If I was in your house....

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#51 spinecaton
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I would ask him if he needs help. I would somehow trick him by putting everything in my car yet he drives away with his car.
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#52 RosetaStoned
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Ok so seriously...if all of a sudden some burgular busted into your room or wherever you are...what would you do?? THINK FAST!!!

 

Me??? I'd probably scream and jump out the window...don't worry we live on the 2nd floor..i'd be alright....i'd feel bad for leaving my fiance behind though...ok maybe i would get her first :D then jump out the window!!!

Soooo...what would you do peoples??????

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I would give him whatever I was on that made me believe a burglar busted into my room. Seriously, burglars are so 1990s. I don't even have a house alarm anymore *window shatters*
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#53 SolidsnakeY15
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l would convince him to have a logical, adult discussion with me regarding the Iraq/US conflict whilst secretly calling the police in the midst of our conversation. :twisted:
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#54 CMJR
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[QUOTE="foxhound_fox"]So he just came in? No threat? No weapons? Just standing there?

Um... kick him in the face...
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ok...he has a knife!!!

Head straight to the kitchen and get a couple of bigger knives.  One for each hand.

His ass is MINE!

I could also defend myself with a kitchen chair if necessary. 

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#55 Xeythe
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I would take a dump.
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#56 NavigatorsGhost
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If he came into my room, he would probably be high as hell soon after and go looking for munchies in the kitchen.
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#57 zero9167
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i'd do something to stop him from robbing me. but you'll never know what until it really happens
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#58 X360PS3AMD05
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Run to wake up my dad.........this is exactly why i want a key to open the .357 :|
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#59 FrozeN__54
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I'd look at him and say "Hey" then I would turn back and continue posting on gamespot. :oops:
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#60 Spartan-051
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He wouldn't make it to me....my dogs would lick him to death! :)Creeping_Wolf

mine would beat you to it after they yodel of course (i have Besengies)

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#61 azrealhk
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Probably tell him to get out, thinking he was some guest or somethin
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#62 NavigatorsGhost
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Kick him into the hole next to my bed and yell

"THIS IS SPAR...this is my room, man." 

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#63 Bourbons3
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Grab the baseball bat next to my bed, or if I was downstairs grab a 7 iron.
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#64 Apollo5000
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Just take one of my swords and stand there like "You really didn't want to do that" and wait until he makes the first move.
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#65 -GunGrave-
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my dog will eat him before he reaches the room and i got samurai sword on the wall not real but for show i will execute him
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#66 sk8erboi796
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rip out his eyes

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#67 marolia
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I would take my Baseball bat... and would see whos the best.
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#68 RogerC44
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My dogs would bite him until he falls out the window!

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#69 kyleali11
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I'd kick his ass, I have many weapons in my room.
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#70 wii4panta
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FEAR THE SPEAR!!!!!!!!
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#71 Def_Jef88
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He probably wouldnt come out of my house alive....
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#72 _Kazi_
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I'd grab my G36c assualt rifle, put a loaded mag in, switch the mounted laser on and point at his head.

 Now we wait...

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#73 PlayedThemAll
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I'd attack them without thinking about it. I'm pretty aggressive guy.
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#74 linkthewindow
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I'd attack them without thinking about it. I'm pretty aggressive guy.PlayedThemAll
I would hit them with the overheating PC that I am typing this on :P.
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#75 Gigagamer2
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im not an agressive sort of guy, so i would either

 

offer him some tea

or just defend myself. He wouldn't be leaving the house without at least a stretcher

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#76 killings
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Repeatedly whack him in the head with the nearest blunt object, until he passes out. Then drag his body up to the roof, and drop him off. Of course, resulting with a juicy splat.

...Or I could just, y'know, call the cops.
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#77 Kikouken
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Self defense comes first so I would disarm him from the knife.
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#78 double_decker
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I would comply unless they attacked me or gave me an opening where nobody by myself might possibly get hurt. But if they didn't intend me harm then odds are I would let them take the things and be safe about it. Just depends on the situation and what I thought was going to happen
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#79 Flaming_Ape
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I jump I really high and the air and do a kick while in midair to throw him/her off balance and down the stairs.
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#80 nintendo_ds_06
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offer him some tea :)

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#81 nohabs
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I would give him to the count of three.....one....two......blam.
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#82 double_decker
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I would give him to the count of three.....one....two......blam.nohabs
You would shoot me?:(
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#83 JJ4545
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Either:

 

1) Scream like a little girl and run the hell away.

2) Kick him in the jewels and call the police. 

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#84 nohabs
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[QUOTE="nohabs"]I would give him to the count of three.....one....two......blam.double_decker
You would shoot me?:(

But you get to the count of three

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#85 double_decker
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But you get to the count of three

nohabs
But if you shoot me how will I be able to bake you more cookies?:(
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#86 nohabs
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[QUOTE="nohabs"]

But you get to the count of three

double_decker

But if you shoot me how will I be able to bake you more cookies?:(

Cookies...well that's a whole different scenario. I would give you to the count of " finish the cookies you filthy pig" :lol:

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#87 firestorm91
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He wouldn't make it to me....my dogs would lick him to death! :)Creeping_Wolf
Haha, my dogs would do that too.
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#88 double_decker
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Cookies...well that's a whole different scenario. I would give you to the count of " finish the cookies you filthy pig" :lol:

nohabs
No cookies for you then:shock: *runs away :cry:ing*
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#89 Doom_HellKnight
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If you have an Xbox you're safe, you could bash him over the head with it, somehow, I can't see him recovering from that for a while.
I'm not sure what I would do. I dont have anything in my room that could be used as a weapon, expect one of the old, big, PS2s.
Still, he'd have to get past the dog first.
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#90 steppinrazor88
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Ok new strategy!!! I'd offer him some pills and then why he's taking them i'd grab my knife by the side of the bed and stab him!!!! :twisted:

P.S. It's nice to see my thread didn't die :D 

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#91 proctorsurf
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I'd bust out my 9 and straight up cap a sucka........... BOOM domed in the face!
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#92 GTJimmy
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id make him put his chin on my chode
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#93 -Karayan-
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I'd teach you proper English grammar.

I have a 2x4 riddled with curses and pentagrams lying around somewhere with which I can bash the burglar's head in. 

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#94 blacktorn
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I would offer him a cup of tea and kindly tell him to leave.
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#95 GameFreak315
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I would look to see if I was near a pointy object...if so, I'd pick it up.  If not, I'd creep around, careful as to no make noise, and either find a different pointy object or an accessible exit.  Whichever one comes first.  :P
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#96 Alucard32
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My dogs would bite off his genitals, then bring his testicles to me as if they were tennis balls. tomxizor

then you guys would play fetch for a while.... as the guy is crying in the fetal position watching his balls get mauled.. :)

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#97 Darthmatt
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I hope your really good at catching a swinging sword.
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#98 twopic58
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I would knock him the hell out.

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#99 The_PirateKing
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~-~Well, I'd probably panic in real life if he had a knife. But if I was smart I'd play this video, aim the screen towards him with the volume on full, then dance and sing along with it.:twisted:~-~
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#100 xhellcatx
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well theres that SKS in my closet. Not to hard to get to and even faster to load (stripper clips ftw). I wouldnt have to shoot cause hed just probably poop his pants when he sees the sks with its bayonette open and its ready to go. BUT...if i REALLY dont have any time, I have a Ka-bar my husband left for me. He may have a knife, but mine is bigger ^_^ and I know how to throw one :D OR....if for some reason i couldnt get to them, and ...well i do have 2 kids, id probably call 911 on the cellphone and leave it open and talk really loud so 911 could hear >_> and in a real jam...id probably just have to submit i guess and allow myself to be robbed or whatever.
BUT if it were YOU steppeh, id be like "shut up and lets play some games. Quit foolin around :P"