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#1 steppinrazor88
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Ok so seriously...if all of a sudden some burgular busted into your room or wherever you are...what would you do?? THINK FAST!!!

 

Me??? I'd probably scream and jump out the window...don't worry we live on the 2nd floor..i'd be alright....i'd feel bad for leaving my fiance behind though...ok maybe i would get her first :D then jump out the window!!!

Soooo...what would you do peoples?????? 

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#2 Creeping_Wolf
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He wouldn't make it to me....my dogs would lick him to death! :)
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#3 foxhound_fox
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So he just came in? No threat? No weapons? Just standing there?

Um... kick him in the face...
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#4 slinky6
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I would go up to that damn burglar and kick him square in the nutsack.
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#5 tomxizor
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My dogs would bite off his genitals, then bring his testicles to me as if they were tennis balls.
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#6 steppinrazor88
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So he just came in? No threat? No weapons? Just standing there?

Um... kick him in the face...
foxhound_fox

ok...he has a knife!!! 

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#7 Fortier
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Do my best to kick his ass and rob him myself.
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#8 andyxm
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If it was you, I would back up agaisnt a wall, and try not to bend over:P
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#9 LoeJance
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So he just came in? No threat? No weapons? Just standing there?

Um... kick him in the face...
foxhound_fox
Haha one of the few posts on gamespot that actually made me laugh out loud
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#10 slinky6
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[QUOTE="foxhound_fox"]So he just came in? No threat? No weapons? Just standing there?

Um... kick him in the face...
steppinrazor88

ok...he has a knife!!! 

I'd still kick him square in the nutsack... before he could stab me. 
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#11 Two400
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Invite him to play some video games
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#12 3DayFinisher
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hed have my bed coming straight at him
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#13 Funkdaddy13
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I have a metal pipe in my closet that used to be used for hanging clothes...
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#14 sinistergoggles
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I'd grab my DS and throw it at him.  Then I'd tackle him.
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#15 steppinrazor88
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If it was you, I would back up agaisnt a wall, and try not to bend over:Pandyxm

:lol: i'd get you somehow :twisted: 

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#16 CHAOSWEAV3R
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Stab him with a screwdriver.
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#17 branketra
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Stealth mode to sneak attack.
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#18 RPG-er
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i would make out with you. :oops:
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#19 andyxm
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[QUOTE="andyxm"]If it was you, I would back up agaisnt a wall, and try not to bend over:Psteppinrazor88

:lol: i'd get you somehow :twisted:

nah, I have soap on a rope:P
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#20 steppinrazor88
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Invite him to play some video gamesTwo400

Really?? I might have to break into your room then :P 

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#21 lugiemojeed
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i would run for my brother he is a cop
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#22 Account_27
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Bake a cake.
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#23 lzorro
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I'd let him meet my friend "fistface" :D
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#24 steppinrazor88
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i would make out with you. :oops:RPG-er

O RLY??? Be on the lookout :twisted: 

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#25 OneShot112
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Grab the bat beside my bed.
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#26 cmhawk
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id scream 4 my dad 2 come beat him up
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#27 Ale_22
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"Sup' Big Boy?"

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#28 EvanSkanes
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I'm from Newfoundland, so I'm pretty much obliged to make you stay overnight and cook you an awesome breakfast in the morning.
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#29 darklord888
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Ok so seriously...if all of a sudden some burgular busted into your room or wherever you are...what would you do?? THINK FAST!!!

 

Me??? I'd probably scream and jump out the window...don't worry we live on the 2nd floor..i'd be alright....i'd feel bad for leaving my fiance behind though...ok maybe i would get her first :D then jump out the window!!!

Soooo...what would you do peoples?????? 

steppinrazor88


I react quickly with instinct which means I'm fast to act but it may not always be the best through out plan though who has time to think in a crisis? I'd say I'd either run/surrender instantly or attack hard and fast without mercy untill they're unarmed and on the ground under my control. Honestly I don't know which one but probably the second.
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#30 AgostonF
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I'd be like, "Bring it on!!" and then I'd knee him in the balls and throw him out the window.  Well, okay I'd probably agree to whatever he/she wanted and just let them leave. If I could gather the courage and find a good spot to knock them out from, I might try, but I doubt it, if I failed I'd be screwed.
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#31 Ignignokt104
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I'd throw the laptop at him and then, while he was disoriented, I'd yell "THIS! IS! MY ROOOOOOOM!!!" and kick him in the balls.
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#32 THE_PSP_MAN
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id sh** in my pants
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#33 MarioFanatic
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kill him
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#34 steppinrazor88
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I'd throw the laptop at him and then, while he was disoriented, I'd yell "THIS! IS! MY ROOOOOOOM!!!" and kick him in the balls.Ignignokt104

i couldn't...i love my laptop :) 

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#35 Sim_genius
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I'd try to screw him :twisted:
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#36 gamerelite1
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I have a miniature sword in my room and a miniature shield so I would just stab and block.
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#37 Happyphilter
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seeing as i regularly buglerize people i DO NOT enter rooms if i even think someone is home. thats done in the day. but if you were to dot hat to me id probabaly ask if u wanted to hang out and have a beer, and if you said no, id kill you.
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#38 RPG-er
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[QUOTE="RPG-er"]i would make out with you. :oops:steppinrazor88

O RLY??? Be on the lookout :twisted:

so....are you coming over.....ill be waiting... :oops:
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#39 RoyTheViking
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I'd take him down. If he's going to take anything of mine, he'll have to kill me for it.
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#40 HostileEffect
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If someone broke into this house... I would rather fight to the death and eat a bullet than let some scum run off with my computer.
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It would depend on how he entered the room... if this man was right ontop of me then I would scratch, bite, kick, gouge his eyes, hit him with the speaker... anything to get the upper hand. If he was in the hallway and I happened to turn around checking for a knifer then I would grab the 20-30Lb CRT and throw it at him. - I play a lot of Counter-strike so I check for knifers... its just something I do... - I would then take that short window of time and do what ever I could... Kick him, beat his head on the door frame, take one of my nice rocks and beat the S*** out of him, beat him to death with the keyboard, strangle him with the mouse cord, grab that handy screwdriver, etc.
I'm no fighter but I love computers... not walking away with mine unless your ready to kill for it...

I know because two people were outside a while back and all I had was a steel pipe... turned out that they really were from the power company... dumbasses didn't call before driving out to the ass end of nowhere...
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#41 steppinrazor88
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[QUOTE="steppinrazor88"]

[QUOTE="RPG-er"]i would make out with you. :oops:RPG-er

O RLY??? Be on the lookout :twisted:

so....are you coming over.....ill be waiting... :oops:

i'll be there :oops: 

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He has to get by 2 massive evil German Sheperds to get to me and then after that an even eviler Chihuahua. :)
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#43 Silchas
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My cat would prolly kill him 
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#44 Denjin_hadouken
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Turn super saiyan and go over 9999999999999999999999999999, then pwn his ass.
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#45 krystians
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He wouldn't make it to me....my dogs would lick him to death! :)Creeping_Wolf
Yeah same here. My dog would do just that!
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#46 steppinrazor88
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Turn super saiyan and go over 9999999999999999999999999999, then pwn his ass.Denjin_hadouken

:lol: i would pay to see that!!! 

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#47 mr111111
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Shoot his ass.
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#48 oscar530
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I would grab my chair and rush at him with it and after he's down i would grab my old PS2 (the big OG one) and hit him in the face with it......oh ya i also have my school text books to use
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#49 mr111111
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I would grab my chair and rush at him with it and after he's down i would grab my old PS2 (the big OG one) and hit him in the face with it......oh ya i also have my school text books to use oscar530

Heh. I've got that big ole PS2 too. 

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#50 metallica_fan42
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Go grab my carving knife and challenge him to a duel.