If someone broke into your home while you're there....what would you do first?

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#1 topsemag55
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Ok, just like the commercials. You're chillin' either on the tube or gaming, but alone. Your front door crashes open.

You see him at the door. What would be your first move?

Me, if I couldn't get to a gun fast enough, I'd grab anything that would serve as a weapon.

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#2 RPG10080
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Grab blunt object. Ask questions later.
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Get my mosin nagant and go ww2 on his ass.
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Scream like a banshee.
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Scream like a little girl :(
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#6 my_mortal_coil
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Ask what house he/she thinks they are breaking into. If it's the wrong one more than likely they will just apologize and leave. If the address matches up, then scream.

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#7 HardcoreBunni
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Pikachu?

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#8 SuperSaiyanLink
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Post about it on GameSpot.

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#9 Darth_Tyrev
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Get behind him and tie him up. Then comes the awkward rape...

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#10 Colin1192
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unleash the dogs, if not shoot him right in the head and then say a cheesy line just like in the movies

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#11 barcx17
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Hide in my panic room, i.e. my closet.

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#12 MentatAssassin
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Dude I'd freak!

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#13 shoot-first
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Make chow mein out of his ass.

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Make his brain explode with my psychic powers.

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#15 pierst179
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Post about it on GameSpot.

SuperSaiyanLink

That is by far the best option, everybody knows these boards are populated by ninjas who will certainly appear in less than five seconds to save your skin.

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#16 Bourbons3
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Depending on whether he was armed, and his size, I'd grab something to act as a weapon.
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#17 MuddVader
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Ok, just like the commercials. You're chillin' either on the tube or gaming, but alone. Your front door crashes open.

You see him at the door. What would be your first move?

Me, if I couldn't get to a gun fast enough, I'd grab anything that would serve as a weapon.

topsemag55


Okay, well for starters this guy just broke down my door, i dont think hes expecting anyone to be home, if he does than hes not a good burglar.
If hes stareing at you face to face chances are hes going to take off, your best option is probably to not lose your cool and stand your ground, he'd be like "Wtf... i just broke down this persons door and they arent even phased.. who are they, and why arent they scared?.."
But yeah, i would probably lunge for the nearest thing capable of knocking someone unconcious and i would chuck it at him or try and stand ready for a fight.

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#18 joe11king
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...he wouldn't have a chance.

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Grab blunt object. Ask questions later.RPG10080
I'd grab a sharp object. My strength would be better served stabbing rather than clubbing.
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#20 McJugga
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Ask first, shoot questions later.

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#21 MuddVader
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[QUOTE="RPG10080"]Grab blunt object. Ask questions later.Maddy_K
I'd grab a sharp object. My strength would be better served stabbing rather than clubbing.


You're a woman right? makes me feel embarassed that i must agree lol, at 5'5 i would probably not be able to deal much of adevastating blows with my raw strength. My front door is right next to the kitchen so another reason whya sharp object would be a better choice.

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#22 ps3wizard45
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Flash him the bird and run, thats kinda wut I allways do....

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#23 roxaslordXIII
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not flinch or scream then pick up something closest to a weapon maybe call 911 or kick em where it hurts

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#24 FatalFantasy206
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Try to take him down with my own two hands and hope he does not have a gun. I've been a bodybuilder for over 10 years so I'm pretty confident I could beat him down without a weapon. Odds are you wouldn't have anything to grab quickly anyway in that situation. If he has a gun, he probably kills you before you take that first step, or reach for an object to defend with.

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#25 kordys99
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I would probaly grab my toilet plunger and suck their brains out with it...
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#26 Big_Bad_Sad
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Change my underwear.
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#27 MuddVader
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Try to take him down with my own two hands and hope he does not have a gun. I've been a bodybuilder for over 10 years so I'm pretty confident I could beat him down without a weapon. Odds are you wouldn't have anything to grab quickly anyway in that situation. If he has a gun, he probably kills you before you take that first step, or reach for an object to defend with.

FatalFantasy206


Wait.. you're a body builder? would you do me a favor and go bet 99cents for the viginity of those two guys on Ebay?
lol, joking.

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#28 Advent_Gamer
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fry my computer and hard drives. it's probably the FBI busting threw my door. :|
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#29 Maddy_K
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[QUOTE="Maddy_K"][QUOTE="RPG10080"]Grab blunt object. Ask questions later.MuddVader
I'd grab a sharp object. My strength would be better served stabbing rather than clubbing.

You're a woman right? makes me feel embarassed that i must agree lol, at 5'5 i would probably not be able to deal much of adevastating blows with my raw strength. My front door is right next to the kitchen so another reason whya sharp object would be a better choice.

Yeah, I'm about 5'1. Plus, I like to think of myself as more of a stabby person.

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#30 DivergeUnify
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throw bars stools at him, double leg single, ground and pound
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#31 johnny
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[QUOTE="SuperSaiyanLink"]

Post about it on GameSpot.

Pierst179

That is by far the best option, everybody knows these boards are populated by ninjas who will certainly appear in less than five seconds to save your skin.

LOL!!! sweat!

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#32 Maddy_K
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[QUOTE="FatalFantasy206"]

Try to take him down with my own two hands and hope he does not have a gun. I've been a bodybuilder for over 10 years so I'm pretty confident I could beat him down without a weapon. Odds are you wouldn't have anything to grab quickly anyway in that situation. If he has a gun, he probably kills you before you take that first step, or reach for an object to defend with.

MuddVader


Wait.. you're a body builder? would you do me a favor and go bet 99cents for the viginity of those two guys on Ebay?
lol, joking.

Think of it as a favor for me, too!

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#33 ZippySlappy
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1) Scream like a girl:lol::P. 2)Throw anything in sight at him,like any thing :o.
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#34 thriteenthmonke
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I'd crush him with my mind.
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#35 phillo99
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Use my second amendment right and shoot him between the eyes. If I can get my gun of course.

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#36 topsemag55
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...he wouldn't have a chance.

joe11king

I like this one.:lol:

Where's the pic of Goku doing a kamehameha wave?:P

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Give him a coconut cruncher.
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#38 my_mortal_coil
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Try to take him down with my own two hands and hope he does not have a gun. I've been a bodybuilder for over 10 years so I'm pretty confident I could beat him down without a weapon. Odds are you wouldn't have anything to grab quickly anyway in that situation. If he has a gun, he probably kills you before you take that first step, or reach for an object to defend with.

FatalFantasy206

Unless one practices at a gun range most people tend to be terrible shots. Especially without aiming and under duress. I would say even at five paces you have a good chance at not being hit.

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#39 barcx17
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I'd crush him with my mind.thriteenthmonke

And he'll fight back with his mind and you'll both end up like this

:P

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#40 GaMeR_Willz
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Obviously, he/she will be attacked. They won't leave unhurt...

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#41 cpo335
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Go after him with something.
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Probably twitter for help
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#43 topsemag55
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Change my underwear.Big_Bad_Sad

:lol:I lol'd hard on this one. Good post, Big Bad.

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#44 ZippySlappy
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Probably twitter for help Brainkiller05
On your 360 of course,more poeple online :P
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grab my.44 magnum fire a few shots then ask him if he feels lucky;)
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I'd ask him if he's ever heard of knocking first.

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I would probably do this.

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When in danger or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout.
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And here I thought I was the only one who does not like Kool-Aid. You surprise me yet again, OT.
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Get a knife, cut his stomach out of his body then feed it to him :twisted: