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I would give him whatever I was on that made me believe a burglar busted into my room. Seriously, burglars are so 1990s. I don't even have a house alarm anymore *window shatters*Ok so seriously...if all of a sudden some burgular busted into your room or wherever you are...what would you do?? THINK FAST!!!
Me??? I'd probably scream and jump out the window...don't worry we live on the 2nd floor..i'd be alright....i'd feel bad for leaving my fiance behind though...ok maybe i would get her first :D then jump out the window!!!
Soooo...what would you do peoples??????
steppinrazor88
[QUOTE="foxhound_fox"]So he just came in? No threat? No weapons? Just standing there?
Um... kick him in the face...
steppinrazor88
ok...he has a knife!!!
Head straight to the kitchen and get a couple of bigger knives. One for each hand.
His ass is MINE!
I could also defend myself with a kitchen chair if necessary.
He wouldn't make it to me....my dogs would lick him to death! :)Creeping_Wolf
mine would beat you to it after they yodel of course (i have Besengies)
I'd attack them without thinking about it. I'm pretty aggressive guy.PlayedThemAllI would hit them with the overheating PC that I am typing this on :P.
im not an agressive sort of guy, so i would either
offer him some tea
or just defend myself. He wouldn't be leaving the house without at least a stretcher
But if you shoot me how will I be able to bake you more cookies?:(But you get to the count of three
nohabs
He wouldn't make it to me....my dogs would lick him to death! :)Creeping_WolfHaha, my dogs would do that too.
No cookies for you then:shock: *runs away :cry:ing*Cookies...well that's a whole different scenario. I would give you to the count of " finish the cookies you filthy pig" :lol:
nohabs
Ok new strategy!!! I'd offer him some pills and then why he's taking them i'd grab my knife by the side of the bed and stab him!!!! :twisted:
P.S. It's nice to see my thread didn't die :D
well theres that SKS in my closet. Not to hard to get to and even faster to load (stripper clips ftw). I wouldnt have to shoot cause hed just probably poop his pants when he sees the sks with its bayonette open and its ready to go. BUT...if i REALLY dont have any time, I have a Ka-bar my husband left for me. He may have a knife, but mine is bigger ^_^ and I know how to throw one :D OR....if for some reason i couldnt get to them, and ...well i do have 2 kids, id probably call 911 on the cellphone and leave it open and talk really loud so 911 could hear >_> and in a real jam...id probably just have to submit i guess and allow myself to be robbed or whatever.
BUT if it were YOU steppeh, id be like "shut up and lets play some games. Quit foolin around :P"
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