If someone broke into your home while you're there....what would you do first?

Baseball bat to the legs. After that, a body shots to ensure they don't get back up right away. Then the obvious calling of 911...

Vulcan nerve pinch, tie him up and just wait for the police to arrive :D

Grab blunt object. Ask questions later.RPG10080

pretty much... no one is going to take advantage of me with me putting up a fight.

Grabthe closest pair of scissors and...yeah.cousin_eddy

Its funny you should say that.

Last week my manager was looking at the camera and thought he saw a man walk across the screen and grapped a pair of scissors and a broom and storm out the office.

he said "If anyone was trying rob us, the best he could do is cut the guy's hair."

Whatever you do, make sure they're dead. Otherwise they can sue you into poverty... One way or another they get all your stuff.

I own a Katana and a Bo staff, so I'd probably used them.. but since I suck with them I most likely would break everything in my house trying to get the ****er. :evil:

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Grab blunt object. Ask questions later.RPG10080

Sounds about right, though I don't know if I'd go for a BLUNT object.

I'll head into my garage, look into my dad's tools and grab a hammer or something blunt. Assuming the burgler is not armed with a gun, he is a dead man...

No way in hell I'm gonna let this bastard ruin the peaceful quietness, solitary harmony of my home. My sanctuary.

Even though I'm gonna be bludgeoning and hacking at him and all the hideous screams he is gonna yell though...

Run to the nearest room and lock the door. Then I'd call the cops. Then I'd prepare a sharp object like an electric razor or a soap bar.

Grab blunt object. Ask questions later.RPG10080

Ask him or her what the hell he was doing in my damn house.

[QUOTE="RPG10080"]Grab blunt object. Ask questions later.ice_radon

Sure you would, because you're known for your battlefield courage.