If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive there?

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#201 Teenaged
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[QUOTE="Philokalia"]

Genetic fallacy?

Philokalia

Stupidity?

DO you even know what the genetic fallacy is?

Educate me.

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#202 Philokalia
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[QUOTE="Philokalia"]

[QUOTE="imaps3fanboy"] Funny, if you were born in modern day Pakistan you would be saying the same thing to Christians..Heisenderp

Genetic fallacy?

Get a clue on what a genetic fallacy is? Semantics aren't even being argued here...

When you attempt to dismiss a position by explaining the origin of how that person came to believe. Something can be true regardless if that person had bad reason for accepting it. Hence why I put the question mark at the end of my sentence.

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#203 TheBlizz87
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WOW some of the comments in this topic are awful. I am a christian and I hope God does forgive you because spending all enteny in Hell is a terrible fate. If your not a christian and think its funny to mock God then o well enjoy your stay in hell is what I would say.

DroidPhysX

God denies the brown nosers into heaven.

I am not one of the over the top judgemental christians ( I am a average christian). I am just expressing my opinion on the topic, I am certainly not perfect and no where in the Bible says that you have to be perfect to get into heaven. The biggest requirement is to accept and have a relationship with Jesus and God. Its a personal choice on where you want to believe or not, no one can make that decison for you.

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#204 Heisenderp
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[QUOTE="Heisenderp"][QUOTE="Philokalia"]

Genetic fallacy?

Philokalia

Get a clue on what a genetic fallacy is? Semantics aren't even being argued here...

When you attempt to dismiss a position by explaining the origin of how that person came to believe. Something can be true regardless if that person had bad reason for accepting it. Hence why I put the question mark at the end of my sentence.

That's exactly what was not being said, congratulations for pointing it out.
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#205 Teenaged
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[QUOTE="Heisenderp"][QUOTE="Philokalia"]

Genetic fallacy?

Philokalia

Get a clue on what a genetic fallacy is? Semantics aren't even being argued here...

When you attempt to dismiss a position by explaining the origin of how that person came to believe. Something can be true regardless if that person had bad reason for accepting it. Hence why I put the question mark at the end of my sentence.

Nope that's not it.

Nope that's not what imaps3fanboy said or implied.

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The biggest requirement is to accept and have a relationship with Jesus and God. TheBlizz87
So someone who is the kindest person ever, and does good deeds, HAS to believe in God in order to go into heaven. Sounds like one of those members only clubs, although there's no actual reason to believe their headquarters exists.
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#207 TheBlizz87
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[QUOTE="TheBlizz87"]

WOW some of the comments in this topic are awful. I am a christian and I hope God does forgive you because spending all enteny in Hell is a terrible fate. If your not a christian and think its funny to mock God then o well enjoy your stay in hell is what I would say.

DroidPhysX

God denies the brown nosers into heaven.

I am not one of the over the top judgemental christians ( I am a average christian). I am just expressing my opinion on the topic, I am certainly not perfect and no where in the Bible says that you have to be perfect to get into heaven. The biggest requirement is to accept and have a relationship with Jesus and God. Its a personal choice on where you want to believe or not, no one can make that decison for you.

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#208 Teenaged
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[QUOTE="DroidPhysX"][QUOTE="TheBlizz87"]

WOW some of the comments in this topic are awful. I am a christian and I hope God does forgive you because spending all enteny in Hell is a terrible fate. If your not a christian and think its funny to mock God then o well enjoy your stay in hell is what I would say.

TheBlizz87

God denies the brown nosers into heaven.

I am not one of the over the top judgemental christians ( I am a average christian). I am just expressing my opinion on the topic, I am certainly not perfect and no where in the Bible says that you have to be perfect to get into heaven. The biggest requirement is to accept and have a relationship with Jesus and God. Its a personal choice on where you want to believe or not, no one can make that decison for you.

Well not being a judgemental (in a strict sense) Christian doesnt exclude you from being jerk-Christian.

So, you're not really an average Christian.

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#209 Philokalia
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Nope that's not it.

Nope that's not what imaps3fanboy said or implied.

Teenaged

Pretty sure that is the genetic fallacy or at least a form of it. But I was merely asking him, if he was suggesting that. Not that he committed it.

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#210 Teenaged
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[QUOTE="Teenaged"]

Nope that's not it.

Nope that's not what imaps3fanboy said or implied.

Philokalia

Pretty sure that is the genetic fallacy or at least a form of it. But I was merely asking him, if he was suggesting that. Not that he committed it.

No it's not. Wikipedia it. If you dont like wikipedia... idk, browse for porn or whatever.

And I answered.

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I'd ask him why the Bible is so antiquated and irrelevant, something I wouldn't expect from an omnipotent being.
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#212 DroidPhysX
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[QUOTE="DroidPhysX"][QUOTE="TheBlizz87"]

WOW some of the comments in this topic are awful. I am a christian and I hope God does forgive you because spending all enteny in Hell is a terrible fate. If your not a christian and think its funny to mock God then o well enjoy your stay in hell is what I would say.

TheBlizz87

God denies the brown nosers into heaven.

I am not one of the over the top judgemental christians ( I am a average christian). I am just expressing my opinion on the topic, I am certainly not perfect and no where in the Bible says that you have to be perfect to get into heaven. The biggest requirement is to accept and have a relationship with Jesus and God. Its a personal choice on where you want to believe or not, no one can make that decison for you.

So a person that murders gays, non believers and worshippers of other religions (all the while accepting jesus and god) can go to heaven but the nicest person who is an atheist cannot.

That makes sense though as the person in the former is actually following the bible.

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#213 Philokalia
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I'd ask him why the Bible is so antiquated and irrelevant, something I wouldn't expect from an omnipotent being. HoolaHoopMan

Is the mind of an semi potent being better than the mind of an omnipotent being?

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[QUOTE="DroidPhysX"] God denies the brown nosers into heaven.Teenaged

I am not one of the over the top judgemental christians ( I am a average christian). I am just expressing my opinion on the topic, I am certainly not perfect and no where in the Bible says that you have to be perfect to get into heaven. The biggest requirement is to accept and have a relationship with Jesus and God. Its a personal choice on where you want to believe or not, no one can make that decison for you.

Well not being a judgemental (in a strict sense) Christian doesnt exclude you from being jerk-Christian.

So, you're not really an average Christian.

How I am a jerk? I never said anything bad about anyone in this topic. The real jerks are the ones who are making fun of peoples beliefs.

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How I am a jerk? I never said anything bad about anyone in this topic. The real jerks are the ones who are making fun of peoples beliefs.

TheBlizz87

didn't you make a thread stating that the users on OT are worse than those who frequent 4 chan?

That's something a jerk would say.

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[QUOTE="TheBlizz87"]

I am not one of the over the top judgemental christians ( I am a average christian). I am just expressing my opinion on the topic, I am certainly not perfect and no where in the Bible says that you have to be perfect to get into heaven. The biggest requirement is to accept and have a relationship with Jesus and God. Its a personal choice on where you want to believe or not, no one can make that decison for you.

TheBlizz87

Well not being a judgemental (in a strict sense) Christian doesnt exclude you from being jerk-Christian.

So, you're not really an average Christian.

How I am a jerk? I never said anything bad about anyone in this topic. The real jerks are the ones who are making fun of peoples beliefs.

You were sarcastic about people going to hell. Hell is no laughing matter*, mister.

*or sarcasm material

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[QUOTE="jshaas"]Read two books... "Beyond Death's Door" and "To Hell and Back." I'll be waiting for your response.Jandurin
if you really cared you'd at least link me rofl a book of NDEs that is not going to convince anyone don't you all know you dream? you don't think you can dream when almost dead ????????????

I took some time to really think about this one... Yes, everyone dreams. But, why would someone dream about the afterlife just before they die? What would make them dream that dream? What makes anyone dream any dream? They're out of our control. So, what controls our dreams? You should also note that the author of those books was an atheist, and is now a Christian because of what he saw.
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[QUOTE="DroidPhysX"][QUOTE="TheBlizz87"]

WOW some of the comments in this topic are awful. I am a christian and I hope God does forgive you because spending all enteny in Hell is a terrible fate. If your not a christian and think its funny to mock God then o well enjoy your stay in hell is what I would say.

TheBlizz87

God denies the brown nosers into heaven.

I am not one of the over the top judgemental christians ( I am a average christian). I am just expressing my opinion on the topic, I am certainly not perfect and no where in the Bible says that you have to be perfect to get into heaven. The biggest requirement is to accept and have a relationship with Jesus and God. Its a personal choice on where you want to believe or not, no one can make that decison for you.

I don't really think it's a choice tbh.

If I tried my best to believe in, say, Shiva, I probably wouldn't be able to do it.

I just don't have enough evidence to come to that conclusion now that I've thought about the entire situation.

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And with that, I'd get smashed at some fancy bar.

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#225 deactivated-5e7f221e304c9
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Oh, and Near-Death-Experiences are just from a lack of blood going to the brain.

Your brain thinks it's dieing, but it has no idea what death is like, so it fills in the blank with visions based on what you've learned during life about hell.

Christians see various versions of heaven, and even some American atheists see heaven, because of the amount of influence Christianity has on an American's personal beliefs.

However, Muslims see their heaven, Pagans see their heaven, and most of the time, atheists see nothing, and spend a while in a sleep-like state.

But we know this isn't actually "death," because these same NDE's are experienced in people who experience a lack of blood and oxygen in the head, like astronauts who are training to experience heavy g forces, and pilots who experience heavy g forces during sharp turns.

There may be some afterlife, but if there is, Near Death Experiences are not proof of them, but are separate phenomena.

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And there you go. You were wrong, now lets continue to watch the world unfold from here.

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So that's my question lol.... If heaven exists, I would like to hear god say to me " Congrats you passed the final level!" (using that as an example)

What would you guys like to hear god tell you, when you arrive at those pearly gates if heaven is real?

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God would say "sorry but there has been a mistake you're supposed to go to hell you worthless c*nt BURN!!" something like that probably because i'm an @sshole

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#233 VanDammFan
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if it exists?..I will not be welcomed as I have denounced Jesus as my lord and savior...SO...maybe if it is real he'll forgive me and I can join in the fun..lol

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#237 ionusX
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So that's my question lol.... If heaven exists, I would like to hear god say to me " Congrats you passed the final level!" (using that as an example)

What would you guys like to hear god tell you, when you arrive at those pearly gates if heaven is real?

Gaming4You1990

i want him to not say anything to me. rather i would like him to part the clouds shake the tc's house and tell him to know his role and shut his mouth.