If someone broke into your home while you're there....what would you do first?

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#51 FatalFantasy206
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[QUOTE="FatalFantasy206"]

Try to take him down with my own two hands and hope he does not have a gun. I've been a bodybuilder for over 10 years so I'm pretty confident I could beat him down without a weapon. Odds are you wouldn't have anything to grab quickly anyway in that situation. If he has a gun, he probably kills you before you take that first step, or reach for an object to defend with.

my_mortal_coil

Unless one practices at a gun range most people tend to be terrible shots. Especially without aiming and under duress. I would say even at five paces you have a good chance at not being hit.

I guess if someone is bold enough to break down your door, they would probably shoot you first thing if they saw you, no need to be subtle at that point. You are right about most people being bad shots, I would just rush and hope for the best. With my luck he would have a marksmanship certificate.

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#52 _VenomX
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Get the Fire Extuinguisher as fast as possible

then spray him some of it then BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF HIM

then pee on him then let my dog **** him and finally continue playing leaving him there dying :roll:

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#53 MuddVader
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[QUOTE="Pierst179"]

[QUOTE="SuperSaiyanLink"]

Post about it on GameSpot.

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That is by far the best option, everybody knows these boards are populated by ninjas who will certainly appear in less than five seconds to save your skin.

LOL!!! sweat!


So... umm,you would sweat?

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Falcon Punch.
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#55 michael_1234576
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grab my sword and go for the legs
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#56 KisukexD
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Ok, just like the commercials. You're chillin' either on the tube or gaming, but alone. Your front door crashes open.

You see him at the door. What would be your first move?

Me, if I couldn't get to a gun fast enough, I'd grab anything that would serve as a weapon.

topsemag55

whistle to my dog..

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#57 CrazyFanboy
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cut his arms and legs off then piss and **** in his face

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#58 L30KinG
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1) CALL 9-1-1

2) get a knife or something, stap him, and kick him in the nuts :P

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[QUOTE="Big_Bad_Sad"]Change my underwear.topsemag55

:lol:I lol'd hard on this one. Good post, Big Bad.

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#60 krazykillaz
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Grab the sharp conch shell in the bathroom and use it like brass knuckles.
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#61 teh_619
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I'd start doing this mystical dance to repel him: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YersIyzsOpc&feature=channel_page (forward it just a bit)
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#62 Chiddaling
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I'd be playing video games, and if I see him break in, I'll be like "You're late, cash is in the right drawer..."
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#63 RushMetallica
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I'd give him what he wants with a dissapointed face.
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#64 MAILER_DAEMON
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If he breaks in and is brandishing a gun... Then... If my gun is next to me, I draw and shoot. If the gun is in the other room, I run and get either it or my sword, then attack. If he breaks in and is carrying a knife... Then I grab whatever weapon is available at the moment and take him out. If he breaks in and has nothing... Then I point the gun or whatever weapon i can get at him, then use my training as necessary. All of this assumes that my home is still in Tennessee, because the "castle law" here lets the occupant assume that if someone breaks into your domain, they intend to cause you harm. Even if he's unarmed.
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I'd put on a pair of aviators and tell him he's entering a world of pain...
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#66 GodofBigMacs
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Call 911... Then bring out a melee weapon in one hand, handgun in other.
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#67 Big_Bad_Sad
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[QUOTE="teh_619"]I'd start doing this mystical dance to repel him: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YersIyzsOpc&feature=channel_page (forward it just a bit)

What was he trying to do at 1:11?

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#68 Smoke89
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Grab my .45 and .40 and do a max payne slow motion dive at him... or this

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#69 teh_619
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[QUOTE="Big_Bad_Sad"][QUOTE="teh_619"]I'd start doing this mystical dance to repel him: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YersIyzsOpc&feature=channel_page (forward it just a bit)

What was he trying to do at 1:11?

I guess it's just a part of the ceremony? >...>
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#70 JSDempsey
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I would initiate my "crazy" mode and jump on him like a bat out of hell.

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If he breaks in and is brandishing a gun... Then... If my gun is next to me, I draw and shoot. If the gun is in the other room, I run and get either it or my sword, then attack. If he breaks in and is carrying a knife... Then I grab whatever weapon is available at the moment and take him out. If he breaks in and has nothing... Then I point the gun or whatever weapon i can get at him, then use my training as necessary. All of this assumes that my home is still in Tennessee, because the "castle law" here lets the occupant assume that if someone breaks into your domain, they intend to cause you harm. Even if he's unarmed.MAILER_DAEMON

Called "Make my day" law here.:P A fitting title.

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#72 japops
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Throw my controller at his nuts and start screaming for help as loud as I can.
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#73 JSDempsey
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[QUOTE="MAILER_DAEMON"]If he breaks in and is brandishing a gun... Then... If my gun is next to me, I draw and shoot. If the gun is in the other room, I run and get either it or my sword, then attack. If he breaks in and is carrying a knife... Then I grab whatever weapon is available at the moment and take him out. If he breaks in and has nothing... Then I point the gun or whatever weapon i can get at him, then use my training as necessary. All of this assumes that my home is still in Tennessee, because the "castle law" here lets the occupant assume that if someone breaks into your domain, they intend to cause you harm. Even if he's unarmed.topsemag55

Called "Make my day" law here.:P A fitting title.

I dont think we have that law here in New York sadly. If you shot somebody that breaks into your house, even if you believed they were armed and your family was in danger, you would be doing time. Stupid really.

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[QUOTE="Big_Bad_Sad"][QUOTE="teh_619"]I'd start doing this mystical dance to repel him: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YersIyzsOpc&feature=channel_page (forward it just a bit)

What was he trying to do at 1:11?

That's what I want to know.
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#75 HybridPhoenix
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Baseball bat to the head, run to cabinet for shot gun
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#76 StrawberryHill
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Let them know I'm armed and that I will shoot them if they act aggressively toward me and do not leave immediately.

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#77 thequietguy
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I would run out of the room, hide and take advantage of my knowledge of the house's geography to wait and strike.
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#78 nooblet69
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Grab my katana blade and sneak up on him while my dogs keep him company :). I would call 911 first of course though.

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#79 Deathxcore
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Well I don't own a gun, but I'm usually at my computer. If I saw someone break into my front door, I would either grab a knife or a hammer. Or both. I'd hide by the doorway and hitting them when they came in.
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#80 blooddog28
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well grab the TV remote throw it as hard as you an at his crotch when he falls down punch him as hard as you can in the face (trying to break his nose.) But I keep a knife with me at all times so I could fight back really easy :P
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In my neihborhood, we battle. No need for physical violence. I dont feel like getting in trouble for 1st degree murder.
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#82 Cantius
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Knock him out with my baseball bat.
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#83 MgamerBD
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I would scream,ask him a question, then pound him to death. Make a practice dummy out of him.
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Freak out, then kick him in the teeth.
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#85 MuddVader
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Has no one said "GoBeast Mode" yet?

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Shoot first, ask questions later.
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#87 cmpepper23
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I'm rarely home alone because I have 4 brothers so more than likely we would ask him/her if they wanted a beer and then proceed to beat them to a pulp. This is of course if my dogs don't kill them first. Brutus is a bad Bull Terrier.

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#88 killab2oo5
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Scream, grab the closest object nearby, and try to look menacing.
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1. grab computer, ripping out all sockets 2. swing computer 3.???????????????? 4 profit (ps my comp weighs almost 40 kg so yeah...)
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#90 GTR2addict
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why hasnt this popped up?

KAMEHAMEHAAAAAA

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#91 shinian
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I would stick to calling the police.

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#92 kingdre
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I'd reach for anything I could hurt him with.

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#93 br0kenrabbit
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I'll do what I did in 1995: Shoot the idiots. They deserve it.

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#94 JmanRBS
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Probably act intense and then get into a serious battle with him with my good ol fists.

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#95 topsemag55
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why hasnt this popped up?

KAMEHAMEHAAAAAA

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GTR2addict

I asked about it a long while back. What took you so long?:P:lol:

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#96 shinian
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I'll do what I did in 1995: Shoot the idiots. They deserve it.

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Did they survive?

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#97 XDXDXDXDXDXDXD
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Only one thing to do...

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#98 JustPlainLucas
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If I was gaming? I'd probably pass him a controller and ask if he wants to co-op.
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#99 br0kenrabbit
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[QUOTE="br0kenrabbit"]

I'll do what I did in 1995: Shoot the idiots. They deserve it.

shinian

Did they survive?

I only shot one. He fell backwards down the stairs and ran out the window. I don't know if his buddy was in the house or not (I couldn't see the living room, I was at the top of the stairs), but they were close enough to talk to each other.

He did get shot and killed less than two weeks later by an older lady when he broke into her house.

I did sue his estate and force them to pay to clean up his blood, as well as cover the damage deposite on my apartment.

So no he didn't die, but it wouldn't have bothered me one bit if he had of.

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Only one thing to do...

XDXDXDXDXDXDXD

Now that's original. I like it. :lol: