If you could be granted one completely useless ability, what would it be?

If Jesus suddenly appeared in front of you (wearing a zebra-print tuxedo because that's just how Jesus rolls) and was like, "Hey I'm Jesus, and I'm gonna grant you one ability for some reason," but the condition is that it has to be a completely useless one, what would you choose?

I would want to be able to see through most kinds of glass.

it wouldnt be an ability if it was useless-DirtySanchez-

I'd want to give off the scent of freshly baked bread when frightened.megagene

I'd want to give off the scent of freshly baked bread when frightened.megagene

thats the greatst power ever

I'd roll my eyes and say "riiiiiiiiiiight." And then walk away.

Keep my eyes open when sneezingp2rus

I'd roll my eyes and say "riiiiiiiiiiight." And then walk away.

ThePlothole

I'd want to give off the scent of freshly baked bread when frightened.megagene

That was more awesome than any of my words can express. :o

And come on people it is supposed to be an useless ability, some of these are actually beneficial to the user.

the ability to lick my elbowalexh_99

I'd want to give off the scent of freshly baked bread when frightened.megagene

[QUOTE="p2rus"]Keep my eyes open when sneezingalexh_99

whenever i drink though a straw the straw becomes invisblesolo-chaos

[QUOTE="p2rus"]Keep my eyes open when sneezingalexh_99

The ability to make a body of water in which I am swimming invisible is up there too.thepwninator

th power to change the color of my hair/eyes/skinOrianaDorta

[QUOTE="thepwninator"]The ability to make a body of water in which I am swimming invisible is up there too.YouAmStupid

[QUOTE="thepwninator"]The ability to make a body of water in which I am swimming invisible is up there too.YouAmStupid

[QUOTE="alexh_99"]the ability to lick my elbowYouAmStupid

[QUOTE="YouAmStupid"][QUOTE="alexh_99"]the ability to lick my elbowalexh_99

I'd like to shoot spaghetti out of my finger tips.Yagr_Zero

The ability to spin my brain inside my skull.duxup

I'd like to shoot spaghetti out of my finger tips.Yagr_Zero

My ability to would be to have an unaccessible wi-fi network always at full strength with a range of 1 mile.