If I was in your house....

well theres that SKS in my closet. Not to hard to get to and even faster to load (stripper clips ftw). I wouldnt have to shoot cause hed just probably poop his pants when he sees the sks with its bayonette open and its ready to go. BUT...if i REALLY dont have any time, I have a Ka-bar my husband left for me. He may have a knife, but mine is bigger ^_^ and I know how to throw one :D OR....if for some reason i couldnt get to them, and ...well i do have 2 kids, id probably call 911 on the cellphone and leave it open and talk really loud so 911 could hear >_> and in a real jam...id probably just have to submit i guess and allow myself to be robbed or whatever.
BUT if it were YOU steppeh, id be like "shut up and lets play some games. Quit foolin around :P"

xhellcatx

Remind me not to try and sneak in for any late night surprise booty sessions:lol:double_decker

lmao well yea you might just get stabbed in the jewels especially if i dunno who the hell you are :) lolxhellcatx

I deal with break ins all the time, am 6'3 and collect knives. The the hell do you think I'm gonna do, politely tell him to leave?Platearmor_6

My dogs would bite off his genitals, then bring his testicles to me as if they were tennis balls. tomxizor

Attack him with a spoon, and kick his sorry ass out my house :shock:

[QUOTE="xhellcatx"] lmao well yea you might just get stabbed in the jewels especially if i dunno who the hell you are :) loldouble_decker

Moving as quietly as I can (bearing in my mind that I'd probaly be a nervous wreck in said scenario), I'd search for the nearest heavy object in the room, and then clonk them on the head with it :).

HERES a question reversal for ya....What if I was in YOUR house, steppeh and DD? lol xhellcatx

hmmm....ok another new strategy!!! I'd make him some cookies!!!steppinrazor88

if YOU were in my house Steppin id throw you all my yaoi and hope you leave peacefully.... :|Alucard32

awww thanks!!! But you can PM me that yaoi now :wink: 

[QUOTE="steppinrazor88"]hmmm....ok another new strategy!!! I'd make him some cookies!!!lzorro

Peanut Butter!!!!! 

[QUOTE="lzorro"][QUOTE="steppinrazor88"]hmmm....ok another new strategy!!! I'd make him some cookies!!!steppinrazor88

Peanut Butter!!!!!

My dogs would bite off his genitals, then bring his testicles to me as if they were tennis balls. tomxizor

[QUOTE="steppinrazor88"]

[QUOTE="lzorro"][QUOTE="steppinrazor88"]hmmm....ok another new strategy!!! I'd make him some cookies!!!lzorro

Peanut Butter!!!!!

I love you too :oops:

whatever he wanted 8) 

is there so many people in need of sweetness around here? I mean everybody seems to be in need of love or a date...dremorius20

what's wrong with sweetness?? I don't see why people would be mean on the intraweb :? 

id say "where do you see yourself in 10 years?"  then probably do some damage to him.

[QUOTE="dremorius20"]is there so many people in need of sweetness around here? I mean everybody seems to be in need of love or a date...steppinrazor88

what's wrong with sweetness?? I don't see why people would be mean on the intraweb :? 

Back up against a wall and wait for him to make a move. Then get my sword, cut my hand and tell Haji to attack him while I destroy him from behind:lol:Hinata237

[QUOTE="Hinata237"]Back up against a wall and wait for him to make a move. Then get my sword, cut my hand and tell Haji to attack him while I destroy him from behind:lol:lilshorty84

[QUOTE="Hinata237"]Back up against a wall and wait for him to make a move. Then get my sword, cut my hand and tell Haji to attack him while I destroy him from behind:lol:lilshorty84