want us to think
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#170 DRAGONPIECEZ
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Not really, I was just bored. Looks like I've ruffled more feathers than I planned.
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"I hate you, you're a piece of s***." and then I'd proceed to try to kick him in the balls or something. He will surely forgive me and if he doesn't well f*** him.

Oh, but that's what i'd say to him. I'd like him to say "Sorry" and proceed to cry.

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#173 TheBlizz87
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WOW some of the comments in this topic are awful. I am a christian and I hope God does forgive you because spending all enteny in Hell is a terrible fate. If your not a christian and think its funny to mock God then o well enjoy your stay in hell is what I would say.

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#174 Philokalia
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WOW some of the comments in this topic are awful. I am a christian and I hope God does forgive you because spending all enteny in Hell is a terrible fate. If your not a christian and think its funny to mock God then o well enjoy your stay in hell is what I would say.

TheBlizz87

They don't care. Despite God's love they don't care.

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WOW some of the comments in this topic are awful. I am a christian and I hope God does forgive you because spending all enteny in Hell is a terrible fate. If your not a christian and think its funny to mock God then o well enjoy your stay in hell is what I would say.

TheBlizz87

Find me a qoute in the bible that mentions eternal torment.

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Sup Brah. The naked chicks await you

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[QUOTE="jaydough"]dk slightly less-so, but yea pretty much all just awful

omg pomf
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#178 Xx_Socrates_xX
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This. Definately this.

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[QUOTE="jaydough"]dk slightly less-so, but yea pretty much all just awfulimaps3fanboy
omg pomf

OMG MAPS

get the fuсk back on tdh

no one other than me likes you but get the fuсk back there

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#180 DroidPhysX
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WOW some of the comments in this topic are awful. I am a christian and I hope God does forgive you because spending all enteny in Hell is a terrible fate. If your not a christian and think its funny to mock God then o well enjoy your stay in hell is what I would say.

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God denies the brown nosers into heaven.
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[QUOTE="TheBlizz87"]

WOW some of the comments in this topic are awful. I am a christian and I hope God does forgive you because spending all enteny in Hell is a terrible fate. If your not a christian and think its funny to mock God then o well enjoy your stay in hell is what I would say.

Philokalia

They don't care. Despite God's love they don't care.

I care deeply, it's just that nothing in my heart or mind has lead me towards the path of Christianity since I left it.

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#183 Teenaged
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WOW some of the comments in this topic are awful. I am a christian and I hope God does forgive you because spending all enteny in Hell is a terrible fate. If your not a christian and think its funny to mock God then o well enjoy your stay in hell is what I would say.

TheBlizz87

You dont sound like a person who cares about his fellow humans.

I'll see you in hell, I guess.

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#184 Heisenderp
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WOW some of the comments in this topic are awful. I am a christian and I hope God does forgive you because spending all enteny in Hell is a terrible fate. If your not a christian and think its funny to mock God then o well enjoy your stay in hell is what I would say.

TheBlizz87
You must be a dumbass.
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[QUOTE="imaps3fanboy"][QUOTE="jaydough"]dk slightly less-so, but yea pretty much all just awfuljaydough

omg pomf

OMG MAPS

get the fuсk back on tdh

no one other than me likes you but get the fuсk back there

Well, I'm growing on d3nny, even though he doesn't know it. I'll think about it
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F***ING OT and its glitches. Not even TDH can compete..
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[QUOTE="TheBlizz87"]

WOW some of the comments in this topic are awful. I am a christian and I hope God does forgive you because spending all enteny in Hell is a terrible fate. If your not a christian and think its funny to mock God then o well enjoy your stay in hell is what I would say.

Teenaged

You dont sound like a person who cares about his fellow humans.

I'll see you in hell, I guess.

Agreed. He was rude, and condemned us to hell, i suppose that's how he wants to be treated. or maybe he's one of those Christians who just say they follow Jesus's teachings.
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[QUOTE="Teenaged"]

[QUOTE="TheBlizz87"]

WOW some of the comments in this topic are awful. I am a christian and I hope God does forgive you because spending all enteny in Hell is a terrible fate. If your not a christian and think its funny to mock God then o well enjoy your stay in hell is what I would say.

Nibroc420

You dont sound like a person who cares about his fellow humans.

I'll see you in hell, I guess.

Agreed. He was rude, and condemned us to hell, i suppose that's how he wants to be treated. or maybe he's one of those Christians who just say they follow Jesus's teachings.

I bet he mixes fabrics as well! :o

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#190 Teenaged
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[QUOTE="Teenaged"]

[QUOTE="TheBlizz87"]

WOW some of the comments in this topic are awful. I am a christian and I hope God does forgive you because spending all enteny in Hell is a terrible fate. If your not a christian and think its funny to mock God then o well enjoy your stay in hell is what I would say.

Nibroc420

You dont sound like a person who cares about his fellow humans.

I'll see you in hell, I guess.

Agreed. He was rude, and condemned us to hell, i suppose that's how he wants to be treated. or maybe he's one of those Christians who just say they follow Jesus's teachings.

Here are the options in my head:

a) He is a Christian because he likes to stick to an ideology that pertains to pretty much everything and gets pleasure from having a predesignated answer to everything and then feeling superior

b) He is a troll pretending to be (a)

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#191 TheBlizz87
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[QUOTE="TheBlizz87"]

WOW some of the comments in this topic are awful. I am a christian and I hope God does forgive you because spending all enteny in Hell is a terrible fate. If your not a christian and think its funny to mock God then o well enjoy your stay in hell is what I would say.

toast_burner

Find me a qoute in the bible that mentions eternal torment.

Its not outright said but its heavily implied in the Bible. Hell is not a happy place thats for sure and you will most likely be in misery for all enternity.

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[QUOTE="toast_burner"]

[QUOTE="TheBlizz87"]

WOW some of the comments in this topic are awful. I am a christian and I hope God does forgive you because spending all enteny in Hell is a terrible fate. If your not a christian and think its funny to mock God then o well enjoy your stay in hell is what I would say.

TheBlizz87

Find me a qoute in the bible that mentions eternal torment.

Its not outright said but its heavily implied in the Bible. Hell is not a happy place thats for sure and you will most likely be in misery for all enternity.

Funny, if you were born in modern day Pakistan you would be saying the same thing to Christians..
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#193 Philokalia
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Funny, if you were born in modern day Pakistan you would be saying the same thing to Christians..imaps3fanboy

Genetic fallacy?

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#194 DroidPhysX
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[QUOTE="toast_burner"]

[QUOTE="TheBlizz87"]

WOW some of the comments in this topic are awful. I am a christian and I hope God does forgive you because spending all enteny in Hell is a terrible fate. If your not a christian and think its funny to mock God then o well enjoy your stay in hell is what I would say.

TheBlizz87

Find me a qoute in the bible that mentions eternal torment.

Its not outright said but its heavily implied in the Bible. Hell is not a happy place thats for sure and you will most likely be in misery for all enternity.

The bible says a lot of things. A lot of crazy and barbaric things.
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#195 Teenaged
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[QUOTE="imaps3fanboy"] Funny, if you were born in modern day Pakistan you would be saying the same thing to Christians..Philokalia

Genetic fallacy?

Stupidity?

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#197 Philokalia
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[QUOTE="Teenaged"]

[QUOTE="Philokalia"]

Funny, if you were born in modern day Pakistan you would be saying the same thing to Christians..imaps3fanboy

Genetic fallacy?

Stupidity?

DO you even know what the genetic fallacy is?
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#198 Heisenderp
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[QUOTE="imaps3fanboy"] Funny, if you were born in modern day Pakistan you would be saying the same thing to Christians..Philokalia

Genetic fallacy?

Get a clue on what a genetic fallacy is? Semantics aren't even being argued here...
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